Genital comparison study

[organofcorti]

Due to multiple off-topic comments in another thread I'm posting a poll here so that those with a need to can proudly proclaim the length and breadth of their tally-whackers.

If you don't have one you can use your partners' and if neither you nor your partner have one, then choose the genital size preference poll instead.

                

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Here we go again! I'm still not on the chart. For sake of argument I voted E, but you wouldn't have known that if I hadn't told you for my vote was mixed with all the others who also voted E. E stands for Enlarged, correct?

~Bruno~ (maybe Bruno Diaz)

[organofcorti]

Here we go again! I'm still not on the chart. For sake of argument I voted E, but you wouldn't have known that if I hadn't told you for my vote was mixed with all the others who also voted E. E stands for Enlarged, correct?

~Bruno~ (maybe Bruno Diaz)

Er, yes, um that's right.

Don't worry about me knowing about your vote, I'll mix it with even more votes. No one will ever know it was yours.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Here we go again! I'm still not on the chart. For sake of argument I voted E, but you wouldn't have known that if I hadn't told you for my vote was mixed with all the others who also voted E. E stands for Enlarged, correct?

~Bruno~ (maybe Bruno Diaz)

Er, yes, um that's right.

Don't worry about me knowing about your vote, I'll mix it with even more votes. No one will ever know it was yours.

Just as no one will know that you voted A. 

[organofcorti]

Here we go again! I'm still not on the chart. For sake of argument I voted E, but you wouldn't have known that if I hadn't told you for my vote was mixed with all the others who also voted E. E stands for Enlarged, correct?

~Bruno~ (maybe Bruno Diaz)

Er, yes, um that's right.

Don't worry about me knowing about your vote, I'll mix it with even more votes. No one will ever know it was yours.

Just as no one will know that you voted A. 

How..? Never mind. Hacker.

[bb113]

I was watching NASA tv one time and they were discussing the space suits. Astronauts obviously have to be able to take a piss without messing themselves, and the way this was accomplished is a modified condom hooked up to a bag. The condom needed to have a snug fit so they asked the astronauts to self report penis dimensions, offering 3 sizes: small, medium, large. It turned out 100% of astronauts had large penises.

Then they changed the name of the categories to large, huge, and gigantic while leaving the dimensions the same. This time there was a nice distribution of sizes. Then the narrator explained: Of course no astronaut wants their penis size to be recorded in government records for perpetuity as "small".

 I wonder how it works for female astronauts.

[organofcorti]

was going to vote but honestly couldn't be bothered with inches... will play if anyone ever does an SI version

SI units? Your penis is measured in .... meters?

[drakahn]

... lol ....

centimetres most probably, hopefully not millimetres

[organofcorti]

... lol ....

centimetres most probably, hopefully not millimetres

OK, I'd assumed he meant base units rather than derived units. People need to be more precise when discussing penis size. I could have assumed his penis was several orders of magnitude larger than it was, which would have skewed the results significantly.

[organofcorti]

Bump. Need more data. Please complete poll.

[Exonumia]

Hehehe heheh, he said pole.

[JennyHill]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they? 

[RandyFolds]

What a ridiculous chart. If it's real, it just goes to prove that women have no clue what the length or girth of a penis actually is. I have yet to see a woman outside of a porn video that could handle eight inches, and I have yet to run into a woman who busted out a measuring tape for my junk...

It's probably for the best...the three inches of fury seems a lot larger in the dark.

[organofcorti]

What a ridiculous chart. If it's real, it just goes to prove that women have no clue what the length or girth of a penis actually is. I have yet to see a woman outside of a porn video that could handle eight inches, and I have yet to run into a woman who busted out a measuring tape for my junk...

It's probably for the best...the three inches of fury seems a lot larger in the dark.

I dunno. In my experience (sample size = 1) 8" * 6.5" is the mean value.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they? 

Here is proof I have. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyh9nDG1sQ

[JennyHill]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they? 

Not intellectually, no they don’t really.   

I love your avatar. You must be the staff feminist.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

What a ridiculous chart. If it's real, it just goes to prove that women have no clue what the length or girth of a penis actually is. I have yet to see a woman outside of a porn video that could handle eight inches, and I have yet to run into a woman who busted out a measuring tape for my junk...

It's probably for the best...the three inches of fury seems a lot larger in the dark.

I dunno. In my experience (sample size = 1) 8" * 6.5" is the mean value.

WoW! I must have missed the memo. When did (") become the cm symbol? I'm about the same size as what's been mentioned so far (7.5 cm or 7.5", using the new cm symbol). That said, is there any way I can get MousePotato to stop PM'ing me?

~Phinnaeus "Long Dong" Gage~

[JennyHill]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they? 

Not intellectually, no they don’t really.   

I love your avatar. You must be the staff feminist.

Yes, I am. It's my responsibility to pat down all of the women on this forum before bedtime.

On topic: Wow that chart is really long and fat.

Edit: I thought you said chauvinist. I always get those two words mixed up.
.

cheeky monkey 

[RandyFolds]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they?  

Not intellectually, no they don’t really.  

I love your avatar. You must be the staff feminist.

Yes, I am. It's my responsibility to pat down all of the single woman on this forum before bedtime.

[Ean]

Men never really advance above the age of 12 do they? 

They don't have to since women prefer men at the same intellectual level.