Not quite sure why everyone slept on it, however, I managed to initiate a sweep, 6 hours after the 00:00:14 EST timelock period.
I also slept on it (pun intent) since 00:00:14 EST was really early on a Sunday morning (here in Europe), hence I was pleasantly surprised when I saw that the amount was still there, after 6 hours.... (on a lazy late Sunday morning when I wake up.... LOL)
Due to the mempool overload, the minimum fee amount that made any sense, at the time, was around 40 sats/byte (transaction took around 2 hours to get confirmed). Anything lower than 30 sats/byte (with 130k unconfirmed transaction at that moment) might take many hours/days to get confirmed.
That was actually a donation to the miners, since I got a total of around 65 cents out of it... LOL (0.00001134 BTC)
Awesome challenge @krogoth ... keep up with the good work!