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March 31, 2014, 09:43:33 AM
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Preemptive strike against April fool's headlines tomorrow. Do not believe anything... Though some panic sells are to be expected when the news of a global bitcoin shutdown because of a bug in Bitcoin core 0.9.0 hits coindesk.

Tomorrow's headlines:

Bank of China embraces Bitcoin: Plans to buy 1,250,000BTC over two years

Mitt Romney: "I've got a crapload of BTC and I'm not selling"

MtGox goes back to Magic The Gathering card trading

Scotland bans the British pound - BTC only legal tender: The British pound is highly volatile and used for money laundering
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March 31, 2014, 09:46:03 AM
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Well it will be april fools day but i don't think that these headers would be anywhere near funny..
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March 31, 2014, 09:49:33 AM
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Bitcoin not banned by China, we aren't going back to double digits!!!
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March 31, 2014, 10:50:18 AM
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A real April Fools prank would be to disable satellite communication for an hour.

Bye bye Bitcoin - but the world would be in such a turmoil that the apparent Bitcoin loss would be the least of our problems.
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March 31, 2014, 02:34:21 PM
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A real April Fools prank would be to disable satellite communication for an hour.

Bye bye Bitcoin - but the world would be in such a turmoil that the apparent Bitcoin loss would be the least of our problems.

Yes, those missing TV shows would be a real terror

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March 31, 2014, 02:52:52 PM
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Tomorrow's headline:
Warren Buffet buys 100 000 Bitcoins

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March 31, 2014, 03:03:28 PM
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March 31, 2014, 03:03:57 PM
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Well it will be april fools day but i don't think that these headers would be anywhere near funny..

It seems most days are April Fools Day in Bitcoinland. I just hope we don't get headlines that affect the price drastically. but you never know with idiot panic sellers.

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March 31, 2014, 03:06:40 PM
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Preemptive strike against April fool's headlines tomorrow. Do not believe anything... Though some panic sells are to be expected when the news of a global bitcoin shutdown because of a bug in Bitcoin core 0.9.0 hits coindesk.

Tomorrow's headlines:

Bank of China embraces Bitcoin: Plans to buy 1,250,000BTC over two years

Mitt Romney: "I've got a crapload of BTC and I'm not selling"

MtGox goes back to Magic The Gathering card trading

Scotland bans the British pound - BTC only legal tender: The British pound is highly volatile and used for money laundering


You missed a big one.

Obama has declared USD to be replaced by BTC Cheesy

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March 31, 2014, 04:31:13 PM
Last edit: March 31, 2014, 05:28:55 PM by DooMAD
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"Concerns over creating "Skynet" as the Bitcoin network rapidly approaches 50 Million Gh/s"



Use http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp if you want to make your own.  

Could be a good opportunity to get people's attention and educate them about Bitcoin's features.

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March 31, 2014, 05:41:56 PM
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March 31, 2014, 05:43:47 PM
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"Concerns over creating "Skynet" as the Bitcoin network rapidly approaches 50 Million Gh/s"



Use http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp if you want to make your own.  

Could be a good opportunity to get people's attention and educate them about Bitcoin's features.

Great resource.  How about this one:  

I'm posting this again tomorrow.
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April 01, 2014, 04:24:26 AM
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Well it will be april fools day but i don't think that these headers would be anywhere near funny..

most of these headlines would mean a lot for bitcoin and we would all make a lot of money witch woul be awesome

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April 01, 2014, 04:28:07 AM
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"Concerns over creating "Skynet" as the Bitcoin network rapidly approaches 50 Million Gh/s"



Use http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp if you want to make your own.  

Could be a good opportunity to get people's attention and educate them about Bitcoin's features.

Great resource.  How about this one:  

I'm posting this again tomorrow.

haha!

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April 01, 2014, 04:35:31 AM
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The headline would be satoshi came out in public claiming his share of bitcoins.
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April 01, 2014, 05:03:45 AM
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China banning Bitcoin was an April fools joke they just didn't do it on April Fools


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April 01, 2014, 05:06:28 AM
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Satoshi just log into his BTT account. Go check his profile  Wink

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April 01, 2014, 05:07:08 AM
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Preemptive strike against April fool's headlines tomorrow. Do not believe anything... Though some panic sells are to be expected when the news of a global bitcoin shutdown because of a bug in Bitcoin core 0.9.0 hits coindesk.

Tomorrow's headlines:

Bank of China embraces Bitcoin: Plans to buy 1,250,000BTC over two years

Mitt Romney: "I've got a crapload of BTC and I'm not selling"

MtGox goes back to Magic The Gathering card trading

Scotland bans the British pound - BTC only legal tender: The British pound is highly volatile and used for money laundering


Thanks for the heads up and those would work on me actually none of them would except for MtGox goes back to Magic The Gathering card trading
In which case Keeples !!!! lol

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"Concerns over creating "Skynet" as the Bitcoin network rapidly approaches 50 Million Gh/s"



Use http://www.fodey.com/generators/newspaper/snippet.asp if you want to make your own.  

Could be a good opportunity to get people's attention and educate them about Bitcoin's features.

Great resource.  How about this one:  

I'm posting this again tomorrow.

haha!

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