yay for leap day! good thing the earth has a screwy yearly cycle
Earth's orbiting cycle is nearly perfect. It's the calendar makers that were screwy.
Would you use a ruler that had 12 different sized "inches" on it?It depends on what bar I'm at, what time it is, how much I drank, how much she drank, the color of her hair, and how much of what I've already told her she believes, coupled with what's her current period cycle and if she's in a screwy mood to leap at the chance of having two minutes and twenty-nine seconds of ecstasy.