SCAMMER PRESENT : -- Tanerlorn aka Jonathan Drane aka iamhiv.

[Goats Cheese]

More than a year ago i bumped into iamhiv at Foxwoods, or Tanerlorn as he calls himself here.
I already read a lot of hilarious stuff about him on 2+2 forum and saw some funny pics.
Computer kinda guy, looked like he borrowed his glasses from his father, filthy brown hoodie, told that he didnt shower much and smelled like old socks.
Hes trash talking everyone. ( including me )
It still bothers me that such a goof talked to me.

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/839/tanerlorniamhiv.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/189/iamhivtanerlornjondrane.jpg/
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/28/jonathandranehivtanerlo.jpg/

So i was approached by someone claiming that iamhiv or Tanner Lorn ( as he calls himself now )
was the creator and owner of www.untoldpokersecrets.com and hacking computers to see their hole cards.

http://www.donkdown.com/forum/pokerstars-iamhiv-has-the-coolest-slumber-parties-t28664.html

It was the best entertainment ever, than i did some research, turns out that he got life time ban from several companys and he and his father are the only 2 employees of their freelance computer company, workiing out of the living room.

http://www.draneco.com/products.htm
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/860/jondraneco.jpg/

I believe the dude that approached me, because it seems that this nerd always has cash to play some mtt on stars ( he always gets broke afterwards, but still ... ).

Doesnt have a job, doenst have an education.
Just sitting on his tiny nifty caucasian ass, pinpointing his next object of hacking for his financial purposes.

Someone told me that hes active here, so i thought i warn you guys bout this computertwerp.

Be warned, this kid sends you a link to click on, i think it was a book ( he never reads books )
saying that it was such a fantastic 200 page book, a pdf file.

I am about 100 pages into this and it is completely blowing my mind. Some of the things she says....just amazing. This woman is still alive, I believe, and I would love to send her some coins.

I highly recommend anyone interested in man's history, or the current state of man, to check this book out. There's a torrent out there.

Its sort of the same he supposedly sells on untoldpokersecrets.

I saw the reply of him on bitcointalk ; oh check this book out, click on it,   
if you clicked on his link, than youre probably hacked by BO2K, he is said to be using these kind of rat tools to view your screen while playing poker.



He asked to be the administrator of this forum so he can delete these kind of messages.

Im telling you, he is depending on the humor of you to make fun of these accusations.
He wants to earn money out of his lazy ass, scratching his pubic hair ( if he has any ) farting while he does it and thinking about another computersceme.

I think he pinpointed the bitcoin poker players, because his other scemes arent working anymore.
SO BE WARNED about tanerlorn or iamhiv.

Greets.

[BadBear]

I had to read that way too many times just to get a handle on what you are talking about. 

[ineededausername]

this is the most hilarious scammer alert I've ever read

[Matthew N. Wright]

How many of these dumb fuck threadsvare you going to start?

[teflone]

How many of these dumb fuck threadsvare you going to start?

The pot calling the kettle black..

[deslok]

poorly worded, the only thing you seem to talk about on this form, and full of broken image tags. what a waste

[RandyFolds]

what the fuck is this, run-things-through-twelve-different-languages-in-google-translate day?

[LoupGaroux]

Asked to be the Admin?

Man, this is one pissed off little jilted lover to be this intent on destroying this Drane clown.

But, hey, thanks for the warning, now quickly get back to your bridge little troll, there are tolls to collect!

[the joint]

Asked to be the Admin?

Man, this is one pissed off little jilted lover to be this intent on destroying this Drane clown.

But, hey, thanks for the warning, now quickly get back to your bridge little troll, there are tolls to collect!

The world is nicer when you don't speak.

I open threads containing your posts and my plants start wilting.

[repentance]

Why is it that these threads are invariably started by people who have no grasp of spelling or grammar?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Why is it that these threads are invariably started by people who have no grasp of spelling or grammar?

+1

[LoupGaroux]

Asked to be the Admin?

Man, this is one pissed off little jilted lover to be this intent on destroying this Drane clown.

But, hey, thanks for the warning, now quickly get back to your bridge little troll, there are tolls to collect!

The world is nicer when you don't speak.

I open threads containing your posts and my plants start wilting.

Gosh, what a wonderful service I provide to exercise your plants that way. Then you can speak and they are fully fertilized once again. How symbiotic.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Asked to be the Admin?

Man, this is one pissed off little jilted lover to be this intent on destroying this Drane clown.

But, hey, thanks for the warning, now quickly get back to your bridge little troll, there are tolls to collect!

The world is nicer when you don't speak.

I open threads containing your posts and my plants start wilting.

Gosh, what a wonderful service I provide to exercise your plants that way. Then you can speak and they are fully fertilized once again. How symbiotic.

I lol'ed.

[the joint]

Asked to be the Admin?

Man, this is one pissed off little jilted lover to be this intent on destroying this Drane clown.

But, hey, thanks for the warning, now quickly get back to your bridge little troll, there are tolls to collect!

The world is nicer when you don't speak.

I open threads containing your posts and my plants start wilting.

Gosh, what a wonderful service I provide to exercise your plants that way. Then you can speak and they are fully fertilized once again. How symbiotic.

Exercise?  They're dead, you bastard.  From now on, I insist that your usage of "symbiotic" refer only to persistent mutualisms.  Damn parasite.  I want my CO2 back.  

[LoupGaroux]

wilt [wilt]
verb (used without object)

1. to become limp and drooping, as a fading flower; wither.
2. to lose strength, vigor, assurance, etc.: to wilt after a day's hard work.

verb (used with object)

3. to cause to wilt.

noun Also, wilt disease ( for defs. 5b, 6 ) .
4. the act of wilting, or the state of being wilted: a sudden wilt of interest in the discussion.

5. Plant Pathology .
a. the drying out, drooping, and withering of the leaves of a plant due to inadequate water supply, excessive transpiration, or vascular disease.
b. a disease so characterized, as fusarium wilt.

6. a virus disease of various caterpillars, characterized by the liquefaction of body tissues.

I don't see a damn thing in there about mortally wounding, killing or otherwise cause the death thereof. Hence, my CO2, your fertilizer, bingo- symbiotic!

Happy New Year TJ.

[the joint]

wilt [wilt]
verb (used without object)

1. to become limp and drooping, as a fading flower; wither.
2. to lose strength, vigor, assurance, etc.: to wilt after a day's hard work.

verb (used with object)

3. to cause to wilt.

noun Also, wilt disease ( for defs. 5b, 6 ) .
4. the act of wilting, or the state of being wilted: a sudden wilt of interest in the discussion.

5. Plant Pathology .
a. the drying out, drooping, and withering of the leaves of a plant due to inadequate water supply, excessive transpiration, or vascular disease.
b. a disease so characterized, as fusarium wilt.

6. a virus disease of various caterpillars, characterized by the liquefaction of body tissues.

I don't see a damn thing in there about mortally wounding, killing or otherwise cause the death thereof. Hence, my CO2, your fertilizer, bingo- symbiotic!

Happy New Year TJ.

I meant that I want my 02 back, not C02  (no doubt this mistake was an unintended consequence of trying to understand your use of the term symbiosis as it was given).  Your C02 didn't make my plants wilt, your intentions did (see The Intention Experiment by Lynn McTaggart). 

[Fiyasko]

Why is it that these threads are invariably started by people who have no grasp of spelling or grammar?

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