Shuffle.com - Withdrawals Blocked and Cancelled After Legitimate Win

[holydarkness]

One should have the capability to see through, that at the moment, this servant of the forum is currently no longer of issue, Overseers is One that need to convice, and Overseers will reflect to One's act. One asked for audience, One asked for a glimpse of light to  be shone upon, and thus One is given. Though the servant of the forum plead One, that One's path is riddled, for the limelight is scorching.

[T1HGO]

holydarkness, i think i might need one of your famous special rulings.


Three days ago, i bought some underwear at decathlon, for my morning jogging routine. Confy sports underwear, made of nylon. Very nice.

However there was a problem. The underwear didn't fit me. My schlong was just too big, wcyd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I know, it's my bad for not trying them out at the store. I ackowledge that.

So here's the problem. They are not giving me a refund. Since the underwear itself isn't faulty, they refuse to refund just because i'm massive down there. So i am in a bit of a situation here.

So holydarkness, i need one of those special rulings you are known for. Can you please rule in my favor? Please, please, please? Pretty please? Just rule in my favor man, come on.

I am not guilty, i swear. The only thing i am guilty of, is having a massive schlong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

Should i open my own thread?

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
T1HGO J. Trapeze.