What can I use Bitcoin miners for other than mining?

[allcoinminer]

I could probably find another use for something running Linux 3.10 openwrt on mips with ethernet and wifi if I had to, you could disconnect the ASICs and run it as a router or file share or repeater

But we are trying to find an alternate purpose of ASICs itself and not the controllers.
Everyone knows the answer, no consistent meaning full purpose other than SHA-D

[chinesebob]

I could probably find another use for something running Linux 3.10 openwrt on mips with ethernet and wifi if I had to, you could disconnect the ASICs and run it as a router or file share or repeater

But we are trying to find an alternate purpose of ASICs itself and not the controllers.
Everyone knows the answer, no consistent meaning full purpose other than SHA-D

Then you should change the question from "What can I use Bitcoin miners for" to "What can I use the ASICs from Bitcoin miners for"