PereguineBerty (OP)
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July 12, 2014, 08:13:37 PM Last edit: July 26, 2014, 08:54:07 PM by PereguineBerty |
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If you've seen UROCoin - the only currency that is backed 1:1 to the value of 1 metric tonne of Urea - you ain't see nothing yet. When you mine, buy or trade with URO you get a metric ton of Urea - a byproduct of piss (yes you read it correctly - piss!!). Nobody seems to have a fucking clue how you receive your Urea from UROCoin - or what the 1:1 actually means - but with PissCoin [PISS], you know exactly what it is and you receive it as soon as you want to (go)!! Is any of the following preventing you from obtaining UROCoin?: You Don't own mining hardware? You Don't have the funds to buy URO? You Don't want to fall victim to a scam?
Fear not!!!: PissCoin is backed 1:1 by the value of 1 metric measure of your own Urea - from your own piss. EVERYBODY can mine PissCoin and it is backed by unparallelled liquidity. With PissCoin, everything is piss easy. There are no problems with TX fees, forks, wallet upgrades, bloated blockchains etc. PISS is completely in your hands - just make sure you wash them afterwards. Features: * Completely unique PoP Algorithm (Pot of Piss) with Whirlpool algo influence if mined directionally. * No premine * Target block times - approx 30 seconds, but longer first thing in the morning * Total units/coins - infinite. * Retargeting calculated on a fluid curve basis * Inflation - proportional to input capacity but can be significantly increased through ethanol introduction * Maturity time - variable depending on mining hardware accessibilityMining Hardware Requirements: 1 bucket 1 teaspoon 1 jar of baking soda Mining Instructions: 1) Place bucket on floor 2) Piss in bucket 3) Add 1 teaspoon of baking soda per gallon of piss 4) Sell your PissCoin UREA for shit loads of money. Maybe.
More detailed instructions: http://www.idigmygarden.com/forums/showthread.php?t=55600 Exchanges/Trading:PissCoin is a completely fresh concept on an old technology and is still in early development. Our team of dedicated devs are working round the clock producing worldwide payment gateways, ATM software, credit cards, (toilet) paper wallets, branded buckets and digital toilet roll holders.
Exchanges are not a priority but if you want to send your Urea, please send a private message to true-asset (UROCOin dev) but all the fucking Urea in the world won't help that guy anyway so you may be advised to spread it on your roses instead. For neat/untreated piss enquires, send your enquiries to BitcoinExpress (~BCX~).
Scaly deposits (technically referred to as piss crystals) may form around the rim of your mining rig if the cache is not flushed regularly. Spoetnik smokes these before posting and although he doesn't own any money, he'll pay 'in kind' anything you want him to. He blows vagrants/tramps for cigarette butts, so expect a lot of appreciation.
**Caution: After using Jalapenos, wash hands thoroughly before mining PissCoin.
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According to NIST and ECRYPT II, the cryptographic algorithms used in
Bitcoin are expected to be strong until at least 2030. (After that, it
will not be too difficult to transition to different algorithms.)
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murkster
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CLOAKCOIN. NOBLECOIN. VERICOIN.
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July 12, 2014, 08:37:34 PM |
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Inspired work!! Made me lol long time.
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~NOBLE: 9nob1eN1GAte3sbZsfPDkw74JDxT2hbXRo ~
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kleineaap
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July 12, 2014, 08:40:14 PM |
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Make 90% premine, please.
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EvilDave
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July 12, 2014, 09:27:11 PM |
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Interested! Where do i send my BTC?
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JohnnyBTCSeed
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July 12, 2014, 10:18:06 PM |
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Sweet, I got a sixtwelve pack of beer to start mining.
edit.. (hic ~)
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murkster
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CLOAKCOIN. NOBLECOIN. VERICOIN.
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July 13, 2014, 08:00:35 AM |
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Just rented a server farm to mine, POOLS?? Im losing money already!!
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~NOBLE: 9nob1eN1GAte3sbZsfPDkw74JDxT2hbXRo ~
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smalltimer
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July 13, 2014, 08:05:26 AM |
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lol. They are out with the pitchforks. Keep it coming guys. Don't be fooled.
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digitalindustry
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July 13, 2014, 10:51:02 AM |
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just a point -
unless you have urinary track infection piss is pretty much sterile, most time you can piss on your hands and likely wash them.
* not that i do that a lot, but still.
i do advise that you should wash your hands after coming onto this forum however.
** none of that is aimed at the OP i support piss whenever i can, or feel the need.
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sofu
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July 13, 2014, 10:53:32 AM |
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wow my dog is now a mining rig. thats great
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Scamhunters
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July 13, 2014, 11:06:05 AM |
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URO coin gets on the hype train and tweets max keiser..https://twitter.com/UroFoundation/status/488266743043723264The dev true-asset must watch too much mainstream media/news his marketing skills are living proof. Uro followers couldn't identify a scam if they were drowning in their own piss..
The greed is strong within their community.
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Willisius
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I'm really quite sane!
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July 13, 2014, 11:12:41 AM |
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Interestingly enough, the manufacture of urea (being usually found in urine) from inorganic materials was important in laying the groundwork of organic chemistry. That may not be relevant to the discussion, I've been awake for a while now.
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Chang Hum
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July 13, 2014, 11:19:36 AM |
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I think it would make more sense to try and peg this coin closely to the volume in Litres of beer or water you drink
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digitalindustry
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July 13, 2014, 12:49:52 PM |
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URO coin gets on the hype train and tweets max keiser..https://twitter.com/UroFoundation/status/488266743043723264The dev true-asset must watch too much mainstream media/news his marketing skills are living proof. Uro followers couldn't identify a scam if they were drowning in their own piss..
The greed is strong within their community. yeah i conveniently ignored that one - probably not a huge credibility booster for the guy?
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Spoetnik
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July 13, 2014, 02:23:40 PM |
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don't give my credit to BCX and Airdrop starting on the 22nd and we had it added to Cryptsy too by the way within minutes of the ANN topic being created.. sadly it's been months and they still won't add Jackpot coin
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FUD first & ask questions later™
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majeis
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July 13, 2014, 02:52:12 PM |
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PereguineBerty (OP)
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July 13, 2014, 06:21:28 PM |
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don't give my credit to BCX and Airdrop starting on the 22nd and we had it added to Cryptsy too by the way within minutes of the ANN topic being created.. sadly it's been months and they still won't add Jackpot coin Fixed See end of exchange section.
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Spoetnik
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July 14, 2014, 09:44:54 PM |
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thanks cheaper than BathSalts
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majeis
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July 26, 2014, 07:20:48 PM |
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I found an obscure link that is entirely relevant to this discussion. It is urgent that you watch this video immediately. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCIaH38pcWc
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