Buckle up newbies

[abdulodoi]

I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within.


Welcome to the world of Satoshi
You've just been giving the door key
And now you're feeling like the SHIT
Please do take off your shoes
Grease yourself with the rules
It's easy if you pay attention
Pun intended if you plan to shun it
If you do, you may need a gentian
There are several sections
Familiarize yourself with good intention
Or you'll be thrown to another dimension
Trust me you don't wanna rush to detention

Oh bitcointalk, a home away  from home
A world full of wonders even from the phone
A home full of experts, kindness if you know your role
Your motive will determine your parole
Be helpful, be kind.
Be eager to learn not only to earn
Copy someone's work and be punished
Repeat it again and again and be banished
Your strength is your weapon
Your weakness is your motivation
Your focus here shouldn't be for authentication posts
Trash that goal and build a home

This is a community, be a member not an abuser
Do not trust people easily
Don't misquote but stay afloat
Until your goal is to devote
With these you can grow in rank
Don't forget others who need you to grow
We are all in this together, so buckle up newbies
First thing to do as a newbie is to read this and this
We shall make bitcointalk great again.

I hope this made you smile. 

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[Stalker22]

"Roses are red.
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
I need COFFEE!!!"
 

[kawetsriyanto]

Good work! But I don't realize it as the poem if I didn't read the opening sentence above. For me, it is more likely a short guideline for newbies. However, it is quite nice to read.  

By the way, don't you suggest the newbies focus on their local boards if any? I think it can be shared with them as well. Tell them that we have many merit sources on local boards. Don't forget to be active on the local board as the priority.

[libert19]

"Roses are red.
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
I need COFFEE!!!"
 

I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good.

[pawanjain]

"Roses are red.
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
I need COFFEE!!!"
 

I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good.

That would have been hillarious. 

I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within.

For @abdulodoi , lemme try something as well

Thanks for the wonderful OP
This would make Newbies roam free
With their minds right on track
Rank up process will be easy to crack
Now that you have mentioned the guides
Newbie accounts won't get negative strikes
With this I end up my post
I made this up right now and I won't boast

 

[Eco_111]

I couldn't even think about writing something like this OP, you tried mate @abdulodoi,  it doesn't look alot like a poem though, it's more like guardian phrases for newbies

Ignore FUD like your EX
Don't play around with FOMO
Treat your Recovery seed like a Lover
Centralized exchanges wallets are heartbreakers
You don't want to leave funds on them
Plagiarism is devil's tool
it pours hot water on you.

I don't know where that came from, hehe  

[Maestro75]

"Roses are red.
Mornings are hard.
I suck at poetry.
I need COFFEE!!!"
 

I was expecting 'so are you' at the end since it rhymes pretty well but I'm glad you didn't since op's poem is actually good.

That will be a rhyme and that will be a traditional construct. Not bad an idea to make free verse poems as the OP did. I like both patterns of poetry anyway like the old English had them. I also like the way OP was able to spice the poem with links to relevant threads and I know many newbies will pay attention to all that.

[lovesmayfamilis]

Excellent. It seems that beginners can be advised to learn the test to always know and not forget about the rules. Are there talents that can put this into music? In this case, repetition and frequent listening will completely discourage the desire to do something to the detriment of the forum.

[Coyster]

Good poem @abdulodoi, your piece of poetry is easy to understand, so I hope it would help one or two newbies to actually "buckle up" on the forum and learn about bitcoin here, I personally love poems and I have a proclivity towards them, IIRC, I think the first poem i read on the forum was written by @Lordhermes (he creates good pieces of poetry btw), but since then a couple of other users have tried the 'art' out; I hope with this 'beautiful lines' users are actually being enlightened by the messages in this poems.

[abdulodoi]

For @abdulodoi , lemme try something as well

Thanks for the wonderful OP
This would make Newbies roam free
With their minds right on track
Rank up process will be easy to crack
Now that you have mentioned the guides
Newbie accounts won't get negative strikes
With this I end up my post
I made this up right now and I won't boast
 

This is actually quite good
So on point right into the mood
Newbies must get the guides tattooed
So as not to get booed.
 

Ignore FUD like your EX
Don't play around with FOMO
Treat your Recovery seed like a Lover
Centralized exchanges wallets are heartbreakers
You don't want to leave funds on them
Plagiarism is devil's tool
it pours hot water on you.

I don't know where that came from, hehe  Grin Grin

That came from a hidden creative space mehn, pretty good  

Good poem @abdulodoi, your piece of poetry is easy to understand, so I hope it would help one or two newbies to actually "buckle up" on the forum and learn about bitcoin here, I personally love poems and I have a proclivity towards them, IIRC, I think the first poem i read on the forum was written by @Lordhermes (he creates good pieces of poetry btw), but since then a couple of other users have tried the 'art' out; I hope with this 'beautiful lines' users are actually being enlightened by the messages in this poems.

Thanks @Coyster, i appreciate it. Hopefully the newbies will actually read this and learn something about the forum. I've seen couple of newbies asking about forum ranking, most of them seem so lost.

[samputin]

All I can say is, "very nice." That's a smart move when you included some links in your post. And may I also commend those responses before me that were in the form of poems. I'm trying to construct mine so that I can join in the fun but your entries are so good. Hope I can keep up with that. I had fun reading all of them, though. So cool. 

[TheBunting43]

I wrote this poem for newbies, i've also added few guide links within.


Welcome to the world of Satoshi
You've just been giving the door key
And now you're feeling like the SHIT
Please do take off your shoes
Grease yourself with the rules
It's easy if you pay attention
Pun intended if you plan to shun it
If you do, you may need a gentian
There are several sections
Familiarize yourself with good intention
Or you'll be thrown to another dimension
Trust me you don't wanna rush to detention

Oh bitcointalk, a home away  from home
A world full of wonders even from the phone
A home full of experts, kindness if you know your role
Your motive will determine your parole
Be helpful, be kind.
Be eager to learn not only to earn
Copy someone's work and be punished
Repeat it again and again and be banished
Your strength is your weapon
Your weakness is your motivation
Your focus here shouldn't be for authentication posts
Trash that goal and build a home

This is a community, be a member not an abuser
Do not trust people easily
Don't misquote but stay afloat
Until your goal is to devote
With these you can grow in rank
Don't forget others who need you to grow
We are all in this together, so buckle up newbies
First thing to do as a newbie is to read this and this
We shall make bitcointalk great again.

I hope this made you smile.  

Welcome to Bitcoin, the digital dough,
Its picking up pace, after starting off slow.
Getting in now, your still an early adopter,
Await your lambo and private helicopter.
This forum will help you learn all there is to know,
Hopefully helping your wallet balances glow.
Be careful to read the rules and regulations,
Then enjoy the work of these crypto sensations!

[abdulodoi]

Welcome to Bitcoin, the digital dough,
Its picking up pace, after starting off slow.
Getting in now, your still an early adopter,
Await your lambo and private helicopter.
This forum will help you learn all there is to know,
Hopefully helping your wallet balances glow.
Be careful to read the rules and regulations,
Then enjoy the work of these crypto sensations!

You've got it in you mate. I was just wondering if your previous account was unbanned as this is your third account?
As per the forum rule, what you are doing is called ban evasion

25. Ban evasion (using or creating accounts while one of your accounts is banned) is not allowed.[e]

As you can see, unless your ban is lifted, you are not allowed to create an alternative account to continue posting on the forum. Though, i see you did post an appeal few years ago but whether you would be unban wasn't conclusive in your post here