I will hurt myself for bitcoins!

[Gareth Nelson]

Technically financial harm is a form of hurt - would you hurt yourself financially for bitcoins?
Sell me 2BTC for 1BTC for example?

All kinds of silly stuff could be done here....


Being serious though - especially if you're doing anything to do with BitInstant please don't reflect badly on our brand, I reserve the right to be the sole crazy guy involved.

i'll pay you 1 btc to give me 2 btc in exchange for 1 btc

Functionally that's already happened.

You pay me 1BTC
This authorises the trade of 2BTC for 1 BTC, so you give me another 1BTC and I give you 2BTC
Which means in sum total you give me 2BTC and i give it straight back

[Dansker]

If this happens, it's bordering on legal.

[BkkCoins]

If this happens, it's bordering on legal.

... ...

[legolouman]

Actually, this is probably illegal unless a waiver is signed... Just saying.

[Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza]

First, we tried it with a friend's phone. I stapled myself 3 times, but the quality was horrible.
Then, I tried it alone with a camera I found in my garage. I stapled myself 5 times, but the camera didn't save it, because it needed an SD card.
Next, we did it with another friends phone who claimed his phone took great videos. +5 staples. +1 bad quality video.
Finally, my friend took a video with a good camera. 11 more staples, but we lost the SD card.
So, we did it again with the same camera. 6 more staples, and we found the SD card with the previous video.

So, that's a total of 30 staples, if I did the math correctly, for these two crappy short videos. My favorite part is "Welcome to staples!"

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20005.MOV

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20006.MOV

[boonies4u]

First, we tried it with a friend's phone. I stapled myself 3 times, but the quality was horrible.
Then, I tried it alone with a camera I found in my garage. I stapled myself 5 times, but the camera didn't save it, because it needed an SD card.
Next, we did it with another friends phone who claimed his phone took great videos. +5 staples. +1 bad quality video.
Finally, my friend took a video with a good camera. 11 more staples, but we lost the SD card.
So, we did it again with the same camera. 6 more staples, and we found the SD card with the previous video.

So, that's a total of 30 staples, if I did the math correctly, for these two crappy short videos. My favorite part is "Welcome to staples!"

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20005.MOV

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/23228112/staple%20006.MOV

I believe these are enough to earn you the full .1 btc... where would you like them to be sent?

[wangxinxi]

Ryland, there was just a few months that I did not see you. You become so crazy now. 

[gewure]

you should upload both vids and demand double since you did it twice with proof.... i do hope nobody really supports this, doing crazy dumb stuff like the shoe on the head thing is cool but the hurting yourself thing i don't like so much- i'd much rather see some crazy goofy shit rather than someone purposefully hurting themselves. I'll donate half a coin to something crazy that doesn't hurt you though I've no imagination for these types of things

I support the right for people to do what they wish to their bodies. I will pay for high quality or low quality, not both.

..you are the REAL sick bastard in this thread^^

think about it.

[Dansker]

Is OP retarded?

[Mushroomized]

Is OP retarded?

Yes, but only for money

[Mushroomized]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o3ni6VsJcc

[gewure]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o3ni6VsJcc

:O

dude.. OP.. please.. reverse your bitcoin-business: i am rather willing to give you some bitcoins IF you don't harm yourself that way!! 

[wachtwoord]

Okay go to this: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=55588.msg666674;topicseen#msg666674 thread and look for the pictures on google maps (believe me, this will hurt your head).

When you find the pictures you tell me, I collect the money and give half. Sounds good? (this will probably give you a better hourly than stapling yourself and recording it for $0.60 )

[Kluge]

Converting wood boiler into thermo-electric system. I've got years and years of work for you to do @ .2BTC/hr in MI. If you like, you can film yourself cutting/hauling wood. I won't even make you wear a helmet!

[Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza]

I believe these are enough to earn you the full .1 btc... where would you like them to be sent?

1EtZ8kJokHY6ajWqDw9fXZU7F7yfmRaJeH
Thanks!

[Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2o3ni6VsJcc

Hahaha! That's hilarious!
*EPIC MUSIC STARTS*
*EPIC MUSIC ENDS*
"What are you doing?"
"Nothing."

[Mushroomized]

"Your friend needs to do more. He must staple his arm through a paper that says "LOL CAN'T TOUCH MY BITCOINS" .. and when I see this, you will possibly receive 0.0666 Bitcoins from ... well not from me, i would never admit to personally controlling any precise amounts of bitcoins because everyone knows that only TERRISTS use Bitcoins (because every Bitcoin transaction is an attack on America and American values)
-BladeMcCool"
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[Ryland R. Taylor-Almanza]

"Your friend needs to do more. He must staple his arm through a paper that says "LOL CAN'T TOUCH MY BITCOINS" .. and when I see this, you will possibly receive 0.0666 Bitcoins from ... well not from me, i would never admit to personally controlling any precise amounts of bitcoins because everyone knows that only TERRISTS use Bitcoins (because every Bitcoin transaction is an attack on America and American values)
-BladeMcCool"
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I'm doing it!

[shakaru]

I will pay you, 2btc, if you record yourself watching "Riding the bus with my sister" staring Rossie Odonold.
I want the whole movie.

[terrytibbs]

I will pay you, 2btc, if you record yourself watching "Riding the bus with my sister" staring Rossie Odonold.
I want the whole movie.

How much would you pay this guy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6etnDBV2gY?