Every single map i've ever seen always says "You are HERE" never "You are THERE".
Find a Bitcoin in your wallet!
I would honestly like to live HERE full time as well, seeing as it is where everyone was born, but unfortunately the Admins can not control who goes THERE, and when. We appear THERE at least twice a day, and seeing as time does not exist as it exists HERE, we often spend what feels like days THERE...when in this universe, it has been only minutes or hours. So, we have our own property.
The forces of THERE prevent anyone from taking pictures or making actual maps, a problem which we are currently working on. Sketches have been made, but they are difficult to bring back HERE. Google maps can't recreate THERE because THERE is both everywhere and nowhere at the same time. It is very confusing.
Going THERE is entirely possible, and is something which you have probably done today. Memories of THERE are often scattered, seeing as time is bent so strangely, and seeing as most visitors spend their nights in The 3 Mile HIGH Hotel, where the smoke is impossible to avoid. Often times, memories of THERE are confused with memories of a night when you partied a little too hard. Memories are also commonly confused with last night's dreams, especially if they include zombies or hot girls. Other times memories are not present due to the great shock of going THERE.
If you think really hard about THERE, sometimes you can picture it in the back of your mind. That's the best I can do.
If you'd like to create your own house you can do that as well, think really hard about it for a while and then try to draw it, send me a pic of the picture, and I'll add you as a property holder on the list. There are currently over 100 property holders and part-time residents in THERE...and a very large number of visitors appearing daily that choose not to own property.
Pfft. Finding information or even basic maps of THERE is very confusing? If getting THERE when i want to is not possible then i see no point in going THERE. I have everything i need right HERE. The value in a place HERE or THERE is being able to use it whenever you want to.
Not even the oppressive and corrupt governments of HERE have enough power to completely suppress us taking pictures and making maps of HERE. If some force over there is powerful enough to completely control map making and picture taking THERE then that's even worse than HERE. HERE might not be great, but THERE sounds worse with that force around, i wonder else it can stop/control over THERE.
Notice how most of our tourist promotions tout how awesome HERE is?
"Wish you were HERE!"
"Don't you want to be HERE?"
"Bad job? Get away from THERE and come HERE!"
"HERE is where the party's at!"
"Everyone comes HERE!"
Also, everything is made HERE... specifically in China... but China is firmly HERE.
HERE is pretty awesome and we know it!
Besides, bitcoins are really only valuable HERE. Every address and piece of the bitcoin network (from clients to exchangers to shops) are all HERE, even silk road is firmly HERE even where HERE is undefined. If you're seeking Bitcoins then there must be something very wrong with THERE for you to try and come HERE.
Another thing, you claim to be an admin of THERE but you admit admins can't control who goes THERE. So how can anything you sell us THERE is worth anything if you can not bring us THERE?
Get out of HERE and go back THERE.