Do you want superpowers?

[Cranky4u]

I want become Flash 

Appearing at a public park after dark...?   

[(oYo)]

If I could have any superpower I guess it would have to be the USA, since really they are the only one left after the cold war ended. But what the hell would I do with it once I got it? It's way too big and far too much responsibility for me. I'd just like to keep Hawaii for myself and sell the rest back to the Rothschilds. 

[sifter]

i has superpowers... i can see in colour no one else can

[Azgalush]

Who wouldn't? Invisibility + teleportation ftw.

[LordJohn]

I'd love the power of "shut the f*** up"
 
Anytime some one is being an annoying pest or really abnoxious, you just say the quote and boom they can no longer talk.

[Zuhayr]

Yes, I want to be a mind-reader.

[Arise]

Only superpower I want is to be able to like, communicate with animals. Imagine how legit it would be if you were like strolling through the park with your date and you hold out your arm to a bird on a nearby branch and he just flies over and lands in the palm of your hand and lets you pet him or something. Do you realize exactly how that would make your date feel about you?

Also taming wild horses and stuff then riding them off into the sunset

[dank]

Only superpower I want is to be able to like, communicate with animals. Imagine how legit it would be if you were like strolling through the park with your date and you hold out your arm to a bird on a nearby branch and he just flies over and lands in the palm of your hand and lets you pet him or something. Do you realize exactly how that would make your date feel about you?

Also taming wild horses and stuff then riding them off into the sunset

You surely can telepathically.

[ZoeJane]

The only superpower i want is to turn dust into bitcoins.

[u9y42]

Only superpower I want is to be able to like, communicate with animals. Imagine how legit it would be if you were like strolling through the park with your date and you hold out your arm to a bird on a nearby branch and he just flies over and lands in the palm of your hand and lets you pet him or something. Do you realize exactly how that would make your date feel about you?

Also taming wild horses and stuff then riding them off into the sunset

What makes you believe that simply being able to communicate with animals will automatically translate into them doing whatever you want? Are you going to offer to carry the horse on your back the following sunset?

[Arise]

Not every animal is going to do what I want all the time, but if I become good friends with some and they continuously enjoy being cuddled and come to say hi to me whenever they happen to see me it would be pretty sweet

[ALToids]

Man I would love to fly.  Invisibility and X-Ray vision would be fun, but would get old quick.  Flying...wowza

[bluefirecorp]

Much rather create my own powers.

Iron Man > almost any other hero.


Iron Man literally created himself, with a fucking box of scraps!

[Bacorn]

I'd always wanted control over time. Nothing huge like traveling to the time of dinosaurs or something.

I mean temporarily stopping time (excluding for myself) or going slightly back into the past (personal undo command). I'd allow me to appear as if I'm teleporting, know the outcome of the immediate future, retry anything that went wrong and probably a load of other functions.

Although abusing the powers would make me appear to age quickly

[Bitcoin Magazine]

remain at the edge of an orgasm for an entire day straight

[KamyKira]

If you had the ability to have superpowers here on earth, would you want them?

Something like being much smarter then the rest of the humans > Having the ability to build Gadgets or special high tech equipment that you can wear on your daily basis > therefore improving your way of living , interacting with other people / saving is a option as well if that's the case.

Something like this :
http://cdn.windows7themes.net/pics/rainmeter-tech-skin-planetside-2.jpg

[Arise]

Being able to selectively read minds wouldn't be so bad I guess. Like I wouldn't want to hear everyone's thoughts all the time, and I would definitely respect the privacy of the thoughts of my close companions, but I think hearing a random stranger's thoughts would be kinda fun, especially if I'm doing something weird in public to trigger those thoughts

[DrG]

I would like to be able to shift time - speed it up and compress it.

[frajervitalny]

i would like to have ability to end anyones life as in Death note.

[Benjig]

Only superpower I want is to be able to like, communicate with animals. Imagine how legit it would be if you were like strolling through the park with your date and you hold out your arm to a bird on a nearby branch and he just flies over and lands in the palm of your hand and lets you pet him or something. Do you realize exactly how that would make your date feel about you?

Also taming wild horses and stuff then riding them off into the sunset

You surely can telepathically.