"Nukie". It's a sort of E.T. ripoff filmed in Africa. Nukie is a disgusting looking annoying alien looking for his friend.
I just tried to watch this film because I'd heard it was one of the worst films ever made. I thought it would be funny, but I couldn't do it, had to stop watching after 10 mins, had a little skip through the rest of it and was almost sick. This film is truly, horrifically awful. The IMDb reviews are hilarious, well worth a little read:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107715/reviews?ref_=tt_ql_3Some memorable quotes:
"The plot line is like watching actors trying to break out of their usual roles of down's syndrome porn, and the main character looks like a deep-fried shag carpet soaked in cheese made rancid manlove to ET's bastard cousin."
"Nukie is painful enough to make small children cower in the corner for days and make grown men weep."
[describing the alien main character] "Nukie looks like a cross between a retarded bushbaby, a rotten potato, and a burlap sack full of horse manure."
"I have now seen this movie four times, and every time it takes a piece of my soul back to hell with it. There are no words that can adequately describe what viewing this movie does to you. Some have said it is like watching a train wreck, in that you have to keep watching even though it is horrible. It is more like watching the annihilation of humanity. Nukie is nihilism. Nukie saps you of the will to live and leaves you wandering though the void of nothingness, for after seeing it you know in your heart that there cannot possibly be meaning in a universe which contains Nukie. There are some things that happen to you in life that change who you are forever. Nukie is one of those things."
"If, by grace of God, you were epileptic, Nukie might just trigger a seizure. This would hopefully prevent you from watching the rest of this film."
"I hate God for allowing this film to be made"
EDIT: Here is a picture of Nukie with some of his friends. The costume is even worse in video, they tried to rig the eyes to blink to make it more realistic, but his eyes just sort of twitch halfway closed, and out of sync with each other. It's horrific to watch.
