A warning to google

[dank]

If you do not revert your search engine to the old ways I will hack your computers with my mind by implanting and synthesizing LSD inside the CPUs of each computer.

All it takes is some meditation and it will be done.  So please fix your satanic ways and help the world evolve and experience world peace, thanks.

[dank]

BTW, if you don't understand, that will turn your computer system into a quantum computer under the guise of love and god.

[1Referee]

Are you on meth? Or just using mushrooms... Instead of wasting your time with nonsense topics you can also pay your debts.

[sana8410]

If you do not revert your search engine to the old ways I will hack your computers with my mind by implanting and synthesizing LSD inside the CPUs of each computer.

All it takes is some meditation and it will be done.  So please fix your satanic ways and help the world evolve and experience world peace, thanks.

Now i know how MtGox was hacked. They pissed you off and you used your meditation to make all the bitcoins disappear. Can you share some of that bitcoins with me? 

[saif92]

If you do not revert your search engine to the old ways I will hack your computers with my mind by implanting and synthesizing LSD inside the CPUs of each computer.

All it takes is some meditation and it will be done.  So please fix your satanic ways and help the world evolve and experience world peace, thanks.

Now i know how MtGox was hacked. They pissed you off and you used your meditation to make all the bitcoins disappear. Can you share some of that bitcoins with me? 

No he is not going to share with you because he is already under debts and not clearing this still doing some more meditation for bringing all Mtgox money in his own account

[BlackFurry]

Can you also do this to facebook. 

[Hazir]

If you do not revert your search engine to the old ways I will hack your computers with my mind by implanting and synthesizing LSD inside the CPUs of each computer.

All it takes is some meditation and it will be done.  So please fix your satanic ways and help the world evolve and experience world peace, thanks.

I believe it is not your biggest problem with google Dank. Would you still be using google when their servers would be moved to Russia due to recent ultimatum from Russian government? (They said they will ban google in russia unless google moves their server to russia so, russian authorities could have access to their database).

[MoneyGod]

If you do not revert your search engine to the old ways I will hack your computers with my mind by implanting and synthesizing LSD inside the CPUs of each computer.

All it takes is some meditation and it will be done.  So please fix your satanic ways and help the world evolve and experience world peace, thanks.

I believe it is not your biggest problem with google Dank. Would you still be using google when their servers would be moved to Russia due to recent ultimatum from Russian government? (They said they will ban google in russia unless google moves their server to russia so, russian authorities could have access to their database).

Now Russian Authorities days are numbered because dank is going to hack all country through meditation and they are going to under control of a bitcoin scammer 

[dogechode]

Oh Dank, these posts are just absolutely pure entertainment value.

[jarhed]

I take it he hates Google's search captcha.

[bitsmichel]

I take it he hates Google's search captcha.

Many people hate Google's captcha. They could easily switch to something better / less annoying.

[iglasses]

I just googled 'a warning to google' and this thread didn't come up so it must be bullshit.

I think you are one of those Bing! people I see on the television from time to time who pretend to use Bing and IE for somethign besides down loading chrome.

[jarhed]

Google is our Skynet. Dank is the reincarnation of John Conner.

[r34tr783tr78]

The op has to just follow the sentence in his signature, "Leave fear for love".
Just love Google and all fear will go away. In the middle time, you can always use https://startpage.com/

[Unluckyduck]

Show em who's boss dank! 

[bitmaster111]

i love to use yahoo search engine for my queries  !

[u9y42]

The op has to just follow the sentence in his signature, "Leave fear for love".
Just love Google and all fear will go away. In the middle time, you can always use https://startpage.com/

https://duckduckgo.com/ is another cool search engine we can use in the meantime, as well as https://www.ixquick.com/, which is run by the same guys from Startpage, but excludes google results.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I take it he hates Google's search captcha.

Unless I'm missing something, I don't believe I've every met up with a Google search captcha. Is it possible some countries outside the US have them?

[u9y42]

I take it he hates Google's search captcha.

Unless I'm missing something, I don't believe I've every met up with a Google search captcha. Is it possible some countries outside the US have them?

I haven't personally seen any of those yet as I tend to use startpage or duckduckgo instead of google, but apparently, if you do a lot of weird searches (or searches that violate their TOS), you might be hit with captchas.

EDIT: here's someone seemingly afflicted by the condition: http://webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/45216/how-to-get-rid-of-captcha-prompted-by-google-while-searching.

[bitsmichel]

Unless I'm missing something, I don't believe I've every met up with a Google search captcha. Is it possible some countries outside the US have them?

You get them if you do special searches a lot, like searching for files (mp3, pdf) etc