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January 04, 2012, 01:23:22 AM |
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Please. Kill it with fire. Explosives would work, too.
I think I can incorporate this into the destruction of the book. I will give you 3BTC to tear out each and every page one-by-one, tape them together using a suit pattern, wear the suit, take pictures of yourself dousing your new merry suit in gasoline, then setting it on fire while shrieking.
Your video will go viral on youtube. In fact, it's a good concept for an on-going channel where you find new and creative ways to destroy books.
"Bad Book Burner"
Although it sounds incredibly fun and time consuming in my uneventful days recently, it seems a little too painful for my taste, and I like it rough. |
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January 04, 2012, 11:34:41 AM |
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OK, I'm willing to pay 2BTC in advance to get 3 pictures : - one with an hammer ready to strike a stake through the book (in the apple seems an appropriate place),
- one with the result of the enhanced stabbing (stake through book),
- one with the book ready to be disposed of so that it will be properly recycled.
Bonus BTCs are available if I find the pictures particularly pleasing :-) This one sounds pretty good actually. Let me get some ideas, then I may take you on this offer.  Suggestions : - For style, try to find a hammer used for meat tenderizing (those with a cylindrical shape)
- When forcing the stake through the book you better have support on the back of the book all around the hole you are trying to make (or the book will probably be torn apart)
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January 04, 2012, 02:52:24 PM |
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Sounds like you have done it before...
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January 04, 2012, 08:29:08 PM |
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OK, I'm willing to pay 2BTC in advance to get 3 pictures : - one with an hammer ready to strike a stake through the book (in the apple seems an appropriate place),
- one with the result of the enhanced stabbing (stake through book),
- one with the book ready to be disposed of so that it will be properly recycled.
Bonus BTCs are available if I find the pictures particularly pleasing :-) This one sounds pretty good actually. Let me get some ideas, then I may take you on this offer. Suggestions : - For style, try to find a hammer used for meat tenderizing (those with a cylindrical shape)
- When forcing the stake through the book you better have support on the back of the book all around the hole you are trying to make (or the book will probably be torn apart)
My current roommate/U.S. Army buddy and I have been thinking up some awesome ways to do this. In fact, thinking of putting together a film of some sort. I think it could end up pretty good. It will go far and beyond the just the stake in the book. |
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January 04, 2012, 08:31:58 PM |
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Bringing new meaning to a movie being based on a book.
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January 04, 2012, 08:53:49 PM |
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My current roommate/U.S. Army buddy and I have been thinking up some awesome ways to do this. In fact, thinking of putting together a film of some sort. I think it could end up pretty good. It will go far and beyond the just the stake in the book. Do eet. Hell yes, an Army guy. I wanna see this. |
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January 05, 2012, 10:57:43 PM |
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It will be full of sparkling glitter... I'm sure of it
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March 30, 2012, 01:16:40 PM |
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Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail?  Or did we ever get some video of this? |
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March 31, 2012, 05:02:39 AM |
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Man... this topic still exists lol
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April 01, 2012, 01:48:59 PM |
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Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail? Or did we ever get some video of this? Not in Jail, haha. The book is still intact. My Army buddy gets back April 12th. I lost track of what we were going to do with the book, but we had some pretty good ideas. I need to get rolling on this, haha. Man... this topic still exists lol
Well there are only so many ways to kill it |
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April 02, 2012, 04:29:35 AM |
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We'll vote on the best way?
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April 02, 2012, 03:10:50 PM |
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Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail? Or did we ever get some video of this? Not in Jail, haha. The book is still intact. My Army buddy gets back April 12th. I lost track of what we were going to do with the book, but we had some pretty good ideas. I need to get rolling on this, haha. Man... this topic still exists lol
Well there are only so many ways to kill it Stake through the book with a 3/4" stake. Remove. Stake it again, with a 1 1/2" stake, just to be sure. Remove. Insert half stick of dynamite into hole. Detonate, just to be sure. Bonus points - Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. |
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April 02, 2012, 07:55:08 PM |
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Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail? Or did we ever get some video of this? Not in Jail, haha. The book is still intact. My Army buddy gets back April 12th. I lost track of what we were going to do with the book, but we had some pretty good ideas. I need to get rolling on this, haha. Man... this topic still exists lol
Well there are only so many ways to kill it Stake through the book with a 3/4" stake. Remove. Stake it again, with a 1 1/2" stake, just to be sure. Remove. Insert half stick of dynamite into hole. Detonate, just to be sure. Bonus points - Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. I think you have a pretty solid idea. You know those weather balloons can be had for a decent price. I can beat Tosh.0s rocket pop with a glittery dynamite explosion at 110,000 ft.... |
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April 02, 2012, 07:57:28 PM |
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Bump. What happened? Can't reply cause you are in jail? Or did we ever get some video of this? Not in Jail, haha. The book is still intact. My Army buddy gets back April 12th. I lost track of what we were going to do with the book, but we had some pretty good ideas. I need to get rolling on this, haha. Man... this topic still exists lol
Well there are only so many ways to kill it Stake through the book with a 3/4" stake. Remove. Stake it again, with a 1 1/2" stake, just to be sure. Remove. Insert half stick of dynamite into hole. Detonate, just to be sure. Bonus points - Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. I think you have a pretty solid idea. You know those weather balloons can be had for a decent price. I can beat Tosh.0s rocket pop with a glittery dynamite explosion at 110,000 ft.... Could you see it from that far away? Also, wonder what the FAA would think. |
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April 02, 2012, 08:34:00 PM |
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Yeah, I am going to go ahead and say that its probably illegal to send a lit stick of dynamite up on a weather balloon.
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April 03, 2012, 05:22:26 AM |
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i'm starting to think the cost of upkeep on this book is beyond it's worth........ just destroy it and record it's destruction.... i'll even throw half a coin if it's done in a interesting way. I would also like to see various religious texts included for an additional tip
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April 05, 2012, 07:18:17 PM |
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Surely the OP will deliver.
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April 05, 2012, 07:33:20 PM |
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Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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April 05, 2012, 09:47:12 PM |
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Taintlight was better
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How to Dispose of Black Magic Books By Christina Spallone, eHow Contributor | updated April 15, 2011 Some believe that black magic books can invite evil into their homes. People accumulate books and other objects as they go through different phases in life and explore various hobbies and cultures. When many people lose interest in their old possessions, they often donate them, pass them on to a friend, sell them at a yard sale so that others can enjoy them. If you believe that black magic books are evil and don't want to risk exposing them to others, you can permanently destroy the texts so that no one can read them again. Instructions 1 Burn or bury the books to ensure that no one will be able to read them again. If you throw the books in the trash or recycling, someone may retrieve the books or their torn pages. 2 Contact a spiritual leader you trust and ask for his advice on what to do with the books, if you are uncomfortable with the above methods. If you are embarrassed about possessing the books, mail them to your place of worship or leave them on the front steps of your worship center. Include a note so your religious group won't perceive the books as a threat. Your spiritual leader will know the proper way to dispose of the books, including appropriate prayers and rituals used. 3 Anoint your house, if you fear that the books attracted evil energy or spirits into your home. Anointing rituals vary for different spiritual groups -- all anointing rituals consists of praying or focusing on positive energy in each room of the house, and praying or focusing positive energy toward all the home's inhabitants. Some spiritual groups include sprinkling water, burning sage or incense, burning candles or applying oil in each room. Consult with your spiritual leader to determine the traditional anointing ritual for your faith, or do what feels best for you. source http://www.ehow.com/how_8235106_dispose-black-magic-books.htmlsometimes i both love and greatly fear the internet.. |
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