OP, why not write in pidgin? It is allowed in our local board.
Omo, watin you Dey try type cef, it’s really hard to read and make sense out of it I’ll tell you that much. Looks like you picked the wrong username my friend. It ends up putting a lot of expectations on you from users on here and you are already behind with this your write up like this.

Perhaps OP woke up from the wrong side of his bed. Let us give him the benefit of the doubt.
Honestly, it wasn't easy reading through all OP said.
A lot of people commenting here aren’t looking at what’s on the post by OP, just on his topic and other replies that are here.
The only benefit of doubt I Dey give am na say he no sabi English and probably not a Nigerian.
No belie you talk stay, I find those way for actually read that guy OP and understand am wella to be very intelligent people. Na that one show day, them fit manage people because, e no get anything way them no go sabi relate with.
The people way want am go write for pighin shah… pighin no too easy like that o. Person way never Dey get am clear for the English wella, pighin fit offer another type of challenge o.
Anyhow shah, make OP just work on en writing, na the matters be that.