Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record? A: "Feel the World."
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!" Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? A: He ate a nine year old wiener!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common? A: They both play ball in the Minor League.
Q: Why's Michael trying out for the NBA? A: He's a crack shooter. What did Michael Jackson say when he saw a prostitute on the corner? A: I'd rather "Beat It".
Q: Why did Michael Jackson call Boys to Men? A: Because he tought it was a delivery service!
Q: How do you know when it’s Michael Jacksons bed time ? A: When the big hand touches the little hand
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both have small boys pants at half off!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? A: They both wait 3 months after the child is born to give piercings.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, plastic and dangerous for children. You put groceries in the other. Q: What do Michael's rear and an LA jail have in common? A: Both hold the juice. Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small? A: Because they aren't his!
Q: What did the lady say to Micheal Jackson at the Beach? A: Get out of my sun (son)
Q: Have you heard about Micheal Jackson’s new book? A: It's called the in’s and outs of child Rearing
Q: What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common? A: They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
Q: Did you hear about the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich? A: It's a 35 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common? A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: Ask Michael Jackson. Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and shit on the carpet? A: well there both black and they both smell but michael isn't fuzzy
Q: How did Michael actually proposition the little boy? A: It was just a slip of the tongue. Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? A: Get out of my sun! Q: What dose Michael Jackson and a snow man have in common ? A: They both melt in the sun
Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat? A: Throw me the bouy!!
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag ? A: Ones plastic and a danger to children .. and the others used for shopping! Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning? A: Throw him a buoy! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Rum have in common? A: They both come in small tots. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common? A: They both come in tots. Q: What does Michael hand round after dinner? A: The under Eights. Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson? A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!!
Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi? A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles!
Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys.
Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television? A: "Boy, that's a relief. I thought she married a black guy!"
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? A: Got two fives for a ten? Knock Knock Who's there? little boy blew little boy blew who? Michael Jackson
Q: Why was Michael Jackson sick? A: He ate an 11 year-old weiner.
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