"Finally a tangible physical Bitcoin! Carry these bitcoins around in your pocket.
Help us put as many of these coins into circulation. Purchase several and pass them on to others. Keep checking back here to see where it has gone.
Each coin has a unique code on the back....
I am not much of a newb, but reading most of the text of coinedbits makes me think that I am actually getting a bitcoin when I order these.
For a actual newb, this would be very deceptive.
A skeptical newb might actually go to the FAQ and see:
"Are these coins real Bitcoins?
No. They have no real Bitcoin value. They are a novelty or souvenir coin."
I have sold you a duck, contains no real duck.
These are cool, and keep selling them, but be up front about the lack of a duck (not in the faq page). Otherwise, people hungry for duck who buy your duck will be disappointed by the lack of duck in your duck. They will think poorly of ducks in general and maybe will just stick to chicken.