I hadn't heard of moriarty until the moment he PMed me a message on #bitcoin-otc asking me to join a channel.
As usual, I posted the PM in public to point out that he was obviously mass PMing / spamming. This is what happened next (grepped 'moriarty' from the logs for easier reading)
08:20 -!- moriarty [~user@unaffiliated/moriarty] has joined #bitcoin-otc
08:40 < btcfaucet> 08:40 <moriarty> there's also ##*** given your interest in currency trading
08:40 * moriarty is a bot
08:41 * moriarty waves
08:41 < moriarty> hungarians probably can't tell the diff.
08:42 < btcfaucet> ;;ratingsystem getrating moriarty
08:44 < moriarty> avmonkey, how much more?
09:11 < moriarty> yes
10:49 < moriarty> btcfaucet is laundering monies is why10:50 < btcfaucet> moriarty: can you 1) not send unsolicited messages inviting people to other chatrooms 2) accuse random people of money laundering just because you're a fucking troll? Thanks very much.
10:50 < moriarty> btcfaucet, i will have to report you to the IRS10:51 < moriarty> hey didn't you guys hear about Silk Roads?10:51 < moriarty> what do you reckon will be their next target?
10:51 < moriarty>
10:51 < moriarty> lol whitty
10:52 < moriarty> do you think if I actually report btcfaucet that the IRS will not take it seriously?10:52 <+Apocalyptic> moriarty, they will not
10:52 < moriarty> Apocalyptic, challenge accepted!
10:54 < moriarty> lol whitty
10:54 < moriarty> "alright, let's make an example of that hacker kid and extradite his ass back to the states for some jail time"
10:55 < moriarty> next morning's news headline "hacker kid illegally exports encryption technologies out of the US to money launder and evade tax is looking for multiple life sentencing"
10:55 < moriarty>
10:55 < moriarty> they'd make an example out of you
10:58 < moriarty> lol BuyerBTC
10:58 < moriarty> don't mind btcfaucet, he's an idiot
10:59 < moriarty> i'm confused
10:59 < moriarty> how do you get scammed on bitcoins?
11:00 < moriarty> don't you guys know of escrow?
11:00 <+dmzpkts> moriarty: very fucking easily.
11:00 < moriarty> dmzpkts, escrow then
11:00 * moriarty facepalms
11:00 < moriarty> lol you guys are business noobs11:00 < moriarty> dmzpkts, good
11:00 < moriarty> what's WoT?
11:01 <+dmzpkts> moriarty: read the guide.
11:01 < moriarty> dmzpkts, it's too hard to say web of trust?
11:01 < moriarty> you can tell when you guys are noobs because you make a big deal out of not spelling out the full acronym11:01 < moriarty> lol learn how to escrow11:02 < moriarty> then you won't be scammed11:02 < moriarty> noobs
11:02 < moriarty> dmzpkts, right, because three words are longer than all your sentences you've typed
11:02 <+avmonkey> moriarty: hah
11:02 <+dmzpkts> moriarty: hey, how about you play hide and go fuck yourself.
11:04 < moriarty> whitty, actually buyers abusing sellers is fine
11:04 < moriarty> it's lol-able when sellers abuse buyers, whitty
11:12 < moriarty> FlipPro, there's BuyerBTC, he seems interested
11:12 <+dmzpkts> shut up moriarty.
11:12 < moriarty> DannyboyMT, it's called exchange spread
11:13 < moriarty>
11:15 < moriarty> sounds like gox is not an exchange if all you're getting out of it is BTC
11:15 < moriarty> lol
11:15 < moriarty> sounds like they should be rebranded as bitcoin sellers
11:15 < moriarty> rather than exchangers
11:15 < moriarty> joesmoe, that's the problem with one-man shops
11:16 < moriarty> joesmoe, he's probably on a holiday with his mum
11:16 < moriarty> or his mum took away his computer
11:16 < moriarty> wait for a bit
11:16 < FlipPro> Moriarty is BuyerBTC known ?
11:16 < moriarty> FlipPro, no, he's dubious
11:16 < moriarty> FlipPro, but hey, no risk no gain
not sure what your risk appetite is
11:16 < moriarty> FlipPro, for me i just escrow
11:17 < moriarty> DannyboyMT, heh
11:49 < moriarty>
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2493313/She-wont-doing-splits-Abbey-Clancy-goes-knicker-sheer-panel-Union-Flag-dress-Fashion-Brave.html11:49 < moriarty> yummy
11:50 < moriarty> weenfan, lol
11:50 < moriarty> weenfan, why just 1 BTC if i'm from BoA?
11:51 < moriarty> weenfan, oh you have a BoA account
11:54 < moriarty> BinaryP, maybe i'd crash it
11:55 < BinaryP> moriarty - yummy or pathetically shameful that people need that much attention to feel good about themselves.. oh wow another brainless model wearing more than a villages income for a year on her back.. woopie do. how about some substance rather than empty vessels for 14 year olds to look up to.
11:58 < moriarty> BinaryP, lol
11:58 < moriarty> BinaryP, i like your sense of principles
12:17 < moriarty> lol
12:17 < moriarty> TheButterZone is hysterical
12:19 < moriarty> ;;ratingsystem getrating thebutterzone
12:21 < moriarty> lol Anoxy, just bring your business elsewhere
12:22 < moriarty> Anoxy, how many coins are you looking to buy?
12:22 < moriarty> okay hang on
12:23 < moriarty> Apocalyptic, what's wrong with Paypal?12:24 < moriarty> you did say 6k
12:24 < moriarty> lol
12:24 < moriarty> 6k is petty change anyway12:25 < moriarty> Apocalyptic, fair, but it's only 17 btc
12:34 < moriarty> lol xSubZer0x is funny
12:40 < moriarty> i would sell to Anoxy if i still had any BTC left
12:41 < Anoxy> moriarty: thx =)
12:41 < moriarty> unfortunately i sold off all 150k of it at a 50% return in one month12:53 < moriarty> quick question, anybody here that will accept bitcoins for usd?
12:54 < moriarty> i have 1k bitcoins that i would like to offload12:54 < btcfaucet> moriarty: via what payment method?
12:55 < moriarty> btcfaucet, escrow, and market price12:56 < moriarty> btcfaucet, that is true, i usually look at gox
12:56 < moriarty> btcfaucet, what payment methods do you have access to?
12:59 < moriarty> btcfaucet, as mentioned, escrow, you can then pay via wire transfer
13:00 < moriarty> btcfaucet, for 1k bitcoin, it would not be feasible to do it any other way
13:00 <+Apocalyptic> <moriarty> i would sell to Anoxy if i still had any BTC left
13:00 <+Apocalyptic> <moriarty> i have 1k bitcoins that i would like to offload
13:00 < Anoxy> moriarty: didnt you tell me that you didnt have any btc?
13:00 < moriarty> Anoxy, i don't
13:01 < moriarty> i was testing to see if there was any exchange in here large enough to accept13:01 < moriarty> doesn't look like it unfortunately13:01 < CambioBTC> moriarty: That's the problem with BTC, LARGE Trades are almost next to IMPOSSIBLE
13:01 < moriarty> CambioBTC, i know, the last time i did that was a headache
13:02 < moriarty> CambioBTC, i don't want to get into BTC again if it's still the same13:02 < CambioBTC> moriarty: Guess that's why they call it COIN, LOL
13:02 < moriarty> CambioBTC, it took me ages to buy 100k worth of BTC, one month later i sold 150k of it, and that was even more painful13:02 < moriarty> CambioBTC, what i did was spread my buy and sell across exchanges, not on here, but in person
13:03 < moriarty> CambioBTC, that was no fun
13:04 < moriarty> CambioBTC, heh do it over websites and in person, it's easier
13:06 < CambioBTC> moriarty: Yep, I'm thinking that LocalBitCoins.com could work using their Escrow, and or CoinBase in that CoinBase will honor the market order placed even if they don't deliver your coin at that exact moment.13:06 < moriarty> CambioBTC, let me check those out, thanks13:06 < CambioBTC> moriarty: Good Luck
13:07 < moriarty> Rmccoy, why so slow?
13:09 < moriarty> omg, don't tell me they want your bank account proof, your driver's license etc
13:09 < moriarty> lol even my broker don't ask me for that level of detail
13:09 < moriarty> i can see now why bitcoins is relegated to small-time trading
13:09 < moriarty> those with money who cannot afford to wait will just skip bitcoins in favour of something else13:10 < CambioBTC> moriarty: CoinBase identification is different, they ask for your last four SSN, then question appear that you have to answer correctly, if you pass, great, if not you can try again in 24hr
13:11 < moriarty> CambioBTC, ah right, so that means it's only for US citizens
13:11 < moriarty> CambioBTC, unfortunately i'm from the UK so...I'm confused as to how anyone didn't see this coming. His random bullshit reminds me of this guy: