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April 01, 2014, 02:10:08 AM
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We are pleased to announce the availability of the Advanced Bitcoin Simulator.  Using the most sophisticated statistical modelling techniques and the latest in modern virtual reality technologies, it represents the cutting edge of bitcoin-related internet-facing analytical technologies.  It is available absolutely for free in the interest of promoting the study and understanding of the bitcoin cryptoecosystem.

You can experience the Advanced Bitcoin Simulator at http://www.beepboopbitcoin.com.  Comments and analysis are welcome.
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April 01, 2014, 05:45:30 PM
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We are pleased to announce the availability of the Advanced Bitcoin Simulator.  Using the most sophisticated statistical modelling techniques and the latest in modern virtual reality technologies, it represents the cutting edge of bitcoin-related internet-facing analytical technologies.  It is available absolutely for free in the interest of promoting the study and understanding of the bitcoin cryptoecosystem.

You can experience the Advanced Bitcoin Simulator at http://www.beepboopbitcoin.com.  Comments and analysis are welcome.

can you post any screenshoots from you web page? Smiley your thread would be much better with some more provable information!:)
thanks!
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April 01, 2014, 05:57:33 PM
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From game:
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All the talk is about the closure of tacoX. Some people seem really mad. A lot of people seem to have lost money or bitcoins. Some are saying they're sure tacoX will come back and everyone will get their money back. A few people are saying the closure is good for bitcoin. Their reasoning is that an exchange that shuts down without warning is bad. Since that's what tacoX did that means it was a bad exchange. Since tacoX is now closed, it means that the free market got rid of a bad business. This means the free market works and that's good for bitcoin.

LOL, I see you are kind of cynical of Bitcoin & the Mt. Gox shutdown.
Personally, I think there were very strong indicators that something was very wrong there for a long time.


Regardless, thanx for the entertainment. I got a few laughs.
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April 01, 2014, 06:42:29 PM
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interesting, smth new but will not use it
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April 01, 2014, 09:42:52 PM
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Funny
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April 01, 2014, 09:47:00 PM
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My house burnt down and I ended up living in a campground just outside of town...  Undecided Cry

Whatever you do, don't buy the Flutterby Labs miner!

Remember Aaron Swartz, a 26 year old computer scientist who died defending the free flow of information.
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April 01, 2014, 09:58:47 PM
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Cynical joke eh? Ive tried to win its not possible lol

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April 01, 2014, 10:40:43 PM
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We want to thank the bitcoin community for the overwhelming response.  Our developers have just implemented the following changes based on your feedback:
  • Adjusted the investment AI to be more responsive to player actions
  • Added warnings before displaying any potentially not work safe images
  • Tweaked the initial co-efficients used in the simulated quantum annealing routines.  This should fix the problems with market convergence some people have been experiencing
  • Minor UI changes the improve readability in some browsers
We have not yet implemented any logic to model the effects of the recent IRS decisions involving bitcoin.  This is our most-requested feature so we're hoping to add it in a future release.
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April 01, 2014, 10:57:46 PM
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allow the antminer s1 xD

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April 01, 2014, 11:43:23 PM
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My house burnt down and I ended up living in a campground just outside of town...  Undecided Cry

Whatever you do, don't buy the Flutterby Labs miner!


If you WAIT IN LINE, it gets worse.
Whatever you do, never EAT PORK.
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April 02, 2014, 12:24:06 AM
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lol

Bitcoin Savings & Investment, managed by PirateAtHome
They have shut down without notice.

Dear tacoX Customers,
In the event of recent news reports and the potential repercussions on tacoX's operations and the market, a decision was taken to shut down and keep all your money. We will be closely monitoring the situation and will react accordingly.
Best regards,
tacoX Team


There goes all my simulated bitcoins.. ):

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April 02, 2014, 02:04:05 AM
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lol

Bitcoin Savings & Investment, managed by PirateAtHome
They have shut down without notice.

Dear tacoX Customers,
In the event of recent news reports and the potential repercussions on tacoX's operations and the market, a decision was taken to shut down and keep all your money. We will be closely monitoring the situation and will react accordingly.
Best regards,
tacoX Team


There goes all my simulated bitcoins.. ):

Yup theres just no winning. I thought flutterfly labs was a nice touch, arriving 22 weeks after order. Made me chuckle Smiley

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April 02, 2014, 02:11:23 AM
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Hysterical!
Love this
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April 02, 2014, 02:15:19 AM
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Ahah! Jokes on you, I'm winning. I've used past events to figure out to invest early, and get out before things collapse. I'm currently out $3147 Fiat, and up 115.54 BTC.

*edit* Nope I lost. Guess its easy to invest everything into a scam when its not real money *thinks back to me saying this 4 years ago with real Bitcoins*
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April 02, 2014, 03:56:36 AM
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>.< Is there any way to "win"

Once your homeless that's pretty much it...

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April 02, 2014, 08:16:12 AM
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>.< Is there any way to "win"

Once your homeless that's pretty much it...

actually that's when it really begins
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April 02, 2014, 08:30:49 AM
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Real adventurers do not use such language.
>i'm not a real adventurer
That's not a verb I recognise.
>why did i even visit this website
That's not a verb I recognise.
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April 02, 2014, 09:34:07 AM
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Our developers continue to work to improve the Advanced Bitcoin Simulator and so we're pleased to announce the following changes:
  • Adjusted market AI to improve k-nearest neighbor and Bayesian classifier performance
  • Added the ability to save the simulation state if you have nonzero bitcoins
  • Fixed typo in a Milton Friedman quote
  • Fixed compatibility issues with the PlanetWeb browser
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April 02, 2014, 10:22:58 AM
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oh god this is brilliant  Grin

So realistic.

HODLing for the longest time. Skippin fast right around the moon. On a rocketship straight to mars.
Up, up and away with my beautiful, my beautiful Bitcoin~
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April 02, 2014, 01:10:26 PM
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April Fools joke ?
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