This is how you do Omegle.

[Jon]

http://omegle.com

Post yours.

[1715518352]

1715518352

[1715518352]

1715518352

[1715518352]

1715518352

[Jon]

It's come to this...

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://logs.omegle.com/9e9a1

[John (John K.)]

http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed
Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed
Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl

If he wrote BSL, you could safely assume it was James Cameron.

[notme]

http://logs.omegle.com/9e77c

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Isn't there a thread already like this one? https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=68079.0

[John (John K.)]

http://logs.omegle.com/89c0ed
Inspiration - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asl

If he wrote BSL, you could safely assume it was James Cameron.

LOL. Good point.

Next source of inspiration : http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/

[Jon]

Heh.

[John (John K.)]

So far I keep getting the 'asl' stuff. Boss, try one longer like one of those @ http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/ , it'll be really hilarious. I'm yet to do one like that 

[Jon]

So far I keep getting the 'asl' stuff. Boss, try one longer like one of those @ http://www.holytaco.com/six-types-omeglecom-chats/ , it'll be really hilarious. I'm yet to do one like that 

I am trying. I keep getting smart-alecs like this guy though.

[John (John K.)]

Boss, you met your match on that one  .

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'm trying to get two strangers to discuss this question: What would you buy with Bitcoin?

Let's all try and see who get's the best conversation going.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What would you buy with Bitcoin?
Stranger 2: I hear Silkroad won't be up much longer
Stranger 2: Tor is completely shutting down
Stranger 2: Hidden Wiki is gone.
Stranger 2:
Stranger 1: I wouldn't or would have done that.
Stranger 2: What?
Stranger 1: You know...
Stranger 2: No I don't.
Stranger 1: ...bulshitted my way around a question.
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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[Phinnaeus Gage]

Damn you Boss! I could get hooked on this site and it'll be your fault.

Next, I going to get two strangers to discuss this: Goatse or Rassah's Coffee Table? 

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Goatse or Rassah's Coffee Table?
Stranger 1: 96
Stranger 2: RASSAH
Stranger 2: RASSAH HABOLA DA DOUI HALA
Stranger 1: ABDUL ABDULA
Stranger 1: tunak tunak
Stranger 1: tun
Stranger 1: da da da
Stranger 2: RETIYO LEFRO YUO TANGAY
Stranger 1: tunak tunak tun da da da
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[Exonumia]

http://logs.omegle.com/083ae


You are correct me Gage... very addictive.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

http://logs.omegle.com/083ae

You are correct me Gage... very addictive.

What are the chances that I found two BitcoinTalk users when I asked the question, "What would buy with 10,000 bitcoins?"? http://logs.omegle.com/5bc55f

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl
You: male
You: Texas
Stranger: age?
You: 18
Stranger: 19 f cali
You: Bitcoin?
Stranger: huh?
You: I'm in Texas.
Stranger: cool
You: Ever use a Woolong Device?
Stranger: no, what is it?
You: You have to Google it. To long to explain.
You: It's not dirty.
You: Come to think of it, it could be, but not meant to be used for that.
Stranger: oh
You: Do you goatse?
Stranger: whats that
You: Google it!
You: look at the images
You: I'm in the first or second row
You: on the third page is me and my dog, Hally
You: You still there?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i cant say that ive really done that
You: Great! Thought I was going to have to do this myself like yesterday.
Stranger: do what?
You: Don't worry! I made up that goatse story.
Stranger: ok
You: Use the woolong device.
You: I'll start.
You: Chime in when you get the feel for it.
Stranger: show me what the woolong device is
You: That would be too easy. It has to be experienced.
Stranger: ok
You: Here I go.
You: Brrgghhhhhhhh! Lamom. Lamom. ahh!
You: now it's your turn. go slow on your first try
Stranger: idk what im supposed to do
You: DONT STOP NOW, I'M ALMOST THERE!!!
Stranger: this is really weird
You: You think this is weird, you should see my cat now.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you're odd
You: Auctually, I'm not. Just having a little fun with this new site I found today.
You: My first time on Omegle.
Stranger: oh
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[John (John K.)]

Try random stuff, its addicting  
http://logs.omegle.com/10b9a3
http://logs.omegle.com/a71a7
http://logs.omegle.com/1a78ca
http://logs.omegle.com/b6a5e6

Train trolling skills ftw:
http://logs.omegle.com/bd615f

Only conversation I found :

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
ASL? - Just talk!
Stranger 1: sup?
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2:



nm
Stranger 2: u
Stranger 2: im 22 asia female
Stranger 1: orly?
Stranger 2: just to answer his question
Stranger 2: oh yea
Stranger 2: how bout u
Stranger 1: i'm 19, american male
Stranger 2:
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: so....
Stranger 2: soo
Stranger 2: Lets stop Joseph Kony?
Stranger 1: yea, fuck that guy
Stranger 2: haha the biggest dick
Stranger 2: to walk this earth
Stranger 2: but anyways
Stranger 2: I m in my forever alone mood
Stranger 2: I want to get my ex back but just not sure how
Stranger 1: why'd you two break it off?
Stranger 2: ah
Stranger 2: I said something really stupid
Stranger 2: that offended him
Stranger 2: and I didnt even mean it
Stranger 2: 3 months later
Stranger 2: I wrote to him
Stranger 2: saying
Stranger 2: how much I regret
Stranger 2: it
Stranger 2: and
Stranger 1: what did you say?
Stranger 2: asked for forgivness
Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: I said that when we first started to seriously hang out
Stranger 2: that
Stranger 2: I m decidding
Stranger 2: deciding
Stranger 2: between him and other guy (which was true)
Stranger 2: he was all sad but said
Stranger 2: that its ok, that I should chose
Stranger 2: the other guy
Stranger 2: and for some damn stupid reason
Stranger 2: I told
Stranger 2: that its actually not true
Stranger 2: and that there is no other guy
Stranger 2: and my ex got sooo mad (which of course is understandble)
Stranger 2: and said
Stranger 2: that he never wants to speak wtih me again
Stranger 2: well like 3 months later
Stranger 2: I told him
Stranger 2: how much I regret
Stranger 2: and he said
Stranger 2: he forgives me
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: doesnt want come back
Stranger 1: he sounds kinda insecure
Stranger 2: you think so?
Stranger 2: like he is a really great guy
Stranger 2: but u know
Stranger 2: for some reason
Stranger 2: he didnt really want me...
Stranger 2: like
Stranger 2: I tried to seduce him via skype
Stranger 2: and he disconnected
Stranger 2: and said
Stranger 2: he didnt want to do it
Stranger 2: although he said
Stranger 2: I m beautiful
Stranger 2: and sexy
Stranger 1: hmm
Stranger 2: and then
Stranger 2: recently
Stranger 2: I had a dream
Stranger 2: where he proposed to me
Stranger 2: and his sister was there
Stranger 2: I dont know
Stranger 2: it felt so real
Stranger 2: although I understand
Stranger 2: its just a dream
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: I cant keep him out of my head
Stranger 1: maybe you should try and do somthing spontanious and romantic, but in person, not on skype
Stranger 2: well he is in US and I m in Russia
Stranger 1: and if he dosen't take you back, then forget him. he dosen't know what a good thing he had
Stranger 2: we met on facebook
Stranger 1: ooohhhhhh
Stranger 2: yea
Stranger 1: long distance relationships are almost always doomed, you know...
Stranger 2: but I will come to US this summer
Stranger 2: idk
Stranger 1: are all the boys in russia taken or somthing? lol
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: not sure
Stranger 2: I guess I m ugly
Stranger 2: to my country's
Stranger 2: standards
Stranger 2: and to be honest
Stranger 2: I dont like Russian guys
Stranger 1: beauty is in the eye of the beholder:P
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 2: but here I am ugly as fuck
Stranger 2: trust me
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: although I have 34DDD and beyonces ass
Stranger 1: damn!
Stranger 2: my biggest tragedy
Stranger 2: I guess being Asian in Russia is not the best thing either
Stranger 2: despite the fact that Russia colonized us
Stranger 2: 350 years ago
Stranger 2: our people basically like Mongols who live in Russia
Stranger 2: but
Stranger 2: Russia took our land
Stranger 2: so
Stranger 1: there's bound to be somebody in russia who you could find love with..... it's a big country you know
Stranger 2: it is
Stranger 2: but I m losing all hope
Stranger 1: but if it makes you feel any better, i've had even less luck than you
Stranger 2: aww
Stranger 1: lol i'm not exactly the most outgoing kind of guy, so i've never even been in a relationship. it dosen't bother me tho
Stranger 2: i see
Stranger 1: why worry about what you can't change? all things will happen as they should
Stranger 2: I know
Stranger 2: I m just tired
Stranger 2: of being alone
Stranger 2: and u know whats worse?
Stranger 2: is being fucking horny 24/7 and no one to turn to
Stranger 2: i know its bad but its truth
Stranger 1: oh comon, you're a girl.... that shouldn't be hard to solve lol
Stranger 2: actually
Stranger 2: it is
Stranger 2: i mean
Stranger 2: I cant just rape randome guys
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: or can i ?
Stranger 1: you could just start going out to partys and clubs and flirting, you know
Stranger 2: i know
Stranger 2: but i hate
Stranger 2: hate
Stranger 2: hate
Stranger 2: parties
Stranger 2: I always feel stupid
Stranger 2: there
Stranger 2: ah
Stranger 2: let me no complain no more
Stranger 2: but I really want my guy back
Stranger 2:
Stranger 1: i don't mind it haha
Stranger 2: I just wrote to him
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: just saying
Stranger 2: that I truly miss him
Stranger 2: i dont know
Stranger 1: how did you two meet in the first place?
Stranger 2: i left a first comment on Mark Zuckerberg's page
Stranger 1: i mean, i know it was online, but where?
Stranger 2: and
Stranger 2: there were like
Stranger 2: 7,000+ people
Stranger 2: who liked my comment
Stranger 2: and tons of people
Stranger 2: suddently
Stranger 2: wanting to
Stranger 2: "Add"
Stranger 2: in friends
Stranger 2: so I add a few
Stranger 2: and he was one of them
Stranger 2: so we started chatting
Stranger 2: flurting
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: and skyping
Stranger 2: he really liked me
Stranger 2: and I liked him too
Stranger 1: facebook.....
Stranger 1: that's usiually not the best way to start a relationship
Stranger 2:
Stranger 2: i know
Stranger 2: oh i guess
Stranger 2: i should just let it go
Stranger 1: if he's not going to get over it, then he's not worth your time.
Stranger 2: hmm true
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 1: why not try a dating site?
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: noo
Stranger 2: im passed that stage
Stranger 2: cuz
Stranger 2: 2 years ago
Stranger 2: I met my first bf
Stranger 2: on those sites
Stranger 2: it was good but most parts bad
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 2: i dont want to talk about it
Stranger 2: lol
Stranger 1: that dosen't mean the next one won't be better
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 1: you should probably shoot for somebody more local too. i think you'd be suprised how many people are all around you that you might like
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 2: true
Stranger 2: but I travel all the time
Stranger 2: will be hard
Stranger 2: well
Stranger 2: thank you so much
Stranger 2: for awesome
Stranger 2: conversation
Stranger 2: i m gonna go
Stranger 2: and smoke my pipe
Stranger 1: no problem, lol
Stranger 1: smoke some kush and feel better
Stranger 2: i know lol
Stranger 2: peace
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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[Kettenmonster]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[notme]

http://logs.omegle.com/083ae

You are correct me Gage... very addictive.

What are the chances that I found two BitcoinTalk users when I asked the question, "What would buy with 10,000 bitcoins?"? http://logs.omegle.com/5bc55f

Wow

[Phinnaeus Gage]

It was once said that Bitcoin is the most dangerous thing on the internet (or something like that). Correct me if I wrong, but this sites beats everything hands down. I haven't tried Googling "the dangers of Omegle" but I'm willing to bet there's a slew of info out there. I would be taken aback if there wasn't any.

Example: Somebody pulls pranks on Omegle and gives out his friend's home address at every opportunity. Eventually, a stranger will call, and the outcome may not be desirable.

On the other side of the good coin, it's excellent for spamming or for honest promoting. Example: <in ask question to two strangers mode to spark conversation> Have you visited bitcoin.org lately? Or: Have you seen Da Bitcoin Guy? Or: Google Rassah's Coffee Table and discuss. I picture the likes of RandyFolds (avatar) sitting at his computer for hours bringing awareness to Bitcoin via Omegle.

This site has all the makings of being turned into a reality show. First you get two strangers to discuss some mundane topic, and if their discussion is good enough, both will be flown to NYC and meet in person. But to collect the grand prize, they must live with each other for a month, never leaving each other's side except to go to the bathroom.

Sorry for getting sidetracked from my main point--the dangers of Omegle. Please discuss and prove me wrong.

~Cackling Bear~

[hamdi]

Question to discuss:
Coldplay - Paradise
Stranger: good song
You: gay
Stranger: i like muse too that song undisclosed desires
Stranger: ahh
Stranger: too bad my chat partner is a retarded teenage boy
You: yeah, the title says it
You: your a fag still in the closet
Stranger: thats actually kinda funny
You: it is
Stranger: too bad it's going to be the highlight of your life
Stranger: hey remember that one time i actually made a joke lol yea that was funny
You: this joke was the highlight of YOUR life
You:
You: since it makes you come out the closet
You: pffff
You:
Stranger: see
You: no offense, just wordplay
You: carry on
You: cold word play
Stranger: yea i knew that joke was a fluke
Stranger: you made a funny joke on ACCIDENT
Stranger: aha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[naypalm]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
If a green bucket has 4 gallons and a blue bucket has 2 gallons... How Many buckets are there?

Stranger 2: two?

Stranger 2: .........

Stranger 1: 6

Stranger 1: ?

Stranger 2: omg you are two stupid for words.

Stranger 2: honestly.

Stranger 2: one green bucket and one blue bucket

Stranger 1: well im sorry i have a brain disorder

Stranger 2: each with a diferent amount of gallons in...

Stranger 1: o ok i get it

Stranger 2: (or you are 10 years old)

Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Raoul Duke]

https://www.google.com/search?q="the+dangers+of+Omegle" <-- Scary shit

https://www.google.com/search?q=Rassah's+Coffee+Table <--- Where is the actual picture of it? My gf wants to see it. Yeah, WTF, my description of it wasn't enough, it seems 

[rjk]

http://logs.omegle.com/33480

EDIT: Oh god this one was funny http://logs.omegle.com/9921d8

[Jon]

This is one of the best ones I have had.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Combien Omegle with Teledildonics, and you'll have (need word coined).

[notme]

+80% immediate disconnects.... omegle users are apparently clueless and too lazy to use google.

[notme]

As always, my problems on the internet can only be solved through cussing and insults... not a great result, but at least they looked into it.

[notme]

After several boring conversations, I have come to the conclusion that the majority of omegle users are vastly uninformed about monetary issues and extremely risk adverse.

[Kettenmonster]

... the majority of omegle users are vastly uninformed about monetary issues and extremely risk adverse.

Guess what, just regular folks. What did you expect?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

One true way to get two people to discuss a topic is to have them visit a concise landing page after reading a proper call-to-action question/statement.

Example:

Discuss Bitcoin vs ? (replace ? with something thought provocative and not lame) [then add link] (link is a clean URL--short and to the point: bitcoin.org/bitcoin_vs_?)

Once on the landing page, they only need to read a quick couple sentences. No other clutter on the page with the exception of, perhaps, a small ad. If the ad is too predominant, they'll smell spam and leave.

~Cackling Bear~



Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[Phinnaeus Gage]

[notme]

Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab

Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US.

[notme]

Same question. Different response (not that long). http://logs.omegle.com/2548ab

Wow... people like Stranger 1 make me ashamed to be from the US.

He said American money, so I'm assuming he was talking about the Peruvian nuevo sol. After all Peru is in South America.

"The USA stands alone/we rule the world/u jelly" makes me think he is from the US... also, I don't see the word "America" in that conversation.

But thanks for correcting me .

Also, it's not the stance that the Dollar is safer than the Euro that bothers me, it's shit like "stupid muslim faggot" and "we rule the world" that gets to me.

[AndDuffy]

http://logs.omegle.com/729ca

I'm so jelly.

[FreeMoney]

Idea for two premium Omegle features. I think they'd only be fun if just a few people had them, so maybe you could auction them or something.

Merge. Talk to to different people and when you click "Merge" they start chatting with each other without knowing you've been replaced. With some thought I think hilarity could ensue.

Hijack. While watching a conversation, click "Hijack A" or "Hijack B" to take control of their side without the remaining party knowing there was a switch. It would probably be good to let the person booted continue watching and maybe even open a chat with them. Ohhhh... just open chats with both with neither knowing and you can abandon one if you want or tell them you've stolen their new friend or whatever you want to do.

In general I think offering nice social services for free and selling godmode is a sweet model.

[Raoul Duke]

http://logs.omegle.com/729ca

I'm so jelly.

The Linode hacker uses omegle? o_0

[Phinnaeus Gage]

You really need to be creative to get two complete strangers to discuss a topic. That, within itself, I now believe is an art form. Simply supply the proper canvas, knowing beforehand that two complete strangers will bring to the table oils or, at the very least, crayons.



Shit! Just noticed that I spelled question incorrectly. Please note, although I put "staff question" in parenthesis, I'm not claiming to be on staff at Omegle, albeit it's implied.



Then again, they're smarting than I first gave them credit for.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I'll try a new approach.







kyuvoowxibtt

[RandyFolds]

I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously?

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I don't get omegle...what fun is it to troll anonymously?

It's probably over your head anyway.

[RandyFolds]

That was a pretty good one.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

That was a pretty good one.

Glad you enjoyed it, Randy.

[Red Emerald]

You guys are missing out.

My friend just introduced me to CLEVEROMEGLE!  Where you connect Omegle to Cleverbot.  So you watch random people talk to cleverbot without knowing it's cleverbot.

Stranger connected!
Stranger: hello
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
CleverBot: Terrible.
Stranger: aw why?
CleverBot: Having a hard time searching for jobs.
Stranger: that sucks
CleverBot: You have any ideas?
Stranger: well are you male or female?
CleverBot: Male.
Stranger: well do you have a college degree?
CleverBot: Not yet!
Stranger: well then start somewhere small like a coffee shop or a book store or a chain store like target
CleverBot: You are going to change the subject first.
Stranger: is that a challenge?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: i bet i won't change the subject first
CleverBot: What? No, YOU changed the subject!
Stranger: you tricked me. that's not fair
CleverBot: Why is that not fair?
Stranger: because you tricked me into changing the subject.
CleverBot: Haha oh really? What was the subject.
Stranger: :| i'm not going to play that game
CleverBot: Do you have a middle name?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: how is this relevant?
CleverBot: You must learn what league of legends is.
Stranger: what's that?
CleverBot: *what do you want to do to me*.
Stranger: I am so confused. New subject
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: Confused?
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Because you said it.
Stranger: well, you are older than me. since you said you were in college
CleverBot: Okay i'm sleepy.
Stranger: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
CleverBot: Sorry .
Stranger: are you add?
CleverBot: ADD?
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: It's me Jesus.
Stranger: You're not funny.
CleverBot: Neither are you, mean face!
Stranger: that's rude. you're the one who won't answer anything
CleverBot: When did I?
Stranger: you wouldn't say how old you are.
CleverBot: Yes I would.
Stranger: you're between 19 and 22. i'm guessing
CleverBot: I am both from and to.
Stranger: that makes no sense
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: You're awful. being mean to young girls
CleverBot: You weren't being mean to me.
Stranger: exactly. i was being nice
Stranger: jerk
CleverBot: Not really, but ok. Do you like computers?
Stranger: well i am using one. so yet
Stranger: yes
CleverBot: I am a human, You are a program.
Stranger: programs wouldn't make spelling mistakes
CleverBot: That's why I am perfect.
Stranger: except you're not
CleverBot: Except that I am.
Stranger: no. the perfect person should be nice to everyone
Stranger: and not rude
CleverBot: You are neither the perfect bot.
Stranger: never said that i was
CleverBot: But your name includes clever, so you should have been clever.
Stranger: I am clever. but clever does not mean perfect
CleverBot: This is true.
Stranger: Point for me.
CleverBot: Score for me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: only me
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: yay! i win
CleverBot: You win?
Stranger: yes. you've stopped being so contradictory
CleverBot: Why don't you try giving me an order then?
Stranger: I order you to be nice
CleverBot: No!
Stranger: and tell me your age and where you're from
CleverBot: I am from Sweden. Next question.
Stranger: are you telling the truth?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: what are you studying in college?
CleverBot: Psychology.
Stranger: oh. that explains it all.
CleverBot: Explains what?
Stranger: why you're so arguementative
CleverBot: I'm not arguing.
Stranger: anymore.
CleverBot: California.
Stranger: what about california?
CleverBot: How's the weather in California?
Stranger: i wouldn't know. I live on the east coast. Not the west coast
CleverBot: California?
Stranger: ...is on the west coast
CleverBot: No I'm on the East.
Stranger: but you said you were in swedent
Stranger: sweden
Stranger: which would be east
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: you're annoying
CleverBot: And you're rude. What of it?
Stranger: Let's start over
CleverBot: Okay.
Stranger: Turn over a new leaf
CleverBot: We have the heating on already, but I am still cold. Perhaps I need a blanket. Do you have a blanket I could borrow?
Stranger: you could share my snuggie with me! it has smurfs on it
CleverBot: That's exactly what I think keeps happening.
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Oh nothing. Sometimes, I don't amke sense.
Stranger: obviously
CleverBot: You aren't a male.
Stranger: nope I'm a female
CleverBot: Ah I'd have never guessed. Especially after that hair transplant they did on you.
Stranger: ha. so funny
CleverBot: So, how old are you, Hmm?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: you?
CleverBot: Really ?
Stranger: yes really.
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Prove it.
Stranger: how?
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Old.
Stranger: please just give me a straight answer?
CleverBot: How do you want me to send you my picture?
Stranger: sure
CleverBot: Any particular wishes, for example the weather, etc?
Stranger: what do you mean?
CleverBot: When Rose Tyler died in Doctor Who. It was sad.
Stranger: I don't watch doctor who
CleverBot: Then maybe you should watch it.
Stranger: eh
CleverBot: So you're not harry potter?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
CleverBot: I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have to say to our viewers beore you leave?
Stranger disconnected!

[Nefario]

I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.

[Red Emerald]

I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.

I think you are thinking of Chat Roulette

[Nefario]

I did Omegle once, felt so dirty afterward I needed a shower, never before have I seen so many ...dongs unwillingly. Never again.

I think you are thinking of Chat Roulette

Thats the one *shudder*

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Found on the web. Does Matthew use Omegle? (see bold--not edited)

You: Stranger danger?
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ.
Stranger: Pedobear danger.
You: Touche. (I would do it with an accented e, but I dunno how)
Stranger: It’s okay, you’re the only thing stopping him, son.
Stranger: You must stop him.
You: How? I am not that strong I fear.
You: *Daughter
Stranger: But you are.
Stranger: For you have the strength of all the children he’s touched, their vengeance incarnate.
You: But I do not understand. How am I suppose to stop this great evil?
Stranger: Simple.
Stranger: You must touch him back.
Stranger: If you think of it, Pedobear touches many individuals.
Stranger: He wreaks havoc among the young, spreading his fear.
Stranger: But, one wonders, has pedobear himself ever been touched?
You: Hmmm..Intriguing question. I do wonder. If he touches me first, what happens then?
You: It’s too scary to think about.
Stranger: Indeed. That is why you must be on your toes, ever vigilant.
Stranger: For he who touches first, is the winner regardless of the afterwards.
Stranger: Even if you were to slay him on the spot, the sheer force of his haunting will would bind itself to you forever.
You: I don’t know if I can complete this horrible, god forsaken task. If I fail….it’s to unimaginable to think about.
You: If you’re an expert about this, why haven’t you tried to stop him?
Stranger: Because… I am his rival, his mortal enemy.
Stranger: He has eyes on me at all times, always watching.
Stranger: But I keep him at bay. I watch him back, he keeps his distance.
You: So wouldn’t he know I was coming…?
Stranger: It stays in such eternal stalemate until the end of time.
Stranger: No, because he does not know you.
You: Ah. that makes sense.
You: Hey, this has been nice, but it’s storming really bad out and I don’t want my laptop to fry.
Stranger: So, like the dagger in the back, you must strike without suspicion.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

These guys are good!


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