T1HGO
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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
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Today at 12:06:19 AM |
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holydarkness, i think i might need one of your famous special rulings.
Three days ago, i bought some underwear at decathlon, for my morning jogging routine. Confy sports underwear, made of nylon. Very nice.
However there was a problem. The underwear didn't fit me. My schlong was just too big, wcyd ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I know, it's my bad for not trying them out at the store. I ackowledge that.
So here's the problem. They are not giving me a refund. Since the underwear itself isn't faulty, they refuse to refund just because i'm massive down there. So i am in a bit of a situation here.
So holydarkness, i need one of those special rulings you are known for. Can you please rule in my favor? Please, please, please? Pretty please? Just rule in my favor man, come on.
I am not guilty, i swear. The only thing i am guilty of, is having a massive schlong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Should i open my own thread?
Thank you for your attention to this matter. T1HGO J. Trapeze.
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