In a few minutes I get see what lamb chops look like after I...

[Gleb Gamow]

...take a shit. Had 'em grilled for dinner with yams, onions and mushrooms for the sides. My asshole's talking to me now. It's saying, "Get a fresh cup of coffee, for you're goin' be there awhile." Sometimes, I think my asshole is my closest friend.

Note to self: Don't forget to lock this thread before anybody replies, for them fuckers can be cruel sometimes.

[McDonald`s]

You know, this is the problem with some food. You should have an ultimate Big Mac™ to cleanse your system along with some refreshing Pepsi® and golden french fries.

[Taco Bell]

You know, this is the problem with some food. You should have an ultimate Big Mac™ to cleanse your system along with some refreshing Pepsi® and golden french fries.

Fuck McDonald's. A person like OP has a special ass. OP, your ass deserves to shit out the processed remnants of three burritos loaded with extra beans and meat and all that. And once in a while you put enough fire sauce on it to make your ass burn when you shit it out. And it's not a bad burn either, it's that satisfactory spice. OP, if you're your ass's best friend, head on down to Taco Bell today.

[Lethn]

You know if you weren't such a fatass and ate more fruit and vegetables you wouldn't have these problems right?

[protokol]

You know, this is the problem with some food. You should have an ultimate Big Mac™ to cleanse your system along with some refreshing Pepsi® and golden french fries.

Meals from McDonalds often give me the "Chernobyls" the following day. These consist of a large initial explosion, followed by extended fallout.

[Bitsaurus]

Prune juice, metamucil and a little bit of exercise might help your O-ring there.  Better work on it before you have an accident.  You know what happened to Space Shuttle Challenger when it's O-rings failed to contain.  Poor like hole.

[blumangroup]

Jesus dude, you've got a way with words! lol That's some nasty stuff.

[Gleb Gamow]

Jesus dude, you've got a way with words! lol That's some nasty stuff.

Okay, I just now got off the shitter. What time is it?

[Spoetnik]

Post a picture to www.ratemypoo.com and i will assess the quality and provide a suitable vote.
I will need to know what caption you put on your picture though (so i know which one is yours)

[Gleb Gamow]

Post a picture to www.ratemypoo.com and i will assess the quality and provide a suitable vote.
I will need to know what caption you put on your picture though (so i know which one is yours)

It won't need no stinkin' caption! You'll know which one is mine. My shit will dominate all other piles of shit on that site! (as a bonus, the dude mentioned graced BCT with his presence back in the day)