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! Where you connect Omegle to Cleverbot. So you watch random people talk to cleverbot without knowing it's cleverbot.
CleverBot: How are you?
Stranger: good how are you?
Stranger: aw why?
CleverBot: Having a hard time searching for jobs.
Stranger: that sucks
CleverBot: You have any ideas?
Stranger: well are you male or female?
Stranger: well do you have a college degree?
CleverBot: Not yet!
Stranger: well then start somewhere small like a coffee shop or a book store or a chain store like target
CleverBot: You are going to change the subject first.
Stranger: is that a challenge?
Stranger: i bet i won't change the subject first
CleverBot: What? No, YOU changed the subject!
Stranger: you tricked me. that's not fair
CleverBot: Why is that not fair?
Stranger: because you tricked me into changing the subject.
CleverBot: Haha oh really? What was the subject.
Stranger: :| i'm not going to play that game
CleverBot: Do you have a middle name?
CleverBot: What is it?
Stranger: how is this relevant?
CleverBot: You must learn what league of legends is.
Stranger: what's that?
CleverBot: *what do you want to do to me*.
Stranger: I am so confused. New subject
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: how old are you?
CleverBot: Older than you.
Stranger: Why would you say that?
CleverBot: Because you said it.
Stranger: well, you are older than me. since you said you were in college
CleverBot: Okay i'm sleepy.
Stranger: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT
Stranger: are you add?
CleverBot: It's me Jesus.
Stranger: You're not funny.
CleverBot: Neither are you, mean face!
Stranger: that's rude. you're the one who won't answer anything
CleverBot: When did I?
Stranger: you wouldn't say how old you are.
CleverBot: Yes I would.
Stranger: you're between 19 and 22. i'm guessing
CleverBot: I am both from and to.
Stranger: that makes no sense
CleverBot: You make no sense.
Stranger: You're awful. being mean to young girls
CleverBot: You weren't being mean to me.
Stranger: exactly. i was being nice
CleverBot: Not really, but ok. Do you like computers?
Stranger: well i am using one. so yet
CleverBot: I am a human, You are a program.
Stranger: programs wouldn't make spelling mistakes
CleverBot: That's why I am perfect.
Stranger: except you're not
CleverBot: Except that I am.
Stranger: no. the perfect person should be nice to everyone
Stranger: and not rude
CleverBot: You are neither the perfect bot.
Stranger: never said that i was
CleverBot: But your name includes clever, so you should have been clever.
Stranger: I am clever. but clever does not mean perfect
CleverBot: This is true.
Stranger: Point for me.
CleverBot: Score for me.
Stranger: only me
Stranger: yay! i win
CleverBot: You win?
Stranger: yes. you've stopped being so contradictory
CleverBot: Why don't you try giving me an order then?
Stranger: I order you to be nice
Stranger: and tell me your age and where you're from
CleverBot: I am from Sweden. Next question.
Stranger: are you telling the truth?
Stranger: what are you studying in college?
Stranger: oh. that explains it all.
CleverBot: Explains what?
Stranger: why you're so arguementative
CleverBot: I'm not arguing.
Stranger: what about california?
CleverBot: How's the weather in California?
Stranger: i wouldn't know. I live on the east coast. Not the west coast
Stranger: ...is on the west coast
CleverBot: No I'm on the East.
Stranger: but you said you were in swedent
Stranger: which would be east
CleverBot: I did not.
Stranger: you're annoying
CleverBot: And you're rude. What of it?
Stranger: Let's start over
Stranger: Turn over a new leaf
CleverBot: We have the heating on already, but I am still cold. Perhaps I need a blanket. Do you have a blanket I could borrow?
Stranger: you could share my snuggie with me!
it has smurfs on it
CleverBot: That's exactly what I think keeps happening.
Stranger: What do you mean?
CleverBot: Oh nothing. Sometimes, I don't amke sense.
CleverBot: You aren't a male.
Stranger: nope I'm a female
CleverBot: Ah I'd have never guessed. Especially after that hair transplant they did on you.
Stranger: ha. so funny
CleverBot: So, how old are you, Hmm?
CleverBot: Really ?
Stranger: yes really.
CleverBot: Prove it.
CleverBot: You tell me.
Stranger: how old are you?
Stranger: please just give me a straight answer?
CleverBot: How do you want me to send you my picture?
CleverBot: Any particular wishes, for example the weather, etc?
Stranger: what do you mean?
CleverBot: When Rose Tyler died in Doctor Who. It was sad.
Stranger: I don't watch doctor who
CleverBot: Then maybe you should watch it.
CleverBot: So you're not harry potter?
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: nice talking to you
CleverBot: I'm sorry to hear that, what do you have to say to our viewers beore you leave?