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September 07, 2014, 10:21:08 PM
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Hello everyone, I am stydying software engineering at this moment but I need some money to pay the study. That's why I am selling some funny jokes for a small donation. You can choose between a funny joke or a funny video and you can also choose your own subject. 1 FREE DAILY JOKE!Pricelist:Funny joke (random subject): 0.002 BTCFunny video (random subject): 0.003 BTCFunny joke (own subject): 0.0035 BTCFunny video (own subject): 0.004 BTCYou can pay to: 1HwJcr9WcRVFoPfhYtVCTVYAMqMpvdtGtgI will post a joke as soon as I see a payment. If you want to choose your own subject please post a message in this topic with the TX and your subject. I hope that you like this new service and help me out a little bit to pay my study  I will upgrade this topic soon with some cool bonus activities. Regards, |
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Possum577
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September 07, 2014, 10:57:28 PM |
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This is funny. Sold any jokes left?
Why would we buy jokes if we don't yet know that they're funny?
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luxel (OP)
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September 07, 2014, 11:49:38 PM |
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This is funny. Sold any jokes left?
Why would we buy jokes if we don't yet know that they're funny?
You should try it out if you want to know if they are funny, someone has to be the first one. It's only 1-2$ so I thought it would be a funny way to earn a little bit of money. |
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Superhitech
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September 08, 2014, 12:37:10 AM |
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If you are studying for software engineering I suggest you offer services related to software like maybe developing etc. There are people on the forums willing to pay good money for software related services.
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bitgrimster
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September 08, 2014, 12:53:23 AM |
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Hey, google is giving for free, better than 1-2$.  |
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jaberwock
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September 08, 2014, 01:24:37 AM |
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May you use escrow?
(escrow will be released only if the escrower confirms the joke is fun)
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vitalemontea
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September 08, 2014, 01:37:36 AM |
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Any free samples?
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luxel (OP)
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September 08, 2014, 07:45:39 AM |
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May you use escrow?
(escrow will be released only if the escrower confirms the joke is fun)
yes, I will use an escrow if someone wants that. Any free samples?
I said in the first post "I will upgrade this topic soon with some cool bonus activities" I will also give some free samples soon! |
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September 08, 2014, 08:17:24 AM |
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Ok... Troll at work. What is the difference between BTC and fiat money? Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it.  Pay the man at the gate.  |
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TookDk
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One coin to rule them all
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September 08, 2014, 08:23:52 AM |
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Ok... Troll at work. What is the difference between BTC and fiat money? Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it. Pay the man at the gate. lolz, I have trowed a dime in your direction |
Cryptography is one of the few things you can truly trust.
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luxel (OP)
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September 08, 2014, 04:13:00 PM |
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Wendigo
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September 08, 2014, 04:30:21 PM |
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Ok... Troll at work. What is the difference between BTC and fiat money? Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it. Pay the man at the gate. Such a good joke mate |
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September 08, 2014, 05:26:52 PM |
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why dont you do a daily joke thread, then anyone will donate if they had liked ur joke, and hey maybe u get famous
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trolek1
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September 08, 2014, 05:28:18 PM |
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Give some sample You will take this joke from google on make it own? |
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sparkleboy
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September 08, 2014, 05:30:37 PM |
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Give some sample You will take this joke from google on make it own? he did give a sample but he should just post jokes for donations, then im sure he will get them |
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September 08, 2014, 06:04:23 PM |
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Tom asks his friend John: Are we relatives if I make your wife are child?
John: No, but even.
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luxel (OP)
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September 08, 2014, 09:13:43 PM |
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From now on I will post a free daily joke!
here is the first one:
Cop on horse: Hello little girl on bike, did santa get you that?
Little girl: yes!
Cop on horse: Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year! *and fines her $5.*
Little girl: *looks up at the cop and says,* Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?
Cop on horse: He sure did!
Little girl: Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!
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We are the champions of the night
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September 08, 2014, 09:42:43 PM |
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luxel (OP)
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September 08, 2014, 10:07:18 PM |
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Thank you here we go: Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!
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September 09, 2014, 12:59:21 PM |
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