Dear idiot.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Please note that your internet detective skills fail you, as the only thing you know about me is that which I share publicly.

OHNOES! You know what I used to do for a living! ...it's not as if I have mentioned it publicly 26 times and even posted 30+ photos relative to it.

OHNOES! You know what country I live in! ...and if you followed my IP, you might even found out that I live in Seoul! Congratulations! It's also in my profile!

OHNOES! You know my educational background! ...it's not as if I had written an entire private wiki profile describing it in vivid detail with great precision.

OHNOES! You have a photo of me! How did that happen! And a link to a public youtube video of an embarrassing nature that I took and uploaded myself! Let's hope you never find anything else of mine on the internet...

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[Matthew N. Wright]

For the record, this thread wasn't aimed at anyone in particular, but I just suddenly remembered at least 2 people on the forums in the past month thinking they were uber-l33t detectives for telling me things everyone already knows about me as a would-be scare tactic.

[John (John K.)]

Just wondering if one of those guys you mentioned would be that idiot who's trying to sue bitcoinica after losing money over his idiotness?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Just wondering if one of those guys you mentioned would be that idiot who's trying to sue bitcoinica after losing money over his idiotness?

Yes, that's one! I just thought having this thread handy and around for a while would make responding to them easier.

Pasting a link to an old thread is always worth more snark points.

[John (John K.)]

I'm on the receiving end too! 
That idiot sent:

hey Tihan

to me. From Googling, it seems Tihan is a last name; hence I think he was starting a trace against me. I can't say I'm particularly bothered by this as doxing my well-used username generally gives a lot of false leads.

Those retards like him seem to think that knowing who are you would scare the hell outta someone.

[Matthew N. Wright]

I'm on the receiving end too! 
That idiot sent:

hey Tihan

to me. From Googling, it seems Tihan is a last name; hence I think he was starting a trace against me. I can't say I'm particularly bothered by this as doxing my well-used username generally gives a lot of false leads.

Those retards like him seem to think that knowing who are you would scare the hell outta someone.

In my case, it's the other way around-- people are usually scared when they find out who I really am, just ask my ex's.

[John (John K.)]

Don't tell me you're actually - that mutant horse regularly featured in your avatar?

[Matthew N. Wright]

Don't tell me you're actually - that mutant horse regularly featured in your avatar?

I bet all the furryphiles here would love that.

[John (John K.)]

Don't tell me you're actually - that mutant horse regularly featured in your avatar?

I bet all the furryphiles here would love that.

You'll do especially good at 4chan with the amount of furryphiles there.

[Matthew N. Wright]

How could anyone assume that someone brave enough to be on American Idol or World Idol would lie about their identity? What a full-of-fail dumbass.

Oh, I carefully researched and found out Kelly Clarkson’s real name is Kelly Brianne Clarkson. I think I’ll post that on her fan site to embarrass her. LOL

I guess people do use pennames in real life too (which is creepy to me).

Hi. My slave name was Matthew N. Wright, but my new legal fiction is Mark Karples, not to be confused with Mark Karpeles.

[Kluge]

Don't tell me you're actually - that mutant horse regularly featured in your avatar?

I bet all the furryphiles here would love that.

Now that I think about it.... is it Rassah??

[check_status]

Is it being done for some general jocular harassment or is there the intention of some real harm?