We are really solving mathematical CPU intensive processes like protecting the future backbone of the world's financial system from sabotage.
actually, the mining process is the act of using the hashing power of the entire network to crack the private keys of everyone who holds Bitcoin - in descending order of the magnitude of their holdings.
well... didn't you ever wonder about that?
I dont have enough knowledge of the internal workings of Bitcoin to know if your joking or not, but I'll assume you are
He is, and if you ever feel the need to verify that, look at the source code.