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April 07, 2012, 04:54:35 AM
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You sell shares in your CPU mining farm.

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April 07, 2012, 05:01:21 AM
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...Thead closes due to lack of interest.

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April 07, 2012, 05:04:35 AM
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You can't take a joke. Sad

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April 07, 2012, 05:08:32 AM
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you start flaming potential lenders even before they have responded to an outrageous request for coins
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April 07, 2012, 05:15:39 AM
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you have fewer posts than you have excuses why PayPal is the only method of payment you can use.

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April 07, 2012, 06:34:47 AM
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you give away a 500 Amazon gift card to a randomly drawn person.

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April 07, 2012, 07:01:34 AM
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April 09, 2012, 02:38:43 AM
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lol

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April 09, 2012, 04:06:55 AM
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...you go around vehemently saying how much you hate scammers.
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April 09, 2012, 04:12:32 AM
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...you claim persecution after a polite request for more information.

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April 09, 2012, 04:57:24 AM
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...you say: I'm honest. Trust me.

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April 09, 2012, 05:16:37 AM
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...you create a throwaway account and come on the forum saying, "Help! My wallet's contents were stolen and there's absolutely no way to find the thief. Tell me how it might have happened. And how he's obfuscating his trail. Step by step. In detail."

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April 09, 2012, 05:18:55 AM
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You are already a scammer...

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April 09, 2012, 06:28:15 AM
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...you create a throwaway account and come on the forum saying, "Help! My wallet's contents were stolen and there's absolutely no way to find the thief. Tell me how it might have happened. And how he's obfuscating his trail. Step by step. In detail."

lol.

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April 09, 2012, 06:41:56 AM
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You have more sock puppets than total posts.

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April 09, 2012, 02:32:01 PM
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Your first post in "Newbies" consist of a request to the admins that you need to get out of "newbie jail' ASAP, for you have a product/service that will bring Bitcoin to the mainstream. Once released, either by serving your time or blowing somebody, you head immediately to the current hottest thread to spew vile comments, the intended goal all along, never again mentioning the panacea for Bitcoin outlined in your first post of which, for some unknown reason, Gremlins hacked into this forum and performed only one malicious act--deleting said post.

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April 09, 2012, 03:11:43 PM
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Your first post in "Newbies" consist of a request to the admins that you need to get out of "newbie jail' ASAP, for you have a product/service that will bring Bitcoin to the mainstream. Once released, either by serving your time or blowing somebody, you head immediately to the current hottest thread to spew vile comments, the intended goal all along, never again mentioning the panacea for Bitcoin outlined in your first post of which, for some unknown reason, Gremlins hacked into this forum and performed only one malicious act--deleting said post.

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I find this hilarious Gage lol Cheesy

I'll try one. If you jump straight into the loans section asking for a loan after getting out of newbie status (or jail maybe?) to get your fix Cheesy

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April 09, 2012, 04:41:19 PM
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You might be a scammer if you start off by making a hundred nonsense posts, mostly in Of topic, to become a Full Member. Then, after some idle time, you starts hanging around in the Lending ...

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April 09, 2012, 04:43:55 PM
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...you say I am trolling you.

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...you say I am trolling you.

what about if you are trolling them?

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