You know, this is the problem with some food. You should have an ultimate Big Mac™ to cleanse your system along with some refreshing Pepsi® and golden french fries.
Fuck McDonald's. A person like OP has a special ass. OP, your ass
deserves to shit out the processed remnants of three burritos loaded with extra beans and meat and all that. And once in a while you put enough fire sauce on it to make your ass burn when you shit it out. And it's not a bad burn either, it's that satisfactory spice. OP, if you're your ass's best friend, head on down to Taco Bell today.