Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club 🦊 🔥 🔞 5th Anniversary Foxhole Exhibition [NSFW]

[Foxpup]

Yes, it's my that time of the year again. And what a year it has been! After winning Miss Bitcointalk for the third time in a row, I promised to present renewed evidence of my eligibility, and you know I hate to disappoint my loyal fans. Speaking of which, just a few days ago our newest devotee apogio saw the first anniversary of their membership on the forum. Which also means this is their first time in the foxhole, so try not to be too rough.

Alas, what should be an unequivocally joyous occasion is marred by the untimely departure of our dear friend and third most senior member, Leo. I have been in contact with him shortly before he left the forum, and it was his explicit request that the scheduled debauchery go ahead as planned, even if only because he hopes to still be around to see it. And so, I proudly/shamelessly present my most detailed and in-depth rendition yet of the most well-loved vixen-part of the forum's most widely-liked part-vixen.

If you're still with us, Leo, this is for you:
🦊 5K-RESOLUTION FOXXXY FUROTICA 🦊
(For everyone else, the above linked image is naturally not safe for work, in case, like apogio, this is your first time in the foxhole and don't yet know what to expect here.)
Image copyright 2024 Foxpup. Model is over 18 years of age.

Let us now observe a minute's chastity silence in dignified remembrance, then proceed with the undignified shenanigans we all came here for. 💕

Local rules: No bigotry, no speaking ill of the dead. (Speaking ill of bigots is allowed, but discouraged - please try to stay on topic.)

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[apogio]

You know, as my Queen said, I must be the newest member of this club. I have, literally, too many reasons (and ways) to make this situation melodramatic. But then, I would be proved inferior to the circumstances. Let me just say, that I am proud to have "met" all of you.

I can't talk about how sad I was when I learnt about Leo. So I am sorry, but I have no words for him, except that I miss him more than I expected.

Now, let's get more serious.

As I have previously said to my Queen, in one of our private moments (yes, we have had some of those moments, for which I am not allowed to speak), I told her that the members of this club have always been helpful towards me. This is why I love to be a member of this massive gangbang.

Which also means this is their first time in the foxhole, so try not to be too rough.

So, is this my punishment? Not allowing them to be rough with me? How will I survive without some rough punishments and jokes in here?

🦊 5K-RESOLUTION FOXXXY FUROTICA 🦊

I am trying too hardly to understand what is getting out of her foxhole. Could anyone explain to me?

[GazetaBitcoin]

Since it seems I am again among first drunkies present, let me say this:

foxhole felchers

It's time to paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!


All my thanks to our Queen and happy anniversary to all gang members! I am more than flattered to be part of this!


Aaaand, since I announced I was working on a small surprise for this special event, let me present you...

[...drums...]

A small compendium of the gang

So let's start with some spoilers about the gang

What is this gang and why it exists:
- spoiler 1
- spoiler 2
- the sordid history between our queen and c******unter
- some more resources related to wolwoo's hallucinations, which was at the bottom of all things =)))

Some notable events in the history, involving some wannabees and gang members:

Which rules to apply and wear your avatar.

The rules are you have to cycle an obscene amount of merit between yourself and other members of the merit/trust gang that exists in the conspiracy theory that cryptohunter's all worked up about, so I'm afraid you don't quite qualify at this stage. Sorry.

What is the background to that story?

Lots of alcohol, possibly some other chemicals.

possibly some other chemicals.

Only the finest, medicinal grade chemicals.

I am very good in this discipline, any empty slot?

You also need to cycle at least 23198 merits and know your way around dark musty holes.

dark musty holes.

Practically, those performing the above occult ritual, may receive the honor to be entitled as

foxhole felchers

If you reach this point, everything is possible. But becoming a true foxhole felcher is harder than reaching Everest

Now also a small mention to the foundation stone of the gang: 🦊 Vulpine Order of Merit 🦊. I understand, this new order may confuse even moar some reader

Now again about joining the gang, so many tried but were unsuccessful, although they tried for years Historic attempts involved the following: giving the wife to our Supreme Leader, accepting the possibility of time traveling, drinking wine from plastic bottles, never trying to offer bribes in wine in plastic bottles, being obedient in front of our Supreme Leaders of the forum (yes, there are 2 of them and none is thermos, lol), having a very large wallet (it should be this large), never trying to guess Supreme Leader's gender (unless she chooses to expose it), not being afraid of NSFW, learning the rules (this is a part where I am not totally obeying, as it can be seen), understanding that a year may have even 97 weeks, makeing sacrifices, having statues of our Supreme Leader and praying daily to it (the prayer is mentioned below), being able to drink like a pro (being able also to drink engine oil), participating to parties anniversary orgies (plus [link 2] and [link 3]), knowing the members of Dalton Gang, understanding very complex concepts, choosing famiglia, over family, helping your brothers, knowing how to answer to Maestro, having more merits than theymos Oo (although it's not necessary, it is recommended), knowing about the existence of the coin with gang's name, never using the forum unless being drunk, knowing to troll properly address  c******unter, not asking indecent questions, being able to pretend you are another member of the gang, appreciating our Leader's talent, not making the mistake of believing that our Leader may get pregnant after orgies, accepting a warm negative feedback welcome...


I believe the following admission rules still apply (although not even these ones grant the success):

Is there a requirement for initiation to join a gang? I found this on the web, I listed some of it below.

• Initiation by cop
• Being jumped in or beat in
• Sexed in
• Jacked In

My gang has become somewhat infamous for its use of the third method. It's not strictly a requirement, but it certainly helps, and in any case I've yet to hear any complaints.

What's the minimum Foxpup merit I need to have received to be part of the club?

It varies depending on whether you're a merit source, the number of (other) merit sources you've had anilingual relations with, and what vibrational level I had you set at during said relations. Ask cryptohunter for details.

Prayer:

The Queen of Foxes guides us. The Queen of Foxes teaches us. The Queen of Foxes protects us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives (+wives) are yours.

Last, but not least, rest assured that proper booze is ready -- fillippone already emptied some

[LoyceV]

I'll miss my fellow cycling club member o_e_l_e_o for a very long time. It's hard to believe Foxpup's Merit Cycling Club has existed long enough for members to be forced to leave because of diseases

🦊 5K-RESOLUTION FOXXXY FUROTICA 🦊
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You've outdone yourself again!

Foxpup, thanks for taking me in

Which also means this is their first time in the foxhole, so try not to be too rough.

So, is this my punishment? Not allowing them to be rough with me? How will I survive without some rough punishments and jokes in here?

Allow me to highlight the words "try" and "too" Fasten your seatbelt Intern, you're going to need it!

I'm going to start drinking my Ouzo now

[examplens]

🦊 5K-RESOLUTION FOXXXY FUROTICA 🦊

I am trying too hardly to understand what is getting out of her foxhole. Could anyone explain to me?

I'm also trying to figure out what it's about. Looks like someone lost their teeth.   
I keep trying to ignore the weird part of my brain, which suggests to me that those 5 white teeth(whatever) represent members of the Foxpup gang.

[apogio]

Allow me to highlight the words "try" and "too" Tongue Fasten your seatbelt Intern, you're going to need it!
I'm going to start drinking my Ouzo now

That's what I am talking about.
I am gonna grab some ouzo too. Where have you learnt this holy drink by the way?
I need to drink a lot of that actually. To pass out and don't understand a thing haha

I'm also trying to figure out what it's about. Looks like someone lost their teeth.   
I keep trying to ignore the weird part of my brain, which suggests to me that those 5 white teeth(whatever) represent members of the Foxpup gang.

Sounds reasonable but the club consists of more than 5 members...  So now, I am more confused

[LoyceV]

I am gonna grab some ouzo too. Where have you learnt this holy drink by the way?

It must have been a Greek restaurant in Bitcoin City Arnhem. I've loved it ever since
At the peak of the pandemic, I bought 3 boxes of my favourite drink in Germany (Dutch people love the cheaper booze there). But don't worry, I got some bottles for my wife too at that point. It could very well have been 42 bottles in total, the ultimate answer to the universe.
Good times

[Foxpup]

I'm also trying to figure out what it's about. Looks like someone lost their teeth.   
I keep trying to ignore the weird part of my brain, which suggests to me that those 5 white teeth(whatever) represent members of the Foxpup gang.

What? Those are rose petals, you... why would you think... *sigh* And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

Seriously, teeth?

[examplens]

Sounds reasonable but the club consists of more than 5 members...  So now, I am more confused

A crazy mind would say that it is 5 members waiting to be accepted into Foxhole 

It must have been a Greek restaurant in Bitcoin City Arnhem. I've loved it ever since
At the peak of the pandemic, I bought 3 boxes of my favourite drink in Germany (Dutch people love the cheaper booze there). But don't worry, I got some bottles for my wife too at that point. It could very well have been 42 bottles in total, the ultimate answer to the universe.
Good times

Oh man, 42 bottles from 2020 and you still haven't drunk them 
If you like Ouzo, and if you ever come in contact with a Greek, ask him to get you Tsipouro from home production. Much better, but no chemicals.

What? Those are rose petals, you... why would you think... *sigh* And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

Seriously, teeth?

 
As I say, weird part of my brain. It makes sense now, the 5th anniversary. I certainly did not expect so much tenderness and romance with rose petals. 

[apogio]

At the peak of the pandemic, I bought 3 boxes of my favourite drink in Germany (Dutch people love the cheaper booze there). But don't worry, I got some bottles for my wife too at that point. It could very well have been 42 bottles in total, the ultimate answer to the universe.
Good times

Wow. Sounds good. Ouzo is the best drink in my opinion, especially if you combine it with greek food.

If you like Ouzo, and if you ever come in contact with a Greek, ask him to get you Tsipouro from home production. Much better, but no chemicals.

Sounds like you know a thing or two about greek drinks.

And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

Hmmm, is there a secret message in the picture? I alwas like to try and find patterns and clues where they don't exist  
I actually tried to engage you all with a riddle, but nobody saw that 

[fillippone]

🦊 5K-RESOLUTION FOXXXY FUROTICA 🦊

Wow, this is one of the most beautiful things that appeared on my monitor lately, including some still uncategorised rule 34-taxonomy images that somehow I stumbled upon.

As LoyceV said, Foxpup, thanks for taking me in as well.

As I am second in thanking you for being accepted in your holes, I will be second in choosing which hole.
Coincidentally, there are 5 holes as well.

The Queen of Foxes guides us.
The Queen of Foxes teaches us.
The Queen of Foxes protects us.
In your light, we thrive.
In your mercy, we are sheltered.
In your wisdom, we are humbled.
We live only to serve.
Our lives (+wives, + holes) are yours.

[LoyceV]

What? Those are rose petals, you... why would you think... *sigh* And there are five to represent the fifth anniversary of the club. Loyce, you get it, right?

I guess it shows examplens' expectations of what goes on in the foxhole are a tad extreme, even for foxhole standards. The rose sticking out one of the foxholes should have been a pretty good hint it's not teeth

Oh man, 42 bottles from 2020 and you still haven't drunk them 

I said no such thing I must have finished about half of them, and my wife took care of the rest.

If you like Ouzo, and if you ever come in contact with a Greek, ask him to get you Tsipouro from home production. Much better, but no chemicals.

Let's see:

The alcoholic grade of tsipouro is higher than ouzo and can, therefore, be considered stronger, but ouzo is said to give worse hangovers!

Sounds good to me

[BlackHatCoiner]

I'm also trying to figure out what it's about. Looks like someone lost their teeth.   

I'm going to start drinking my Ouzo now

Ouzo when you drink, you become straight. (Sounds better in Greek  )

If you like Ouzo, and if you ever come in contact with a Greek, ask him to get you Tsipouro from home production. Much better, but no chemicals.

I've tried all these drinks, and I'm yet to find one to compete this: Rakomelo. This thing just blows you away.

[Foxpup]

Ouzo when you drink, you become straight. (Sounds better in Greek  )

Instructions unclear, accidentally drank ouzo straight. I sure hope nobody takes advantage of whatever effect this mistake might have on my sexual desires.

[BlackHatCoiner]

Instructions unclear, accidentally drank ouzo straight. I sure hope nobody takes advantage of whatever effect this mistake might have on my sexual desires.

Yeah... I meant straight as "non-curving", not the sexual adjective.

[GazetaBitcoin]

While I'm baffled that after fillippone drank half of the 5l of wine from the plastic bottle nobody else wanted to try it, I will stick with ouzo too, to align myself with the majority  

As I am second in thanking you for being accepted in your holes, I will be second in choosing which hole.

Choose well, amico mio!

I actually tried to engage you all with a riddle, but nobody saw that  

But I did engage...

As I say, weird part of my brain. It makes sense now, the 5th anniversary. I certainly did not expect so much tenderness and romance with rose petals.  

Romance is all over us!

[LoyceV]

I've tried all these drinks, and I'm yet to find one to compete this: Rakomelo. This thing just blows you away.

Challenge accepted, I've added it to my shopping list. Amazon.nl doesn't know what it is, Amazon.de gets it. Any suggestion which one? I see many different bottles, just like Ouzo has many brands.

I meant straight as "non-curving"

Doesn't work, I like curves

This one looks sick. It's thick enough.

Tempting Less than 0.001 BTC per bottle

[BlackHatCoiner]

Any suggestion which one?

This one looks sick. It's thick enough. Although I can't promise you anything if you're buying it from Amazon. I had the honor to drink it from an official Rakomeladiko, as the Cretan restaurant is called. Fortunately I was with friends, otherwise I would probably not be in here talking with you. 

[The Sceptical Chymist]

That's a "trucker's piss bomb" if I'm not mistaken.  I see them all over the sides of the road, and as they're no doubt loaded with substances of delightful kinds (and metabolites of said substances, too) I am always tempted to distill them into something evil.  I have yet to do so, however.

Shit, I didn't know this was where the party was.  Sorry I'm late, my fellow cyclers!  All praise be to Foxxxxxy and cheers to my teammates.  And I'm sending positive vibrations out to wherever Leo is.

[GazetaBitcoin]

That's a "trucker's piss bomb" if I'm not mistaken.  I see them all over the sides of the road, and as they're no doubt loaded with substances of delightful kinds

Substances of delightful kinds all the way, of course Also very healthy, since it's 100% natural (sugar free too)!

Shit, I didn't know this was where the party was.  Sorry I'm late, my fellow cyclers!  All praise be to Foxxxxxy and cheers to my teammates.  And I'm sending positive vibrations out to wherever Leo is.

For some reason this line reminded me of an old post made by Despairo