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September 09, 2014, 01:13:24 PM
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Truly useless topic. Still good luck with your service...
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September 09, 2014, 09:46:06 PM
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Joke of the day!


Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS
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September 10, 2014, 04:11:58 AM
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September 10, 2014, 04:45:33 AM
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Joke of the day!


Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS

Does he live in a hotel haha?  Grin
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September 10, 2014, 05:39:23 AM
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C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.
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September 10, 2014, 05:47:44 AM
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C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1?  Grin
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September 10, 2014, 06:22:51 AM
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C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1?  Grin

please read carefully what i have posted
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September 10, 2014, 08:25:58 AM
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Interesting idea you have here hope you make piles of bitcoin.
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September 10, 2014, 08:35:56 AM
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Thank you  Cheesy

here we go:

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!


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September 10, 2014, 08:38:52 AM
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Funny video (own subject): 0.004BTC



Regards,
Hello,
What about this funny video with own subject? Cheesy
Are you going to shoot it yourself telling a joke on the web cam? Or you are going to share some random youtube video? Never saw such service before i like it Smiley
Good luck! Someone can hire you full time as a clown
BR
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September 10, 2014, 09:41:55 AM
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Funny video (own subject): 0.004BTC



Regards,
Hello,
What about this funny video with own subject? Cheesy
Are you going to shoot it yourself telling a joke on the web cam? Or you are going to share some random youtube video? Never saw such service before i like it Smiley
Good luck! Someone can hire you full time as a clown
BR

I will search on the internet for the best video, but I like your idea about making my own videos and I will do that in the future!

But for now I will use a video from the internet.

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September 10, 2014, 09:12:24 PM
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September 10, 2014, 09:28:32 PM
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C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1?  Grin
A lot of 15 year olds who don't know of a better way to get a dollar Tongue
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September 10, 2014, 09:45:04 PM
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Joke of the day!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”
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September 11, 2014, 06:34:01 AM
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I like this service, I will buy a video soon!!

goodluck with your service.
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September 11, 2014, 12:29:12 PM
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I like this service, I will buy a video soon!!

goodluck with your service.

Awesome!
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September 11, 2014, 12:35:48 PM
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I find this thread entertaining  Cheesy

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Cryptography is one of the few things you can truly trust.
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September 11, 2014, 03:41:42 PM
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I find this thread entertaining  Cheesy

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much!  Cheesy


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 
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September 11, 2014, 03:50:44 PM
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I find this thread entertaining  Cheesy

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much!  Cheesy


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

That was a good one Cheesy

Cryptography is one of the few things you can truly trust.
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September 11, 2014, 06:19:18 PM
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I find this thread entertaining  Cheesy

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much!  Cheesy


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

You get this from a book or cracker. This joke is old.
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