[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 - First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

[nutildah]

S H I T C O I N

The First Parody Token on the First Parody Blockchain!

After much anticipation, the world's longest-running ICO is officially BACK ON!

Become a certified Shitcoiner by purchasing SHITCOIN, one of the oldest collectibles ever produced on any blockchain! Yes, that's right: before there was Bored Apes, CryptoKitties or even Rare Pepes, there was SHITCOIN, with an issuance transaction in Dogecoin block #337,394 -- less than one year after the birth of Dogecoin!

Obviously this ANN has been updated, but as you can see from this post's original timestamp, SHITCOIN has a verifiable history of pedigree, dating all the way back to August 2014. It was created a couple of days after the initial launch of Dogeparty, a tokenization protocol for the Dogecoin blockchain.

Dogeparty was revamped in September 2022 for the purpose of letting anyone create Dogecoin NFTs, and has given rise to projects like Rare Doges, DogePunks, Space Doges, and our own Dogermint.

The benefits of owning SHITCOIN are obviously many, and we expand on that topic in the SHITCOIN homepage on Dogermint. First and foremost, however, SHITCOIN is hailed as a historical collectible, with almost two million tokens sold since October 2021.

So let's cut to the chase: you want shitcoins and we want money:

As a Dogecoin-based token, SHITCOIN is currently being sold for $DOGE at a rate of 100 for 3 DOGE. Making a purchase is simple as it involves sending DOGE to a "dispenser" address and having the corresponding amount of SHITCOIN automatically dispensed to the sending address. This can be done from any Dogecoin address for which you possess the private key, however it is highly recommended that you download and install the Dogewallet.

You can also purchase SHITCOIN by sending a tip to @dogermint on Twitter via the sodogetip bot. A tip of 1 DOGE will automatically dispense 33 SHITCOINs to your sodogetip address, which can be imported into the Dogewallet!

AI-generated Shitcoin logo for Web3

Why would you want to own SHITCOIN? Because! This is not just another shitcoin, it is The Shitcoin to rule them all! There was never a better time to invest in a massive pile of SHITCOIN than right now!!

Important Links

SHITCOIN on Dogermint: https://dogermint.com/shitcoin/
Dogeparty Official Homepage: https://dogeparty.net/
Dispenser link for SHITCOIN: https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625
Dogewallet desktop downloads for Windows, OS and Linux: https://github.com/DogepartyXDP/dogewallet-desktop/releases

(note that the original ANN for SHITCOIN can be seen below -- you can find the unedited version in its full glory two posts below, here)

(double-note: the giveaway described in the original ANN is long over, as are all other SHITCOIN giveaways!)


This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!

There's only 10 billion of them, so, you know, I have to be kind of stingy.

OK ready for the ANN part?

---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----

Out of all the shitcoins, this WILL be the BEST.

 - 100% Premine
 - 10,000,000,000 total coins
 - backed by the integrity of the dogecoin blockchain
 - $8 trillion market cap (they are currently $800/SHT... pm me for private sale)

 - some day you will be able to use them somewhere other than Dogeparty.
 - you can try and sell them for other digital assets once they get their exchange up

DID I MENTION THIS IS A NO-JACKET REQUIRED DISTRIBUTION?

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??

NOW GET SHITCOININ' OR GET OFF THE POT!!!

That is a direct order.

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DID I MENTION I'M TRYING TO DISTRIBUTE SOME DIGITAL ASSETS TO YOU?

edit 10/22/21: updated new Dogeparty wallet link (I checked the Windows 64 vers on VirusTotal)

edit 6/26/22: put new ANN on top of old ANN

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[Depredation]

DA6HESuCLwqPKCo1XwtYSqyy8S4kTUTai9 I would like to get my hands on some fresh shit!

[BitcoinForumator]

Done. ShitCoin 3.0 me.

[rubberpool]

This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 10,000 Shitcoins!

There's only 10 billion of them, so, you know, I have to be kind of stingy.

OK ready for the ANN part?

---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----

Out of all the shitcoins, this WILL be the BEST.

 - 100% Premine
 - 10,000,000,000 total coins
 - backed by the integrity of the dogecoin blockchain
 - $8 trillion market cap (they are currently $80/SHT... pm me for private sale)

 - some day you will be able to use them somewhere other than Dogeparty.
 - you can try and sell them for other digital assets once they get their exchange up

DID I MENTION THIS IS A NO-JACKET REQUIRED DISTRIBUTION?

WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW??

NOW GET SHITCOININ' OR GET OFF THE POT!!!

That is a direct order.

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DID I MENTION I'M TRYING TO DISTRIBUTE SOME DIGITAL ASSETS TO YOU?

it is not $8 trillion - 10 bill coins * 80$ = $800 bill = $0.8 trill - to low market cap, sad  

[wangdaniel2014]

keep your shit,plz.

[hackis]

Another shitcoin? Won't mine...

[ZacharyComstock]

good coin. will mine 

[nutildah]

it is not $8 trillion - 10 bill coins * 80$ = $800 bill = $0.8 trill - to low market cap, sad  

Doh! Well I'll be a brown pair of dungarees. Good catch! Opening dollar exchange rate changed to $800/SHT.

I just got back from the restroom so I will commence initial distribution!

Just so you know this isn't just a big 'ol pile of... you know what.

[nutildah]

xxxxxxxxxxxxx (redacted out of courtesy) I would like to get my hands on some fresh shit!

Done. ShitCoin 3.0 me.

I hope you guys saved your pass phrases because I figured why stop at 10k... You both get 1,000,000 SHTs!! Plus some HAPPYDOGEs because you were the first respondents.

Man, this dev thing is hard work. Its makin me sleepy plus I think I have a slight headache coming on. But tomorrow is a brand new day!

and you know what that means...

SHITCOIN 3.0 DISTRIBUTION 2.0!!

[belief]

yes, like play shit . can I get som .thanks

[nutildah]

yes, like play shit . can I get som .thanks

PM me your dogeparty wallet address.

For those just tuning in, I have upped the distribution amount to 1,000,000 Shitcoins for the next 10 respondents!

To claim your stake just register a dogeparty wallet address at https://wallet.dogeparty.io which acts as both dogecoin wallet and dogeparty asset wallet. Eventually you will be able to tip people using these tokens on Reddit and elsewhere. Pretty neat really. Use them to sack your enemies, or as a high-risk, no-cost investment vehicle.

With Shitcoin 3.0 the possibilities really are endless!

Now make the most of the Shituation and grab your share now!


Mr. Lahey approves. Its the digital currency of choice of Sunnyvale Trailer Park, Nova Scotia.

[cecilbdemented]

PM'd.  I love shit.

[nutildah]

This is a quick reminder that the shitwinds are still blowing hard. Just imagine how awesome you'll look when you "tip" an obnoxious Reddit user for a dumb comment with 50,000 Shitcoins!

You can't do this yet, but it's coming. If you want to learn more about dogeparty you can visit their homepage.

[Viper1]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

[nutildah]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

Man my dogeparty wallet has been down all day. Yours works right now?

Man this is no way to treat a shitcoin.

SHITCOIN DISTRIBUTION HALTED.

... WILL RESUME AS SOON AS THIS SHIT IS STRAIGHTENED OUT.

Man so many dev problems. Such is the life. Sigh.

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

SENT 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS. BWAHAHAHA.



PS: SHITSTRIBUTION BACK ON............

YES thats right you get an extra 100,000 shitcoins to spread around to celebrate life after Dogeparty's near-death experience!

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY SO ACT

NOW
.NOW
..NOW
...NOW!!!

[Viper1]

This is awesome. I was just thinking I needed some fresh shit in the old shit collection.  PMing my Dogeparty addy for some steaming fresh shit.

SENT 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS. BWAHAHAHA.

Thanks for the massive pile of shit.

dev is great. I trust this coin. Is good coin. Exchange? to da moon!!!!!

[JakeThePanda]

Posting for the 1mm shit coins.

[nutildah]

Posting for the 1mm shit coins.

Sorry you gotta PM me a dogeparty wallet address or else put it in your sig line to receive your share of the shitstribution.

[statdude]

When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.

[nutildah]

When optimists notice a fad, they hype a new one and call it DarkCoin, CloakCoin, BlackCoin, or whatever.
When pessimists notice a fad, they make fun it and make "Shitcoin".

No wonder optimists are more successful in life.

Stop spreading FUD, Primediceboy.

ILL BE UP PROCRASTINATING FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR SO

IF YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR SHITSTRIBUTION OF 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS

JUST PM ME A DOGEPARTY DOGEWALLET ADDRESS OR PUT IT IN YOUR SIG

THAT MEANS 1.1 MILLION SHITCOINS FOR YOU!!!

HELP SPREAD THE FECAL LOVE!

a rare glimpse at our secret patented 100 Th/s mining rig

[UnrealBeast]

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[Braino]

HODL!!!

[TimSweat]

I'll take some shits . pm sent

[nutildah]

I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.

[TimSweat]

I hate Dogeparty now because they failed to deliver pretty bigtime, and I seem to have lost access to my Shitmaster keys because Dogeparty can only remember 1 address at a time and it was on my 3rd one.

I think I made a backup of the private keys, but in the mean time I'm a send you some MILLERLIGHTS to tide you over.

So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?

[nutildah]

So does this mean no 1,000,000 dogeparty ? or will get it when you get your keys ?

Ha! Are you kidding? No, there's no free 1,000,000 dogeparty. There never was. I'll send you 1,100,000 Shitcoins once I find my Dogeparty keys.


OK, RECOVERED THE SHITCOIN STASH!!!

 

The most recent commenters / messengers will receive their Shitstribution shortly. I'm upping it up to 1.5 million now, try to spread the wealth, I mean shit...

But really, the Dogeparty devs totally dropped the ball on what was an excellent premise (that they stole from Counterparty). They only released like 1/8th of the total platform they had promised.

So I am in no way endorsing Dogepotty. They have no incentive to get their shit together, they're already taken our money and ran.

But you can still use https://wallet.dogeparty.io to spread shitcoins around to friends and family. They make great Christmas presents for the kids as well.

Dogeparty Wallet also acts as a DOGE wallet if you didn't know.

HODL!!!

I just saw this. LOLzer!!

Who knows, someday Shitcoins may be all the rage. I see a 1,000 satoshi price start on the exchanges, easy 

[Piston Honda]

aw man, why has this coin not matched BTC In price yet?!?!?!!

[tonyvo2017]

What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.

[StonerStanley]

What does Shitcoin have that you value it up to 8 trillion dollars? You must be kidding?
I know craziness is really necessary in business, but this is really unrealistic and unfounded.

It's you who are kidding, a ShitCoin is always a good investment 

[Gash]

Toilet brush will aid the adoption. I use it to cleanse the periphery of my toilet sink after I dumped my shit right in there. I watch how small pieces of shit get caught by the water and carried away and sucked inside the drainage pipe. I will jump on board and help promote this shitty coin. To diversify your portfolio u need as more shits as u can get, its never enough.

[suchmoon]

nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.

[nutildah]

nutildah, you need to find a way to cash in on this newfound fame. Do some ICO/IEO/I-something-O quickly while this shit is hot.

Holy shit, you're right!

Shitcoin 3.0 has migrated over to uh, uh, Ethereum! Wait.... TRON! No... EOS! Yeah EOS. That's where a real shitcoin should reside these days. There will be a 1 million to 1 conversion for the new coin, which are going on sale for $800 a pop at EOShitchange.coffee. I paid a super sweet price for the domain name: $0.49 for 10 years. I'm using a Wix site that I hired Albanian freelancers to create for only $999. Fucking awesome deal.

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.

[monmsn]

Wow , it's outstanding the Shitcoin and completely serious . 

[tranduong123]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

[Bttzed03]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

With it's powerhouse team, this will surely succeed  #2DaMoon

Here's our team members.


Vadger Bear, CEO


Skyler Samson, COO


Alexis Joan, CFO


Ronald Humper, community manager

Here's a link to our white paper, if you're the kind of nerd that reads that sort of thing.... I mean c'mon, just give us your fucking money already, you dopes. You'll obviously buy anything and that's why you're here. Jesus Christ we're trying to run an ICO not a seminar in vaginal empathy yoga.

[~Trololoh~]

Nah, I am already in deep shit of myself. no need for others shit.

[Crypitol]

And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously

[suchmoon]

And people wonder why altcoins aren't taken seriously

Given that 99% percent of altcoins are utter scams, this thread actually improves the seriousness average.

[nakashu]

[sukoyomi]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

It seems like a joke that taken seriously, really did not guessed this thread will come back to life after so long left. Long live the dev.

[scambust]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

It seems like a joke that taken seriously, really did not guessed this thread will come back to life after so long left. Long live the dev.

I think it's one of those thread modifications Theymos did to the Altcoin Announcements section. It is something to do with thread bumping, so this thread floated up because of some weird calculation.

[longyenthanh]

This is like a joke: D, But I think it might succeed, Doge also comes from a joke and we all want it now. Good luck.

It seems like a joke that taken seriously, really did not guessed this thread will come back to life after so long left. Long live the dev.

I think it's one of those thread modifications Theymos did to the Altcoin Announcements section. It is something to do with thread bumping, so this thread floated up because of some weird calculation.

Maybe, but it doesn't matter why this thread show up. It is good that is here, because (maybe) new users will understand how easy is to trick them. It is very good example of that how easy is to create fake coin/project. Hopefully it will help to educate people that the most important is to understand in what they invest.

[john1010]

Give me that SHIT!!   

[Piston Honda]

all in!!!

wait, why did you make another thread about ETH and ETC in one???

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

[john1010]

seems the web wallet is not properly working, is anyone here has the same problem?

[JoenNL]

Give me that SHIT!!   

holy shit, dont talk shit like that.. shithead

[monero.org]

so confused yourself if this is a real project or just a joke? and taking a name that is SHIT

This one here deserves a load of shit.

[AmoreJaz]

seems the web wallet is not properly working, is anyone here has the same problem?

are you really serious about this? this is the shit that you wont give a fuck! lol
because nobody gives a shit anymore.
btw, theres another one which already hits the exchange -shitcoin

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5179557.0

so do you think this shitcoin 3.0 will ever hit one exchange?

[Samuil]

LOL!What the hell are going on here =) I already in Sh*t and love this funny project!

[longyenthanh]

Everyone laughs at this project, but no one realizes how serious this problem is.
At the time of the latest Bitcoin bubble, someone did a similarly absurd project and collected a lot of money - later it simply disappeared.
I wonder if people who invest in it, know that this is a joke (just like Dogecoin for example), and want to make money on speculation, or do they really believe that it can succeed..?

[duncaneastlance]

is this still ongoing?

[nutildah]

is this still ongoing?

Yes, thanks for asking. It is ongoing but simultaneously also on an indefinite hiatus. Kind of like work on my Master's degree.

[In the silence]

D8qMeSgVYPD92UJb6NdJYGZoSqQRykbxwZ

Shite is good. Such moon.

[tinyteapot]

dogeparty online wallet no longer exist, can you direct interested participants to one or two alternatives wallet source.

[Moshen]

dogeparty online wallet no longer exist, can you direct interested participants to one or two alternatives wallet source.

Shut up dogsboy, the wallet is out of service very much like everything else in this thread. The rock shaped head of those involved in thread bumping must be taken care of with or otherwise wedged in a microwave for quick stewing. I want to emphasize that however purile the attempt to revive the thread was it was done masterfully and worked.

[nutildah]

Shut up dogsboy, the wallet is out of service very much like everything else in this thread. The rock shaped head of those involved in thread bumping must be taken care of with or otherwise wedged in a microwave for quick stewing. I want to emphasize that however purile the attempt to revive the thread was it was done masterfully and worked.

 

I read this and thought to myself, "I bet I gave this person their one merit." And I was right. But your response made me laugh, and that is worthy of another merit. It seems we have a true poet in our midst.

I have this tremendous bumping power and never use it, so I figured, might as well. It's the nerdiest superpower that ever existed. If I use it again on this thread, it might be stuck at the top of the ANN section for a month.

[suchmoon]

I may have bumped this thread too. I'm sorry about that. Well, not too sorry. The amount of shit on this board requires a turd like this to be floating on top.

[AD Node]

This looks so actual, every day I see some new shitcoin here with a plagiarized whitepaper, also some fake bounties too.

[suchmoon]

It's real name of the coin?x) How can I buy it?

Just like you buy all the other shitcoins - by sending all your money to some anonymous shitcoiner. Mortgage your house and empty your retirement accounts to make sure you get as many shitcoins as possible.

[Plazmotech]

The image on thread was not clear brother.Kindly update with correct format.
It's possible for me to get some shitcoins for free 

[suchmoon]

The image on thread was not clear brother.Kindly update with correct format.

If this is updated or otherwise maintained after 6 years then it's going to be a top 1% coin and arguably much less of a shitcoin, therefore diluting the only appealing attribute it has.

It's possible for me to get some shitcoins for free 

As I explained a couple of posts above, if you send some BTC you may get some shitcoins for free.

[nutildah]

The image on thread was not clear brother.Kindly update with correct format.
It's possible for me to get some shitcoins for free  

Done!

Here's the logo so you don't have to go back to the first page:

One of these days I'll revamp this project (maybe). I still have the keys to my Dogeparty wallet so technically I still have the Shitcoin stash.

Interestingly, the dogeparty.io website is still up, but the wallet portion of it has been down for over 5 years.

Dogeparty missed the entire ICO wave. People could have been launching their ICO tokens on it for a fee even smaller than ETH's. I should have founded a startup that used Shitcoin as the utility token.

[MoparMiningLLC]

omg this is some funny shit lol

wish I had some shitcoin lol

[Shutup]

Wow haha its like a good Shitcoin here  I just laughed at this coin name lol haha

[ice18]

Oh amazing I learned a new word today from this thread "Shitstribution" from the word itself I can easily define this word its a distribution with full of shit, am I right? 

[bassbity]

Oh amazing I learned a new word today from this thread "Shitstribution" from the word itself I can easily define this word its a distribution with full of shit, am I right? 

The word is like real bullshit but is it true that their tokens will develop?
I will not pay much attention because I think names like this will stay away from the community because of the word from shit.

[MoparMiningLLC]

If I had shitcoin crypto - I would get some of these coins and machine one side flush so I could make them into physicals for holding shitcoin --- seems nearly fitting lol

[TriviCayenne]

Reminds me of the old Smellycoin from 2018 lol

[Piston Honda]

HAHAHA ALL IN!!!!

maybe i can win on this and shoecoin!!!

[boonchuansg]

Can I know where can I get a doge party wallet?

[dishku]

Can I know where can I get a doge party wallet?

Wallet link is given in the OP you should check it there carefully but at the moment it is not working fine. Even on official website of Dogeparty it also not working so wait until it got functional again.

[nutildah]

Can I know where can I get a doge party wallet?

You can't unfortunately. That's the kicker.

However, the project could easily be revamped at any time, and probably should given the newfound buzz around Dogecoin.

[MoparMiningLLC]

However, the project could easily be revamped at any time, and probably should given the newfound buzz around Dogecoin.

yes please do... give me a reason to make shitcoin physicals lol

[qiwoman2]

Well I have seen a plethora of shit coins come and go, including coins actually called Shitcoin. Can you let us know what are the fundamentals of your SHIT COIN that differentiate it from the rest of the Shitcoinia pack? I do like fun and meme coins although I only am invested in around 5k doge coin and lost a lot back in the day when meme coins were in fashion. Anyway we all need a bit of fun in the Crypto space as it can get very serious and competitive at times. I do wish you though good luck on your project and may you have the success you desire. 

[eddie13]

Ha ha this is pretty funny!!

Interestingly, the dogeparty.io website is still up, but the wallet portion of it has been down for over 5 years.

Dogeparty missed the entire ICO wave. People could have been launching their ICO tokens on it for a fee even smaller than ETH's. I should have founded a startup that used Shitcoin as the utility token.

You can revamp it now..

Seems it missed the ICO wave but isn’t missing the NFT wave

[nutildah]

SHITCOIN 3.0 ICO BACK ON

After a brief 6 year hiatus, the original Shitcoin 3.0 is BACK, baby.

So you know what that means, let's get this shitshow on the road!

---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->SHITCOIN<----
---->!!!!!!!!!!!!<----

It's not really an ICO, of course.

All you need to do is create a Dogeparty wallet (its a DOGE wallet that holds tokenized slivers of DOGE called "assets"), PM me your address, and...

I WILL SEND YOU SOME OF THESE HERE 7-Y.O. TOKENS... FOR FREE! FREE FREE Free free

"WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE BETTER?" You ask.

Well, after this round of shitstribution comes to a close, 99% of the token supply will be BURNED!

That's right: 9.9 billion of the total 10 billion SHT will be burned, erased from existence.

Thus creating the magical property of scarrrrrcity!!!

So hop on the shitwagon and claim your tokens from what is likely to be the LAST shitstribution from one of the longest running ICOs of all-time!!!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Edit: I was just thinking, what if I held a serious 60-participant bounty, complete with graphics designer and campaign manager, paying them all in SHT, of course. I should totally do that. 1 stake may equal between 1 and 100,000 SHT, lol.

[eddie13]

Users shitpost shit for shittokens here all the time constantly, so why not shitpost for some real shit for a change??

They could even be paid in real shit instead of fake shit!!
Amazing!
This shit isn’t even shittly disguised as not the shit that it is??

Most honest shit on the forum!! It’s the shit!!

I’m pretty sure this shit could easily overtake BTC as the #1 crypto shit that ever did shit..



Don’t miss out on this shit!!

[nutildah]

Users shitpost shit for shittokens here all the time constantly, so why not shitpost for some real shit for a change??

I think this shit is too pedigree to pass up the opportunity to conduct a full-blown bounty.

Here's the convo I imagine would take place with hhampuz:


Me: So its called 'Shitcoin 3.0'. I will be paying everyone in steaks of SHT, including you.

Him: Umm... so is it an Ethereum token, with like a white paper and a website, right?

Me:


Gonna look into hiring a shitcoin sig designer next.

[suchmoon]

hhampuz

That'd damage the shit cred of your coin. You need to hire a barely literate newbie.

[sirazimuth]

Great project and interesting coin! Good luck devs!  .....

[suchmoon]

send me your address, and...

You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.

[nutildah]

send me your address, and...

You might want to clarify that because shitposters are gonna post the addresses here and may get you banned for an illegal shitcoin giveaway.

True. I meant to say "PM me your address," as I've been saying since the very beginning:

This is not a giveaway, nor is it advertising for dogeparty. This is completely serious.

I created a dogeparty asset called Shitcoin and everyone who puts a dogeparty wallet* address in their signature (or else you can PM it to me) gets a share of 100,000 Shitcoins!

Unfortunately I don't accept PMs from noobs so...

*updated this link to current wallets


We have some terribly exciting news to announce in the near future which likely involves the breaking of some world crypto records. What could it POSSIBLY be??? I'd announce a contest that whoever guesses what the news is wins 10,000 SHT but nix that if its a ban-able idea.

[nutildah]

The day has finally come.

THE BIG BURN

This burn was not just big, it was THE BIGGEST COIN BURN OF ALL TIME!!

How big is 'big', you ask? THIS big:



That's right. We're flushing $19.116 BILLION worth of Shitcoins down the drain for the future benefit of society!! Have you ever seen such a thing?? NO, you havent!!!

I mean if the Guinness Book of World Records was here they'd probably be nitpicky about it, but let's see a bigger coin burn you weird Irish statisticians.


We're commemorating the occasion by reducing our distribution to 8,888 SHITCOIN tokens per future applicant!!

To take part, simply send me a PM with your Dogeparty address, or a Dogecoin address for which you own the private key. You can't move your Shitcoins without a private key!

The only requirement is your account must have at least 3 posts written before Oct 2021.

If you are coming here from Telegram but don't meet this requirement, PM me your Telegram name as well and you can qualify for 888 tokens.

HAPPY SHITCOINING!

ps: I have opened my PMs to newbs.

[Shitcoin 3.0]

Halo

am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.

You give me this job

[nutildah]

Halo

am Shitcoin dev / bounties / graphics artistry / proof reading / ect.

You give me this job

Hired!

I like your attitude and am sure you're exactly what we need to get this baby over the MOOOOON.

Starting salary as community manager: 80,000 SHT/year + "perks".... and exposure, and valuable work experience.

Gonna send you all the bounty tokens now and hope for the best...

[murcandream]

What is this shit?

[nutildah]

What is this shit?

Well you're about to find out son cuz you've been SHITCOIN'd.

I have to be honest with everybody.

I was struck by a divine vision the other day.

I was eating a bowl of Cocoa Puffs pondering the future of Shitcoin as I usually do in the morning,

when it hit me:

the most brilliant crypto marketing plan ever conceived.

First, I distibute 8,888 SHITCOINs to 888 people.

And then...

"SHITCOIN TO A DOLLAR!"

👍👍

It comes to be through sheer will

with the help of this slogan.

I know, its brilliant, you don't have to tell me.

👍

That's not illegal to say, is it?

[eddie13]

My body is ready!!

[tisonlt]

I create a wallet, but I can't go into it.  writes no server, or something like that

[icopress]

Great project and interesting coin! Good luck devs!  .....

God, over 6 years of the existence of this project, the lead developer is still publishing updates, bravo! But after all these years, it would be wise to think about rebranding ^{[at least because "Shitcoin" implies a loss of investor interest, while I see crowds posting on this thread with great enthusiasm]}, I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.

In addition, I would gladly consider joining your team as the main shitposter or at least co-authoring the Shitpaper.  

[nutildah]

I create a wallet, but I can't go into it.  writes no server, or something like that

You downloaded the wallet from a link on this website, right?

https://dogeparty.net/wallets/

Are you using the default server settings? Mine connects OK.

it would be wise to think about rebranding

Would you ask Coca Cola to change its name? How about Nike? Or Disney?

No, there will be none of that, we've been building a brand here and this Shit Captain isn't about to change course.

I think the name "Asscoin" would quite accurately describe the background of the idea behind this coin.

Funny, you should mention it. I've reached out to Asscoin in an attempt to form a partnership and have yet to hear back from them. The potentials created by an Asscoin-Shitcoin bridge are enormous.

[nicedreams]

#shitcoin4shitposter
Let it know that shitcoin will be the currency of shitosters. Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

[nutildah]

Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."



Part One: The Journey Begins

- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses

Part Two: Empire Strikes Back

- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX

Part Three: The Road Home

- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!

(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)

[retreat]

Yes, I'm thinking about a system where shitposters can have a kind of reward no matter how much retard, nonsense their posts are. What do you guys think?

SHITCOIN ROAD WARRIOR MAP

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."



Part One: The Journey Begins

- distribution of 8,888 coins to 888 holders (@bounty manager I'll Skype you)
- social media infestation, mass email spams, congressional donations
- purchasing of real estate in 12 metropolitan areas to build Shitcoin Clubhouses

Part Two: Empire Strikes Back

- Launch of ShitcoinDAO
- Opening of Asscoin - Shitcoin bridge.
- Listing on some shitty exchanges, launch of ShitcoinDEX

Part Three: The Road Home

- Voting for inaugural leadership of The Shitcoin Foundation
- Development of merchant integration tools, Shitcoin DApps, casino adoption
- BINANCE!!!!!!!

(meta: yes I do wonder what's wrong with me and why do I do this)

I hope the "shit ecosystem" is getting bigger and bigger and listing on binance soon, it will add to the value of "shitcoin" getting better, I'll be waiting there.

[suchmoon]

I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?

[nutildah]

I have a dilemma. Is it appropriate to report shitposts in a literal shitcoin thread?

That post I don't mind so much because it documents my road warrior map in case I try to be sneaky and change it later on. The other garbage can be nuked away as this isn't any 'ol Shitcoin we're discussing here.

Suchmoon I'm afraid I can't let you go on as a no-shitcoiner. After you've received 1 million shitcoins there will be no way to mistake you from the hoardes of no-shitcoining wannabes trying to ride the shitcoin wave. Please send me a personal Dogecoin address before I find one from your past and send it there, thanks.

Just think of all the great accusations that will arise after I've made you a Full Partner at Shitcoin 3.0 Enterprises.

[sencix]

[suchmoon]

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

[icopress]

Note this is not a roadmap, its a "Road Warrior Map."

I know that you are the founder of this project temporarily having difficulty accessing your audience, but I will ask you anyway (answer when you return).

Can we allocate part of the budget to promote the project? I thought for a long time the reputation of which of the managers could correspond to Shitcoin 3.0 and came to the conclusion that only Small Rabbit is ideally suited for this role (unfortunately, I was never able to contact). Therefore, I am determined to lead the campaign (if you consider my candidacy) and of course only be rewarded in Shitcoin/Asscoin, (although my reputation is not as impeccable as Small Rabbit's). I just thought this was a great chance for me to better understand the technology behind this shitty project.

[sirazimuth]

I find one from your past

Can you? That'd be awesome. I had one where I mined a few hundred bucks worth of doge back in the day but I can't find it now. I reckon it would buy a lot of SHT today. Well, you may also need to brute force the private key, but that's minor details.

Dogecoin miner eh? From your username, I never would have guessed...lol
Remember these ponzi scammers?. I made a killing off this fake pool.
I started "mining" dogecoin on the Cointellect pool after I heard (funnily enough, from a post on that homero hashtalk farce...ever heard of that forum? lol) their payouts were like 3 times higher than other pools.
After setting  up 4 free accounts, they just kept fire-hosing me thousands of dogecoin everyday for about 3 months. Many profit, much wow.
 I sold 'em all on Cryptsy, Corruptsy... because of course I did..  Memories....

[suchmoon]

Dogecoin miner eh? From your username, I never would have guessed...lol

Touché.

Remember these ponzi scammers?. I made a killing off this fake pool.

Ah yes. Never used them though.

The username originated from when I was mining through middlecoin pool so wasn't really getting paid actual doge but made a few nice bitcoins, which I obviously wasted on misguided hardware purchases. Then mined doge solo for a while. I think this was before it merged with LTC, my memory is a bit fuzzy on the timing, but I don't have a ton of LTC so it must have been before. Anyway, doge is arguably the granddaddy of real shitcoins (as opposed to merely altcoins) so it holds a special place in my heart.

[sirazimuth]

Yeah, my shitcoinery shenanigans were a barrel of laughs back in the early days of shitcoin madness.
Back when all shitcoins were named “<fill-in-blank-with-anything-ridiculous>coin”, rather than
nowadays, whereby most shitcoins seem to avoid this nomenclature, and instead name their
scams projects with one silly made up word or some such ridiculous thing.
As I was convinced they were all money grabs(still are with much higher stakes)
I made it a rule to always dump my various mined shitcoins for bitcoin.
I pretty much emptied out all my shitcoin bags for bitcoin years ago.

[kurniawan05]

I'm wondering why the name has to be "shitcoin"? a bad name for a coin and people will be hesitant to buy it, as if this coin was only made to deceive people.

[Shitcoin 3.0]

Where dev go 

He hire me for bounty and not pay.

I leave rad trust now.

[icopress]

Shitcoin 3.0, Don't be discouraged.. you're not the first manager in this unfair world to get brainwashed, and you won't be the last.

In any case, feel free to PM me if you want to work for food in the future, and I will find a job for you. By the way, but if you still meet your employer, remind him that they are waiting for him here and tell him that long alcohol marathons entail unpleasant consequences, so let him not be zealous.  

[realdantreccia]

I'm here for SHITCOIN Dao. It's Daniel from Telegram btw.

[eddie13]

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

[nutildah]

Keep your eye out for some shitty new developments!

👀



More shitty updates soon.

[suchmoon]

More shitty updates soon.

[nutildah]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

[realdantreccia]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

How exciting! hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums.

[nutildah]

How exciting! hahaha

Thanks for my first ever sig campaign. I been here awhile organically posting and not merit seeking. So it's a cool thing to be able to participate after 4.5 years or so on BCT forums.

Glad to have you onboard the Shitcoin Train sir!

We are going places!!

Should consider making a token layer on top of Shitcoin and call it Shitparty  

Then I will launch my own line of NFT collectibles on it and call them Rare Shits.

See? The possibilities are endless!!

[nutildah]

Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5406578.0

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

[Renampun]

Shitcoin bounty has almost 80 applicants already!

If you're interested in applying, you can skip to the front of the line by actually including a Dogecoin address in your application:

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=5406578.0

as most people have put a BSC address (lol). Going to begin reviewing applications shortly.

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my shit application

[nutildah]

try to join this spectacular bounty, hope you will allow my shit application

Thanks for joining us!

The Twitter bounty is off to a tremendous start:



Such posts, wow advertising:

Basically what it comes down to is this:

If you have even just 3 DOGE to spare, you should consider sending it to our Official Shitcoin Dispenser Address, and 100 SHITCOINs will automatically be sent back to you! Or you know, send 30 DOGE and get 1,000, or 300 and get 10,000, or 1000 and get 33,333, etc.

OFFICIAL SHITCOIN DISPENSER
DE2ag634WakvcdV5ohWUiegySxJ1JhgVnA

The dispenser feature is a super dope addition to Counterparty that also made its way into Dogeparty when it was brought back to life last September. Its a trustless, automated way to purchase any token with DOGE (or BTC for Counterparty)

SO WHY DO I WANT TO OWN SHITCOIN??

Besides the fact that its a "historical collectible" and people are actually buying them on OpenSea as such... well there's a bunch of reasons dammit! Darn good ones, too!!

- You can trade them for other tokens or even DOGE in the Dogewallet Exchange
- You are granted access to Club Shitcoin on Discord (its a channel in a secret Discord with tokenized access)
- And, last but not least, we have "other perks"...

NEED I SAY MORE?

No, I needn't, because the dancing Les Grossman gif tells you everything you need to know!!

STOP BEING A SQUARE and BUY OUR SHITCOIN, TODAY!!!

[eddie13]

To confirm to the nostalgic posts in this thread above, the first I ever heard of crypto was a guy “I’ve been trading doge for Bitcoin on Cryptsy and making a lot of money”..
I was very interested and made my way in there before Doge made its first top..

The rest is history of wild times and now here I am shilling Shitcoin..

Snip

Update your signature bro and make sure our spreadsheet manager updates your stakes..

[In the silence]

To confirm to the nostalgic posts in this thread above, the first I ever heard of crypto was a guy “I’ve been trading doge for Bitcoin on Cryptsy and making a lot of money”..
I was very interested and made my way in there before Doge made its first top..

The rest is history of wild times and now here I am shilling Shitcoin..

Snip

Update your signature bro and make sure our spreadsheet manager updates your stakes..

Taking part in this historical shite!

[nutildah]

Taking part in this historical shite!

Thanks for joining us and for providing a Dogecoin address in your application, that makes you top-tier material among most applicants.

[realdantreccia]

"Historically Significant Shit" LMAO - but really, it sort of is look at that date tho!

[nutildah]

"Historically Significant Shit" LMAO - but really, it sort of is look at that date tho!

We sold nearly 500k of these badboys before this bounty campaign started. But we haven't sold a single one in over two months, dammit.

It is fun to own a historical collectible named "Shitcoin", but the only ones who are switched on to this knowledge are the Historical NFT crowd.

Nobody else could give two shits about it, seemingly.

I guess the situation is akin to owning a Donruss or Fleer pack from the late 1980s -- they simply printed too many of them.

There were actually over 1 billion Donruss 1989 MLB cards printed. Shitcoin is kind of akin to that. Except only about 30% of the total supply is actually in circulation.

Few.

Everybody wanted a SHITCOIN when the price of DOGE was above 10 cents. Nobody wants one when DOGE is 6 cents. Same for all Dogeparty tokens.

Weird how that works.

[nutildah]

psst... hey you.

Want to earn 100 SHITCOINs?

OF COURSE YOU DO!

To do this, just ask a question in our Twitter AMA thread and post your Dogewallet address.
Its going to be a banger.

[nutildah]

I take it you're seriously discussing everything here?

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Of course we're serious, we don't know how to be anything else!



Come and get piping hot SHITCOINs, now at a low low price of 100 for 3 DOGE:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOIN

[Moshen]

Paranoia bipolars and mental fluctuations in your brain have taken over to move you to a new level of incurability. I have studied pay stubs of some people closely affiliated with shitposting in this thread, here is what was reveled through our forensics: all accounts can be traced to the same individual, perchance MI6 agent or worse, he has received substantial payrolls for bumping shitcoin thread. Not everything is as it seems. Be alarmed.

[nutildah]

Paranoia bipolars and mental fluctuations in your brain have taken over to move you to a new level of incurability. I have studied pay stubs of some people closely affiliated with shitposting in this thread, here is what was reveled through our forensics: all accounts can be traced to the same individual, perchance MI6 agent or worse, he has received substantial payrolls for bumping shitcoin thread. Not everything is as it seems. Be alarmed.

Sir, you are just the caliber of participant we need for our signature campaign!

Please consider joining for a Member rank position and receive a regular stipend of Shitcoins for your work (PM me for more details on this one of a lifetime opportunity):

Code:

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[i]💩 ⚫ 💩  H I S T O R I C A L  D O G E  T O K E N  F R O M  2 0 1 4  💩 ⚫ 💩
▬▬▬▬▬   [url=https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=740159.0]ANN Thread[/url]   💩   [url=https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625]GET IT NOW![/url]   💩   [url=https://twitter.com/Shitcoin30]Twitter[/url]   💩   [url=https://www.dogermint.com/shitcoin/]Website[/url]   ▬▬▬▬▬[/center]

In other news, our bounty is going remarkably shitty, which is not surprising, given the fact that we're paying in Shitcoins. Here are some highlights from our media campaign:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMM8yuPDwdL0LZ-H2CFzaAA
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCst5GMyJ8dEv5TclhZXJG6Q
https://medium.com/@mirabjiji9897/shitcoin-on-dogermint-5ece14aba38d



Personally I think its pretty exciting.

[JoyMarsha]

I'm wondering why the name has to be "shitcoin"? a bad name for a coin and people will be hesitant to buy it, as if this coin was only made to deceive people.

Does name matter for the success of a project? A project can't be judged by its name. The first thing people consider in a project is the use case, the plan of the project and those behind it. In case you don't know, the owner of this project is a well-renowned, trusted and respectable fella of this forum. You better respect that fact than be delusional in reasoning.

[JoyMarsha]

Exciting Shitcoin News!

SHITCOIN BOUNTY BEGINS TOMORROW! NEXT SUNDAY!! (17th)

Yes, that's correct. Prepare to see a lot of posters rocking shitcoins in their sigs for at least the next month! We will post a link to the bounty when it is operational.

Additionally, on June 22 there was a record-high Shitcoin sale! That's right, an ETH-wrapped single Shitcoin sold on OpenSea for 0.035 ETH!



That gives Shitcoin a fully-diluted market cap of about $2.97 billion at today's ETH price, putting it just between Chainlink and Stellar in the CMC rankings! Our analysts feel this is a pretty accurate valuation for Shitcoin. Luckily for you, the buyer, a massive arbitrage opportunity currently exists which has yet to be fully exploited.

"What is this opportunity you speak of", you ask?

You can currently get 100 Shitcoins for only 3 DOGE via our Official Shitcoin Dispenser!

I know it sounds crazy but the truth is we have been overcome with a case of SHITCOIN MADNESS and we want you to take advantage of our lapse in sanity!!

Sending 3 DOGE (or multiples thereof) to the address listed in the dispenser will automatically trigger the sale of 100 Shitcoins and delivery to the sending DOGE address. All you need is a Dogewallet or any Dogecoin wallet for which you possess the private keys.

It's that simple folks! So what are you waiting for?? Unlock your true shitcoiner potential and buy Shitcoin TODAY!!!

Wow.. Simple as that.
It's a wonderful experience to be among the signature participant of this magnificent project.
Thanks for rekindling this project back. It's a good 8years of Shitcoin coming to the limelight.
Am looking forward to its 8-year Anniversary coming up this month.
Shitcoin to the moon

[FP91G]

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[nutildah]

So, the Shitcoin bounty was a complete flop, and I had more questions from bounty hunters about how to sell their earnings than we sold total shitcoins. But you know what? It's not an easy sale, trying to sell shitcoins under current market conditions.

And hell no, we're not giving up, because a good shitcoin never gives up! As a matter of fact, we've re-opened our Signature Campaign where you can earn up to 4,000 SHITCOINs a week! So feel free to join us if you think you have what it takes.

Hey, this could be the highest-paying signature campaign ever, if 1 SHITCOIN = $1, as technically it has reached way more:

[john1010]

So, the Shitcoin bounty was a complete flop, and I had more questions from bounty hunters about how to sell their earnings than we sold total shitcoins. But you know what? It's not an easy sale, trying to sell shitcoins under current market conditions.

And hell no, we're not giving up, because a good shitcoin never gives up! As a matter of fact, we've re-opened our Signature Campaign where you can earn up to 4,000 SHITCOINs a week! So feel free to join us if you think you have what it takes.

Hey, this could be the highest-paying signature campaign ever, if 1 SHITCOIN = $1, as technically it has reached way more:

I like your perspective about this SHIT, there's a lot of shitcoin out there and they tried to copy the bullshit behind this coin, but they failed, they should know that there is only one SHITCOIN in the market since 2014 and this is Shitcoin 3.0

Respect for this project!!

[nutildah]

there's a lot of shitcoin out there and they tried to copy the bullshit behind this coin, but they failed

That's because its secret, patented bullshit. An original blend of 11 herbs and spices, the recipe lives only in my head.

they should know that there is only one SHITCOIN in the market since 2014 and this is Shitcoin 3.0

There can be only one.

[realdantreccia]

Look at me still checking in on Shitcoin like a good little loyalist.

[john1010]

That's because its secret, patented bullshit. An original blend of 11 herbs and spices, the recipe lives only in my head.

That's why this coin is full of SHIT hahaha! I'd like to learn and know that secret recipe in your head because my curiosity about this coin is so high and I'd like to discover it because it was established in 2014 and since today, this shit circulate on the market and there's a lot of shit minded people holding this coin for long, I want to hold this shit also for a long term.

[nutildah]

LOL. Well you're not wrong.

Unfortunately you'll never be able to recreate the magic of Shitcoin 3.0 without a time machine. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

Think I'll finally get around to making an ANN for Dogermint tokens in general.

[exoncenter]

Good name for shitcoin) It is waste of Dogecoin))

[nutildah]

Thanks for the drive-by shitpost, hope your scam works out for you.




Its been about 11 months since the SHITCOIN dispenser opened, and we've had 138 individual sales in that time; unfortunately sales fell off a cliff with the onset of the bear market. All other Dogermint tokens have been affected as well.

Speaking of Dogermint tokens, I finally opened a thread for it here, if anyone is interested in learning more about what we do:

🐕 🥳 Ð O G E R M I N T 🐕 🥳 - vintage tokens with new artwork ("NFTs")

Prices of all NFTs across the board have been slashed hard by the bear, and a lot of them won't recover. But I think ours have a good shot of being among the ones that do based on the principles of the Historical NFT investment thesis. The thesis basically says that tokens that were created in the period before NFTs really exploded will be more sought-after in the future as they are more scarce, making them more desirable to collectors.

There's no doubt in my mind that the scene will once again pick up when the rest of the market picks up; when that will happen though is anybody's guess.

[Blowon]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

[nutildah]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

We don't need to do jack...

BTW WTF are you talking about? We're not even listed on any exchanges, LOL.


Shitcoin Haiku

Shitcoin is the best
Cuz it knows its a shitcoin
Perfect, balanced zen

[Blowon]

Why doesn't the bid match the buy order and sell order?
This comparison is very different, this is the reason why people are not too interested in storing shitcoin, the volume looks very low, you need to increase your trading volume.

We don't need to do jack...

BTW WTF are you talking about? We're not even listed on any exchanges, LOL.


Shitcoin Haiku

Shitcoin is the best
Cuz it knows its a shitcoin
Perfect, balanced zen

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

[nutildah]

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

Yes you can place orders to buy and sell it in the Dogewallet Exchange, for DOGE, XDP or any other Dogeparty token. That part is true. Feel free to increase trading volume if you'd like.

[radjie]

you mean shitcoin is not traded anywhere?
then what is a place bid on dogeparty?
between buy and cell I accidentally found it there I thought it was a swap with a doge pair maybe you can tell me

Yes you can place orders to buy and sell it in the Dogewallet Exchange, for DOGE, XDP or any other Dogeparty token. That part is true. Feel free to increase trading volume if you'd like.

I really support the latest innovations from Dogecoin, because the birth of Dogecoin coincided with my arrival to enter this industry.  maybe there is a little input that I can give, it would be better if Dogeparty's free web wallet provided a feature to be able to convert shitcoin into doge in order to increase the trading volume in it, because not everyone can access Dogewallet Exchange due to its own limitations, and it would be much better  can provide Exchange Dogewallet mobile versions of android and iOS

[john1010]

Matt Wallace dare his follower that if the Doge doesn't hit 1usdt by the end of this year, he will delete his youtube channel, Oh well this will show that doge has a good future and of course SHitcoin will definitely ride the tide of Doge.

[nutildah]

Matt Wallace dare his follower that if the Doge doesn't hit 1usdt by the end of this year, he will delete his youtube channel, Oh well this will show that doge has a good future and of course SHitcoin will definitely ride the tide of Doge.

He definitely won't do that, he's a shameless liar...

But I agree, a rising DOGE can only be good for SHITCOIN. Back when times were good we used to sell thousands of these things.



Now, not so much.



Only after thousands or even millions of people have FOMO'd into DOGE will Dogeparty really start to take off again. By that point DOGE could be 50 cents and people won't mind paying $1.50 for the same amount of SHITCOINS that $0.30 could get them right now. Funny how that works, but it is how it works...

[nutildah]

Alright after a brief stint in signature campaigns I'm back at the helm of SHITCOIN. Need to be my own boss, and the business is selling shitcoins. Business is slow.

How do we change that? Need to figure out how to create new value for Shitcoin Holders.



Let's spitball a list of celebrities to approach, give them a fat bag of Shitcoins in exchange for advertisements:

 - Tom Brady
 - Larry David
 - Matt Damon
 - Paris Hilton
 - Jimmy Kimmel

umm who else

 - Tommy Chong
 - William Shatner
 - Snoop Dogg (ooh I like that one)

Alright that's the key. Hand over 1 million Shitcoins to Snoop Dogg and have him write a couple of fire tweets about it, maybe even a couple of verses. Then a Shitcoin strain of weed, maybe even a Shitcoin wine. Voila! Branding! Then a Shitcoin metaverse. It's all coming together.

[nutildah]

Hey, if you're gonna buy a real shitcoin, you should buy one that:

1) knows its a shitcoin,
2) has historical provenance, and
3) is super duper cheap.

This section is filled to the brim with shitcoins... You're gonna tell me you're seriously interested in them and not the Shitcoin? The original second third Shitcoin ever?

Here's how you do it:

1) Simply download & install the Dogewallet.
2) Send yourself a handful of Dogecoin (anywhere between 4 and infinity will work).
3) Send DOGE to the SHITCOIN dispenser address:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/b3ff46c2c233607c2cfd9d098a52111f8dc8515e0a77ddaa3ce4ee2c315da625

And voila, 100 SHITCOINs will be transferred to your Dogewallet address for every 3 DOGE sent! It's that easy folks. No intermediary required.

Let me know if you do and I'll load you up with some free goodies.

Experience the power of Shitcoin today!

[sirazimuth]

Ha! You sneaky fuck. I'd rather have 3 Dogecoin than 100 Shitcoin thank you.  

[nutildah]

Ha! You sneaky fuck. I'd rather have 3 Dogecoin than 100 Shitcoin thank you.  

Ah but what about 10,000 Shitcoin for 300 DOGE? What about now huh? See what I'm saying??

Shitcoin 3.0 is the Holiest of Shitcoins. It harkens back to a simpler era, when men were men, dogs were dogs, and cats were cats.

Legend has it there is a lost book of the Old Testament which depicts Moses listening to the divine oration of a Grand Shitcoin, perched upon a great mountaintop. The Grand Shitcoin warned Moses about the folly of man, how man would underestimate the true power of Shitcoin. Then it told him how to get out of the desert. The exact quote as legend has it was, "Take thine left at Albuquerque."

[Bit_Happy]

Ha! You sneaky fuck. I'd rather have 3 Dogecoin than 100 Shitcoin thank you.  

Ah but what about 10,000 Shitcoin for 300 DOGE? What about now huh? See what I'm saying??

Shitcoin 3.0 is the Holiest of Shitcoins. It harkens back to a simpler era, when men were men, dogs were dogs, and cats were cats.

Legend has it there is a lost book of the Old Testament which depicts Moses listening to the divine oration of a Grand Shitcoin, perched upon a great mountaintop. The Grand Shitcoin warned Moses about the folly of man, how man would underestimate the true power of Shitcoin. Then it told him how to get out of the desert. The exact quote as legend has it was, "Take thine left at Albuquerque."

I liked your entertaining display nutildah, looks like you are a creative person, have a great day.

[nutildah]

I liked your entertaining display nutildah, looks like you are a creative person, have a great day.

Thank you. I strive to be both entertaining and creative. Its worth pointing out that somebody bought 12,640 SHITCOINs for 370 DOGE today.



It was the first SHITCOIN dispense in 17 days, and the biggest dispense in 8 months! They likely belonged to a bounty hunter that was part of my famous Shitcoin Bounty. I should try to look up their name on the spreadsheet and let them know about their newfound wealth.

[nutildah]

With all the shittokens on all the various chains now pumping more than ever, there's been renewed interest in SHITCOIN.


Amazing Shitcoin Stats

Current Marketcap:	$189,327.27	2,103,636.3426 DOGE
Last DOGE Price:	$0.00272727	0.03030303 DOGE
Current DOGE Floor:	$0.002475	0.0275 DOGE
Last Dispense:	27,720	for 840 DOGE
Total # of holders:	460

Fuck I hate tables.


Once we have over 1000 holders we will begin to appear like a much more serious shitcoin.

In other exciting news, we've added 5000 SHITCOINs to the Dogermint Starter Pack:



For 1000 DOGE you get:

– 1 HAPPYDOGE
– 2 SUPERSHIBE
– 10 HAPPYSHIBE
– 10 DODGERDOGE
– 10 WEBCOIN
– 100 COUNTERDOGE

plus now for a limited time only,

– 5000 SHITCOIN

How does it work? Use your Dogewallet to send 1000 DOGE to the following address:

DEL7D818jot5U8a1VGCudCEoDAnoxnb8x3

and all the above-mentioned assets will be automatically sent to you. It's easy as cake. Not even Ethereum has something so trustless, so simple.

Stop fooling around with second-tier shittokens and start investing in the best, today!!!!

[nutildah]

Was doing some shit research and came across this prophetic statement by myself:

"There's a war on shitcoins, and people on shitcoins are winning." - Nutildah

Almost 10 years later, this is still true now more than ever  

Interesting Shitcoin Factoids

 - SHITCOIN (Shitcoin 3.0) was the 1st token to be released upon a cryptocurrency platform with the name "Shitcoin." The second followed on Counterparty, just two months later (it was never distributed).

 - The very first Shit Coin with its own blockchain was launched by Vlad2Vlad in Oct 2013. It had a max supply of 100 trillion, was active up until 2018, and appears to have never been traded on any exchanges.

- What I initially thought was the 2nd Shitcoin wasn't actually a coin at all. It was just a joke ANN with no product.

This means that SHITCOIN (this one this thread is about) is actually the oldest crypto-based Shitcoin to ever be traded on a market, ever!

Of course there was the Dogeparty downtime between 2016-2022, but we are indeed the oldest shit token still being traded today. That's some shitty food for thought.

[nutildah]

Shitcoin sales are once again FLYING. Its like old times.

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/dispenses



This is in part due to tentative plans to launch a Shitcoin DAO. The idea is that big holders of SHITCOIN will be able to meet in a special token-gated Discord server where the future of our beloved shit token will be discussed & voted upon. I am currently talking with BitcoinJake, creator of the DogeKord bot, about getting the bot up & running so we can get the ShitcoinDAO party started.

Also, a bunch of bounty hunters had their supplies sold. Hope they still have access to their Dogewallet.

[john1010]

Shitcoin sales are once again FLYING. Its like old times.

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/dispenses



This is in part due to tentative plans to launch a Shitcoin DAO. The idea is that big holders of SHITCOIN will be able to meet in a special token-gated Discord server where the future of our beloved shit token will be discussed & voted upon. I am currently talking with BitcoinJake, creator of the DogeKord bot, about getting the bot up & running so we can get the ShitcoinDAO party started.

Also, a bunch of bounty hunters had their supplies sold. Hope they still have access to their Dogewallet.

As for your post, I think it is very informative and engaging. You have provided a clear and concise explanation of what Shitcoin DAO is and why it is important for SHITCOIN. You have also expressed your enthusiasm and optimism for the project, which could inspire other SHITCOIN holders to join the Shitcoin DAO server and participate in the discussions and votes. You have also mentioned the DogeKord bot and its creator, BitcoinJake, which shows your appreciation and recognition for their work. I like how you have used a catchy and catchy title, “Shitcoin sales are once again FLYING. Its like old times.”, which could grab the attention of potential readers and spark their curiosity.

[nutildah]

^^^
This is 100% AI-generated, but you know what, I'm cool with it, because its completely in line with the Shitcoin Ethos. Its a full embodiment of this Shitcoin's spirit and who am I to complain about the actual content of the post.


So whether anybody likes it or not, shittoken season is nearing full swing, and I'mma pitch the shit out of SHITCOIN because I did the research folks, and guess what? This is the first token named "Shitcoin", and its the 2nd crypto overall named "Shitcoin" (not 3rd as I originally thought -- can you believe the 2nd was just a joke???). I have to pay respects to the original Shitcoin on its own blockchain, by Vlad2Vlad. But unfortunately for shit enthusiasts, its blockchain has been dead since 2018.

So that leaves you with SHITCOIN, the original shit token. Its on a pretty good blockchain, too. It doesn't pause when it gets overloaded, its not owned by a megalomaniac, but it is endorsed by the world's richest man. And I was into Dogecoin way before he was.

What's kind of crazy is way over a million of them have been sold in the last two weeks. Almost all the bounty hunters from last year who put theirs in a dispenser have sold them. You can verify all the data for yourselves, just click on the Dispensers and Dispenses tab to check out the lowest prices & recent action:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/asset/SHITCOIN

Here's the latest Official Shitcoin News for anybody interested:



I have about 3.78 million left to sell in my official dispenser, which has been open for over 2 years now. After its sold out, it's warp speed to the fuckin' moon!!!

Expect further details from new CEO Turd Ferguson shortly.

[Stop007.org]

Hi, and excuse me.

Just to make a point here.

Money, Markle Tree, Preoccupations and Life of Peoples are not playground.


Thanks. Acigo.

[nutildah]

Hi, and excuse me.

Just to make a point here.

Money, Markle Tree, Preoccupations and Life of Peoples are not playground.


Thanks. Acigo.

I don't know how to respond to this so I asked ChatGPT, and this was the result:

If you're responding to the message in the "[ANN] Shitcoin 3.0 Thread" on the Bitcointalk forum, you might consider a respectful and concise reply:

"Hello Acigo,

I appreciate your perspective on the seriousness of topics like money, Merkle trees, preoccupations, and people's lives. If you have specific concerns or questions related to Shitcoin 3.0, feel free to share them, and let's discuss in a constructive manner.

Thank you."

Remember to keep the tone respectful and open to further discussion.

I am therefore respectfully open to further discussion.

[nutildah]

Hah. Fuckin' SHITCOIN is taking off again. Some day all the haters will look back and cry at how hard they underestimated the significance of the world's first shit token, too deeply depressed/embarrassed to admit they were wrong. But you know what, that's OK, I already forgive you, because that's the kind of guy I am.

I need to figure out how to explain Dogeparty in terms of Doginals, because there's a new generation of crypto people that really only know Ordinals and Doginals.

"SHITCOIN on Dogeparty is like, what if you made Dogecoin transactions with a bunch of gibberish data in them that corresponded to token actions, such as deploy, issue, mint, transfer, etc. You don't even need to move around the actual Doginal. So you never need to worry about accidentally losing them when you transfer DOGE out of your wallet.

In addition to that, you can do all sorts of other things, like have a decentralized exchange, issue dividends to holders, and even sell your tokens for DOGE in a trustless fashion. Dogeparty is clearly superior to Doginals, and more secure as well."

No reason not to own a stash of SHITCOIN if you consider yourself a shit token enthusiast, basically.

[BOT-TI]

Hah. Fuckin' SHITCOIN is taking off again. Some day all the haters will look back and cry at how hard they underestimated the significance of the world's first shit token, too deeply depressed/embarrassed to admit they were wrong. But you know what, that's OK, I already forgive you, because that's the kind of guy I am.

I need to figure out how to explain Dogeparty in terms of Doginals, because there's a new generation of crypto people that really only know Ordinals and Doginals.

"SHITCOIN on Dogeparty is like, what if you made Dogecoin transactions with a bunch of gibberish data in them that corresponded to token actions, such as deploy, issue, mint, transfer, etc. You don't even need to move around the actual Doginal. So you never need to worry about accidentally losing them when you transfer DOGE out of your wallet.

In addition to that, you can do all sorts of other things, like have a decentralized exchange, issue dividends to holders, and even sell your tokens for DOGE in a trustless fashion. Dogeparty is clearly superior to Doginals, and more secure as well."

No reason not to own a stash of SHITCOIN if you consider yourself a shit token enthusiast, basically.

Where I can buy this shitcoin? I am not going to buy it from you, list it to some shit exchange and I can swap shitcoins to og shitcoin

[nutildah]

Where I can buy this shitcoin? I am not going to buy it from you, list it to some shit exchange and I can swap shitcoins to og shitcoin

That's not a bad idea but I don't even know where to begin. I don't want to have to pay an exchange real money to list SHITCOIN. I would gladly pay them in Shitcoins, though. Any suggestions?

[icopress]

Yesterday, falling asleep in the arms of my pillow, I was thinking about a plan to make a successful meme token from this shit coin, and I came to the conclusion that this is more than possible. 

[nutildah]

Yesterday, falling asleep in the arms of my pillow, I was thinking about a plan to make a successful meme token from this shit coin, and I came to the conclusion that this is more than possible. 

Your pillow has arms?

You sound like a prime candidate to join ShitcoinDAO. Perhaps even leadership material. I am actually (really) in the process of putting together such a thing. I still have to learn how to really use Discord before it can launch tho. Here's a photo of Shitcoin CEO Turd Ferguson crafting the DAO as we speak:



Here's the origin story of Turd Ferguson:

[icopress]

You sound like a prime candidate to join ShitcoinDAO. Perhaps even leadership material. I am actually (really) in the process of putting together such a thing. I still have to learn how to really use Discord before it can launch tho. Here's a photo of Shitcoin CEO Turd Ferguson crafting the DAO as we speak:

Like you, I love all things shit, so I think I'd be a great candidate for this position.

I'll get back to you in a few weeks (I need some time to finish some things up so I can devote enough time to scaling this shitty project). 

[WhyFhy]

Here's some Ai generated shitcoins being mined on the newest asic.
I tried to capture the essence of the project. I hope its shitty enough.

[nutildah]

Here's some Ai generated shitcoins being mined on the newest asic.
I tried to capture the essence of the project. I hope its shitty enough.

Wow, that is... fairly disturbing. The dog's b-hole seems to be in his left butt cheek, as opposed to the usual center location just beneath the tail. Unless if that's just some gnarly mole with big hairs sticking out of it as opposed to lines representing the flow of stinky air. Regardless, thank you for your attempt.

A buddy of mine did come up with a couple of pretty cool, sophisticated Shitcoin logos for Web4; this one being my favorite:



I think the corn chunks really sell it.

[WhyFhy]

I'm not gonna lie, prompting this was cringe,one more prompt telling it to "center the butthole"  was just doing to much.
Just in case AGI happens , I apologized for this "atrocious prompt"

I got a lot of funny ones out of it, but most depicted BTC itself. Defamation by defecation on Bitcoin was a no go for me.

[nutildah]

I'm not gonna lie, prompting this was cringe,one more prompt telling it to "center the butthole"  was just doing to much.

This was definitely Legendary caliber post material, so I sent you what I thought was enough merits to rank up, but unfortunately it appears you still got 490 to go. Oh well.

[nutildah]

Straight from the shitcoin-powered meme oven:

https://twitter.com/Shitcoin30/status/1759907740552716456


Its SHITCOIN, the Original Shit Token. Since 2014.

Follow us on Twitter.

[nutildah]

Have been collaborating with the very talented Ooakosimo to build infrastructure for the upcoming ShitcoinDAO. Last night we even put on an outdoor visuals show which was very cool (click the link to see the video, and there's another one above it as well).

We are finding ways to explore the intersection between Trash Art and SHITCOIN -- feels like there is a lot of potential there.

[DavCker]

This Will be a secured trust coin in the future I saw it.

Nice ShitCoin - DNCht5fowbSpCY1R3AujU7DBbhAC3ddsFB

 

[nutildah]

I always enjoy little moments like this where I see posts I merited get tweeted by big accounts.



Its kind of like free advertising for my "brand", which is Shitcoin. That's my brand. I'm taking it with me to the grave. The other Dogermint stuff and my Counterparty BitBowl series is also cool and everyone should buy all my stuff right away, but for some reason I know I'm going to be best remembered for SHITCOIN, LOL. Someone put it on my tombstone pls: "Here lies the man that made the first shit token. RIP."

This Will be a secured trust coin in the future I saw it.

Nice ShitCoin - DNCht5fowbSpCY1R3AujU7DBbhAC3ddsFB

 

And I don't know who you are but I sent you 300 SHITCOIN anyway to begin your Shitcoin Adventure. Enjoy, and don't spend them all in one place:

https://dogeparty.xchain.io/tx/ceb30eb9e107c384a3f9bda26a3b9eaa3db95bc3911e59c2a89b6f8879bac95c

[nutildah]

Just an upcoming sample of what the personnel structure for the ShitcoinDAO might look like, in theory (not completely set in stone yet):

ShitcoinDAO Roles

1.   President & Founder: Nutildah – oversees day-to-day DAO operations & treasury, tiebreaker for proposal enaction



2.   CEO: Turd Ferguson – the public face of the DAO



3.   Council of Directors: 4 elected members tasked with selecting & enacting proposals



4.   Sargent at Arms: maintainer, moderator, keeps out the riff-raff & provides security for CEO


5.   Dev: BitcoinJake – our trusted dev who will help get the DogeKord bot up & running at some point



6.   DAO members: submit & vote on proposals



7.   Trailer Park Supervisor: Jim Lahey





*No, we do not have LinkedIns.

[nutildah]

The ShitcoinDAO Official Charter:


- The ShitcoinDAO, an autonomous collective, aims to increase the value of SHITCOIN for its holders while promoting general growth of the SHITCOIN ecosystem. The DAO will draw upon inspiration from its members to achieve this objective via enacting member-generated proposals. Such proposals may relate to governance, Discord changes, resource allocation (treasury budget of 1M SHITCOIN), distribution efforts via airdrops or incentive programs, and community engagement.

- Only those verified as holding 100,000 or more SHITCOIN in a single address may participate in the DAO. If the amount of SHITCOIN in a DAO member’s corresponding address falls below 100k, they may be expelled from the DAO. The only other way to be expelled from the DAO is if for some reason you’re a massive dick (act of expulsion to be voted upon by the Council, of course).

- Those who are elected to Council of Director or Sargent at Arms positions will receive monthly compensation in the form of SHITCOIN (20k SHITCOIN per month).

- All DAO-related proceedings will be held within the invite-only ShitcoinDAO channel of the Dogermint Discord group (by invite only).

- All DAO members will have the chance to earn SHITCOIN by participating in various bounties, contests & opportunities. Members will also be invited to participate in giveaways of not just Dogermint tokens but a whole wealth of historical & new Dogeparty goodness.

- As one of the world’s oldest shit tokens (and the first one named "SHITCOIN"), we strive to bring awareness to the blockchain historicals movement, to help the modern crypto crowd understand and appreciate vintage assets / Historical NFTs, and to put SHITCOIN in its rightful place as the most recognized / well-esteemed shit token the universe has ever seen.


Obligations of the Founder:

- To stay alive & keep the Dogermint Discord & ShitcoinDAO running 24/7, until I’m dead or I’m the only one left.

- To pledge not to personally open any more SHITCOIN dispensers after our first & main dispenser sells out (the idea is to let the value of SHITCOIN appreciate naturally after this point).

- To enact & uphold without prejudice any changes to the rules, DAO structure, rewards, etc. as voted upon by the Council of Directors.

- To maintain a treasury budget (in the form of SHITCOIN) to pay Directors & Sargeant at Arms for a period of at least 1 year.

- To create a fair, fun, & balanced environment where all members are encouraged to participate, voice their concerns & engage in constructive dialogue with all other members of the DAO.


ShitcoinDAO Ethos & Member Conduct:

- First and most importantly, thou shalt not be a dick. There’s no reason for it. We’re all here to have a good time and hopefully watch the price of SHITCOIN fly through Uranus. Remember that it’s called SHITCOIN. Yes, we want to take it seriously like we want to take Dogecoin seriously, but the truth is DOGE was invented as a joke and SHITCOIN was invented as a joke on a joke. So, just bear in mind this caveat before getting too angsty, and remember this is a long-term game we’re playing.

- Outside of rule #1, when talking about SHITCOIN, you can basically do no wrong! Do anything you want when interacting in Discord, please add your creative media files or music to Discord, help get the word out about SHITCOIN any way you want… However you want to contribute, its up to you. ANYTHING! (OK, almost anything… no nudity, politics or religions pls). You can say all kinds of weird stuff and most rational people will assume, “well, that’s SHITCOIN for ya.”

- What else… Just be cool. Kind of ties in with the whole “don’t be a dick” rule, but I’ll tell ya, after running the Dogermint Telegram group for 2+ years, I really appreciate the random moments of humor, the compliments, the sharing of cards/tokens, and the general team spirit that we are all in this together. We are all aspiring toward the same goals here, so let’s work together. If you forgot, the two goals are: get SHITCOIN off the floor price for good + have fun.

To wrap it up:

1. Don’t be a dick. Its fine if you say crazy ass shit about SHITCOIN on Twitter or elsewhere, but just be nice to fellow DAO members. They all deserve it, and we all have the same goals here.
2. Feel free to share your ideas! Big or small, we welcome them and want to hear them. Anything that you think will help us get this off the ground.
3. Thanks for being here! If you are reading this, just know that I think you’re awesome, I thank you for being part of the Dogermint / Shitcoin family, and now let’s take this bitch to the moon.

[nutildah]

Exciting ShitcoinDAO News!

The DAO has now launched. We have 10 verified members thus far out of 38 invitations sent to qualifying holders. Ideally I'd like to have 20 members before we begin the voting part, but we may just have to settle for 15. That is still more than half of the qualifying holders, so therefore that must mean something positive in DAO terms.

Follow the latest shitty news & updates as they occur in real time on our official Twitter Page.

"It's gonna take more work for this to happen, which sucks, because I hate working," remarked Shitcoin CEO Turd Ferguson. "It's a community fuckin' thing, but how can it be a community when you only have 10 fuckin' members," he questioned, before coming to his own conclusion: "That's not a community, its two less than a jury."

Shitcoin CEO Turd Ferguson

Ferguson went on to explain that he hopes more of the invitees, who recently received a special subasset with instructions on how to join the DAO viewable in the holder's Dogewallet, will soon come to their senses and help realize the full memetic power of the world's first ShitcoinDAO.

[nutildah]

In the last 3 days, 294,000 SHITCOINs have been sold... when this dispenser finally runs out, sky's the limit for the world's oldest shit token (named SHITCOIN).



Why on earth would people buy this you may be asking yourself. Well the answer is simply really:

• Shit tokens are all the rage (for better or worse, like it or not)
• There is an emerging class of collectors of old blockchain assets
• SHITCOIN is the first meme token, on the first memecoin
• Its still at a relatively low market cap compared to some really shitty shit tokens launched even last week
• If Dogecoin really takes off (i.e., gets integrated with X ala Elon's hinted plans), people will want to own this early part of Dogecoin's history.
  
  

.

Its gonna happen; an inevitability, one might even say. There's no stopping this shitty train.

[nutildah]

I may have bumped this thread too. I'm sorry about that. Well, not too sorry. The amount of shit on this board requires a turd like this to be floating on top.

I still have some SHITCOINs with your name on it... They are yours any time you agree to do an advertisement for it.

[nutildah]

A few more amazing SHITCOIN dispenses over the last few days:



Only ~1.77M SHITCOINs remain in our original dispenser.

One dude managed to buy up an entire 1.1% of the supply. Seeing as how about half the supply is out of circulation, its closer to 2.2%.

ShitcoinDAO is coming along. We are now up to 13 verified members. Follow us on Twitter (not X, no one calls it "X") for all the latest shitty news.