Do you want superpowers?

[dank]

I want two super powers, the possibility to predict the future and the immortality, I'm asking too much maybe?

Not

Not at all, I've achieved both of those.  Still waiting for someone to try and kill me to prove my immortality but I understand that if someone tries they will simply prove my reality correct and I will gain the ability in that moment.

Have achieved levitation slightly, levitated my arms at least for a moment or two (without muscle).  Experienced telekinesis once.

Have achieved remote viewing (leaving your body and traveling this reality as pure consciousness) a couple weeks ago as well.

Look peeps, the truth is that humans used to have some supernatural abilities long ago.  Somehow they were lost though some people hang on to them.  I've seen enough impossible violations of physics to know and have encountered people with abilities along my journeys.

The people who have them often keep the knowledge to themselves, mainly those few highly aware beings at the top of society.

I'm sharing what I learn because it's only what's right.  Judge me if you wish but I know the truth and have seen proof for my own eyes.

Eliminate the ego, negative side, and infinite possibilities arise.

[u9y42]

I want two super powers, the possibility to predict the future and the immortality, I'm asking too much maybe?

Not

Not at all, I've achieved both of those.  Still waiting for someone to try and kill me to prove my immortality but I understand that if someone tries they will simply prove my reality correct and I will gain the ability in that moment.

Have achieved levitation slightly, levitated my arms at least for a moment or two (without muscle).  Experienced telekinesis once.

Have achieved remote viewing (leaving your body and traveling this reality as pure consciousness) a couple weeks ago as well.

Look peeps, the truth is that humans used to have some supernatural abilities long ago.  Somehow they were lost though some people hang on to them.  I've seen enough impossible violations of physics to know and have encountered people with abilities along my journeys.

The people who have them often keep the knowledge to themselves, mainly those few highly aware beings at the top of society.

I'm sharing what I learn because it's only what's right.  Judge me if you wish but I know the truth and have seen proof for my own eyes.

Eliminate the ego, negative side, and infinite possibilities arise.

You'll understand if people will ask for proof of your supposed levitation, telekinesis or remote viewing abilities before believing in you, right? Just don't go around trying to prove you're immortal please. 

[l77l88l99]

YES !

I want move objects with my mind and pull objects towards me.
I wish that dream comes true.

Thank you.

[acs267]

"I think the power of persuasion would be the greatest superpower of all time."

- Jenny Mollen

Just found this quote, and from looking back to my reply on this thread, this seems reasonable as a superpower.

[FFrost]

How about be invisible at will. Now that would be handy to borrow stuff.

[valvalis]

I want become Flash 

[dank]

YES !

I want move objects with my mind and pull objects towards me.
I wish that dream comes true.

Thank you.

Than so it shall.

[dank]

I want two super powers, the possibility to predict the future and the immortality, I'm asking too much maybe?

Not

Not at all, I've achieved both of those.  Still waiting for someone to try and kill me to prove my immortality but I understand that if someone tries they will simply prove my reality correct and I will gain the ability in that moment.

Have achieved levitation slightly, levitated my arms at least for a moment or two (without muscle).  Experienced telekinesis once.

Have achieved remote viewing (leaving your body and traveling this reality as pure consciousness) a couple weeks ago as well.

Look peeps, the truth is that humans used to have some supernatural abilities long ago.  Somehow they were lost though some people hang on to them.  I've seen enough impossible violations of physics to know and have encountered people with abilities along my journeys.

The people who have them often keep the knowledge to themselves, mainly those few highly aware beings at the top of society.

I'm sharing what I learn because it's only what's right.  Judge me if you wish but I know the truth and have seen proof for my own eyes.

Eliminate the ego, negative side, and infinite possibilities arise.

You'll understand if people will ask for proof of your supposed levitation, telekinesis or remote viewing abilities before believing in you, right? Just don't go around trying to prove you're immortal please. 

I could prove myself if someone shared the LSD required to do it.  If/when someone tries to kill me, it won't be a problem because the fuel of their hatred will allow me to do so.  But without that, it would take a high dose of LSD and I'm sure I could.

[TheButterZone]

I want become Flash  

At least one of the incarnations needs to eat fucktons to refuel. No thanks.

[portalizer]

i want have mind control
to change world more better

[DeathProxy]

I like the power of wolverine. He is like immortal. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows to recover from virtually any wound, disease, or toxin at an accelerated rate.

[Vod]

I like the power of wolverine. He is like immortal. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows to recover from virtually any wound, disease, or toxin at an accelerated rate.

Cut off his head, and he becomes quite mortal. 

[trand]

i want have invisible power

[dank]

I like the power of wolverine. He is like immortal. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows to recover from virtually any wound, disease, or toxin at an accelerated rate.

Cut off his head, and he becomes quite mortal. 

Good luck getting close enough to him to do that.  When you're highly aware you have a large advantage as you gain ninja like reflexes.

[DeathProxy]

I like the power of wolverine. He is like immortal. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows to recover from virtually any wound, disease, or toxin at an accelerated rate.

Cut off his head, and he becomes quite mortal. 

Good luck cutting his head with his adamantium skeleton. 

[jaberwock]

I want to have the power to make other people follow me whatever I say.

[Vod]

I like the power of wolverine. He is like immortal. Animal-keen senses, enhanced physical capabilities, and a healing factor that allows to recover from virtually any wound, disease, or toxin at an accelerated rate.

Cut off his head, and he becomes quite mortal. 

Good luck getting close enough to him to do that.  When you're highly aware you have a large advantage as you gain ninja like reflexes.

Fuck off with your lies dank.  Who did you get to pay for yet another night in the "hotel"?   

[forever21]

I want two super powers, the possibility to predict the future and the immortality, I'm asking too much maybe?

Not

Not at all, I've achieved both of those.  Still waiting for someone to try and kill me to prove my immortality but I understand that if someone tries they will simply prove my reality correct and I will gain the ability in that moment.

Have achieved levitation slightly, levitated my arms at least for a moment or two (without muscle).  Experienced telekinesis once.

Have achieved remote viewing (leaving your body and traveling this reality as pure consciousness) a couple weeks ago as well.

Look peeps, the truth is that humans used to have some supernatural abilities long ago.  Somehow they were lost though some people hang on to them.  I've seen enough impossible violations of physics to know and have encountered people with abilities along my journeys.

The people who have them often keep the knowledge to themselves, mainly those few highly aware beings at the top of society.

I'm sharing what I learn because it's only what's right.  Judge me if you wish but I know the truth and have seen proof for my own eyes.

Eliminate the ego, negative side, and infinite possibilities arise.

go to UK dank and ask squall to get some shot gun and kill you then maybe everything will be settled for both of you however i will be unfair to him and i think your life is not worth for him to be suffered in jail and yes you are immortal just because there is a lot of little dank sprouting around the forum lately like a mushroom so yeah you will die but your selfishness will still remain as long as you minions is still alive

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[ObscureBean]

Why would anyone want superpowers 
Aren't we all-powerful as it is?

Reminds me of kiddie fights at school where someone would start with something like 'I have infinite power!' and somebody else would be like 'Yea? well, I have infinite power x10!!'
...'infinite power x10000000!!!' 
And it never really ends