what is the first question you would ask, if you met Satoshi Nakamoto?

[darkota]

How big is your girlfriends boobs?

[newIndia]

What could be the first question you would ask if you met Satoshi?

How would you feel that moment?

Would u like to be a board member of my company ?

[virtualrealityau]

If you could create a better bitcoin protocol, would you?

[findftp]

How does it feel to be immortal?

[Gianluca95]

Two question !

First: Hi, how did you think and project Bitcoin? 
Second: Please, may you give me your private key and your bitcoin address? 

[ThomasCrowne]

q: can i be your padawan?!?

[ashleysly]

I would personally ask; Would you buy a pizza for 10,000 BTC?

If he said no. I will then ask; Would you give me some BTC you have when you first mined (assuming he did).

If I'm VERY lucky, I could get some

LOL

[beetcoin]

i'd ask him why he wants to be anonymous, especially now that most governments are okay with bitcoin. does he not want the spotlight, or does he not want to be a target? or what?

[st4nl3y]

how are you today

[S4VV4S]

wassssssssuuuuuuuuuupppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[franky1]

reading all of these questions.. i see that the majority of them are lame and brainless.. so i see no reason why satoshi would come back to do any interviews, as the questions people want answered will not help the community grow or be of any real benefit.

my only 1 question would be.
'if you returned to the github to continue coding bitcoin, what would you change to make bitcoin better now that you have seen what bitcoin has moved to, after 3 years of absence.'

[beetcoin]

reading all of these questions.. i see that the majority of them are lame and brainless.. so i see no reason why satoshi would come back to do any interviews, as the questions people want answered will not help the community grow or be of any real benefit.

my only 1 question would be.
'if you returned to the github to continue coding bitcoin, what would you change to make bitcoin better now that you have seen what bitcoin has moved to, after 3 years of absence.'

not all of us are daft.. i am curious about who he is and what his values are. he's hailed as a demigod on here, but we don't know for a fact that he didn't invent bitcoin for his own wealth. he could be the saint that we have painted him out to be, though.

[franky1]

reading all of these questions.. i see that the majority of them are lame and brainless.. so i see no reason why satoshi would come back to do any interviews, as the questions people want answered will not help the community grow or be of any real benefit.

my only 1 question would be.
'if you returned to the github to continue coding bitcoin, what would you change to make bitcoin better now that you have seen what bitcoin has moved to, after 3 years of absence.'

not all of us are daft.. i am curious about who he is and what his values are. he's hailed as a demigod on here, but we don't know for a fact that he didn't invent bitcoin for his own wealth. he could be the saint that we have painted him out to be, though.

he had from 2008-2011 worth of message archives people have researched over, gavin published the personal emails between the 2 so there is alot about the guy we already do know..

1) it wasnt for greedy personal wealth, although im certain he is not homeless because of bitcoin
2) he is not a demigod, he just brought a few concepts together into a seamless working model. that just "does what it say on the tin"
3) we know he is a single person, with british based education, and where his satoshi username was only used by him. he has collaborated
with others such as Gavin A and others, so satoshi is not a group. but bitcoin would not have been as impactful if it weren't for others.
4) what he wrote in the genesis block shows what his intent/reason for bitcoin was.
most reasonable questions can be answered by looking over the research. but im not going to even bother using the research to answer the lamer questions asked

but lastly 'who he is'
even if he came back using his satoshi account on this forum. who he is is just a curiosity and not a requirement which will help the purpose of bitcoin. infact if you seen the dorian events. you will see exactly why no one knowing is best for his life. not only would there be reporters hounding him forever, but also fans, scammers, thieves, blackmailers. so if you really need a name.. just call him satoshi

[S4VV4S]

reading all of these questions.. i see that the majority of them are lame and brainless.. so i see no reason why satoshi would come back to do any interviews, as the questions people want answered will not help the community grow or be of any real benefit.

my only 1 question would be.
'if you returned to the github to continue coding bitcoin, what would you change to make bitcoin better now that you have seen what bitcoin has moved to, after 3 years of absence.'

not all of us are daft.. i am curious about who he is and what his values are. he's hailed as a demigod on here, but we don't know for a fact that he didn't invent bitcoin for his own wealth. he could be the saint that we have painted him out to be, though.

he had from 2008-2011 worth of message archives people have researched over, gavin published the personal emails between the 2 so there is alot about the guy we already do know..

1) it wasnt for greedy personal wealth, although im certain he is not homeless because of bitcoin
2) he is not a demigod, he just brought a few concepts together into a seamless working model. that just "does what it say on the tin"
3) we know he is a single person, with british based education, and where his satoshi username was only used by him. he has collaborated
with others such as Gavin A and others, so satoshi is not a group. but bitcoin would not have been as impactful if it weren't for others.
4) what he wrote in the genesis block shows what his intent/reason for bitcoin was.
most reasonable questions can be answered by looking over the research. but im not going to even bother using the research to answer the lamer questions asked

but lastly 'who he is'
even if he came back using his satoshi account on this forum. who he is is just a curiosity and not a requirement which will help the purpose of bitcoin. infact if you seen the dorian events. you will see exactly why no one knowing is best for his life. not only would there be reporters hounding him forever, but also fans, scammers, thieves, blackmailers. so if you really need a name.. just call him satoshi

Where?
Got a link?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Can I get a selfie with you having this shoe on your head?

[cuddaloreappu]

Satoshi knew that Bitcoin would never need a bailout.  

Bitcoin IS a bailout, for the PEOPLE.

What made you pick this quote for the Genesis Block, which has now become famous?

"03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks"

-B-

Got a reference to this?

It's legit, common knowledge really.

I wonder if Satoshi ever reads this forum. If (s)he does, I bet (s)he gets a lot of laughs. I know I do.  

i wonder what will be his response to this sub-reddit, wish he appreciates me of this project

http://www.reddit.com/r/Satoshistories/

[jc01480]

"Dude, you still hash?"

[DoomDumas]

Satoshi, are you satisfied of how Bitcoin evolved an the general state of this experiment so far ?

[Yakamoto]

Why did you disappear for so long?

Followed by:

Tell me how you did it.

[Jaaawsh]

I would ask him if he could give me some of those 100 NYC he got stashed away in his wallet