Democratic Platform - Let's talk about what's good for everybody.
Republican Platform - You do what I tell you to do, because I know what's best.
Libertarian Platform - Screw you, I do what I want.
Democrat Platform - Everyone should be treated equal, let me tell you how to live your life.
Republican Platform - Rich people are great, let me tell you how to live your life.
Libertarian Platform - Go live your life how you want.
Democrat Platform - Everyone is liberal with everybody else's money, I'll force you to share.
Republican Platform - Rich people are liberal with your money, I'll force you to share.
Libertarian Platform - I'll be liberal (or not) with my own money, I'll decide if I'll share.