Funny jokes for a small donation!

[luxel]

Hello everyone,

I am stydying software engineering at this moment but I need some money to pay the study.

That's why I am selling some funny jokes for a small donation.

You can choose between a funny joke or a funny video and you can also choose your own subject.

1 FREE DAILY JOKE!

Pricelist:
Funny joke (random subject): 0.002BTC
Funny video (random subject): 0.003BTC
Funny joke (own subject): 0.0035BTC
Funny video (own subject): 0.004BTC

You can pay to: 1HwJcr9WcRVFoPfhYtVCTVYAMqMpvdtGtg


I will post a joke as soon as I see a payment.
If you want to choose your own subject please post a message in this topic with the TX and your subject.


I hope that you like this new service and help me out a little bit to pay my study  


I will upgrade this topic soon with some cool bonus activities.


Regards,

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[Possum577]

This is funny. Sold any jokes left?

Why would we buy jokes if we don't yet know that they're funny?

[luxel]

This is funny. Sold any jokes left?

Why would we buy jokes if we don't yet know that they're funny?

You should try it out if you want to know if they are funny, someone has to be the first one.

It's only 1-2$ so I thought it would be a funny way to earn a little bit of money.

[Superhitech]

If you are studying for software engineering I suggest you offer services related to software like maybe developing etc. There are people on the forums willing to pay good money for software related services.

[bitgrimster]

Hey, google is giving for free, better than 1-2$.

[jaberwock]

May you use escrow?

(escrow will be released only if the escrower confirms the joke is fun)

[vitalemontea]

Any free samples?

[luxel]

May you use escrow?

(escrow will be released only if the escrower confirms the joke is fun)

yes, I will use an escrow if someone wants that.

Any free samples?

I said in the first post "I will upgrade this topic soon with some cool bonus activities"
I will also give some free samples soon!

[Kprawn]

Ok... Troll at work. 

What is the difference between BTC and fiat money?

Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it. 

Pay the man at the gate. 

[TookDk]

Ok... Troll at work.  

What is the difference between BTC and fiat money?

Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it.  

Pay the man at the gate.  

lolz, I have trowed a dime in your direction

[luxel]

bump

[Wendigo]

Ok... Troll at work. 

What is the difference between BTC and fiat money?

Answer - With fiat money, you can wipe your ass, after you have taken a dump. With BTC you are deep in shit, but you loving it. 

Pay the man at the gate. 

Such a good joke mate 

[sparkleboy]

why dont you do a daily joke thread, then anyone will donate if they had liked ur joke, and hey maybe u get famous

[trolek1]

Give some sample You will take this joke from google on make it own?

[sparkleboy]

Give some sample You will take this joke from google on make it own?

he did give a sample but he should just post jokes for donations, then im sure he will get them

[Micky25]

Tom asks his friend John: Are we relatives if I make your wife are child?

John: No, but even.

[luxel]

From now on I will post a free daily joke!

here is the first one:

Cop on horse: Hello little girl on bike, did santa get you that?
Little girl: yes!
Cop on horse: Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year! *and fines her $5.*
Little girl: *looks up at the cop and says,* Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring you that?
Cop on horse: He sure did!
Little girl: Next year tell Santa that the d*ck goes under the horse, not on top of it!

[cooldgamer]

https://blockchain.info/tx/e7ce0e9facc046496e95d602ba79efa89f0245ae51f8b12e2d97d546687ff371

I'll take one

[luxel]

https://blockchain.info/tx/e7ce0e9facc046496e95d602ba79efa89f0245ae51f8b12e2d97d546687ff371

I'll take one

Thank you 

here we go:

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

[luxel]

bump

[LiteCoinUser84]

Truly useless topic. Still good luck with your service...

[luxel]

Joke of the day!


Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS

[luxel]

bump

[Wendigo]

Joke of the day!


Boy : Marry me.. ?
Girl: Do you have a house..?
Boy : No..
Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?
Boy : No..
Girl: How much is your salary.. ?
Boy : No salary.. but,..
Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can i
marry you.??
Leave please.!
Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3
property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why I
still need to buy BMW.?! How can I get the
salary when actually I am the BOSS

Does he live in a hotel haha? 

[waterpile]

C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

[Wendigo]

C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1? 

[waterpile]

C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1? 

please read carefully what i have posted

[Dfrost]

Interesting idea you have here hope you make piles of bitcoin.

[WJromkkshi]

https://blockchain.info/tx/e7ce0e9facc046496e95d602ba79efa89f0245ae51f8b12e2d97d546687ff371

I'll take one

Thank you 

here we go:

Naughty boy draws a p*nis on a black board.
Lady teacher rubs it off.
Next day he draws a bigger one and writes: "REMEMBER THE MORE YOU RUB THE BIGGER IT GETS!

 

[gondel]

Funny video (own subject): 0.004BTC



Regards,

Hello,
What about this funny video with own subject?
Are you going to shoot it yourself telling a joke on the web cam? Or you are going to share some random youtube video? Never saw such service before i like it
Good luck! Someone can hire you full time as a clown
BR

[luxel]

Funny video (own subject): 0.004BTC



Regards,

Hello,
What about this funny video with own subject?
Are you going to shoot it yourself telling a joke on the web cam? Or you are going to share some random youtube video? Never saw such service before i like it
Good luck! Someone can hire you full time as a clown
BR

I will search on the internet for the best video, but I like your idea about making my own videos and I will do that in the future!

But for now I will use a video from the internet.

[luxel]

bump

[Taras]

C'mon guys, This is better than people trying to scam for $1.

Who is trying to scam for $1? 

A lot of 15 year olds who don't know of a better way to get a dollar

[luxel]

Joke of the day!

A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair.

Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the girl smiled.

At dinner, she told her sister, “My monkey has grown hair.”

Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, mine is already eating bananas.”

[btcpyramid2k14]

I like this service, I will buy a video soon!!

goodluck with your service.

[luxel]

I like this service, I will buy a video soon!!

goodluck with your service.

Awesome!

[TookDk]

I find this thread entertaining 

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

[luxel]

I find this thread entertaining 

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much! 


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

[TookDk]

I find this thread entertaining 

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much! 


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

That was a good one

[Frscott]

I find this thread entertaining 

I have send you a small donation (tx id:83ca7dbaedcbdf77df041c5295df4455f992f644366992d092f158fb41d7acca) to keep you motivated to continue developing your concept and posting jokes

Thank you very much! 


A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.” 

You get this from a book or cracker. This joke is old.

[luxel]

Joke of the Day!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" 
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism.  Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.  We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people.  The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class.  And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. 

Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"  So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. 

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.  He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.  So the little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep.  Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room.  Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.  He gives up and goes back to bed.   

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now."  The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."  The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

[TookDk]

 

[e1ghtSpace]

These jokes are funny. Except the last one

[luxel]

I will give a free video tomorrow instead of a joke!

[trolek1]

Get you own joke ! dont take it from internet... Everybody can use google !

[iVory1]

Get you own joke ! dont take it from internet... Everybody can use google !

I don't mind him copying the jokes, as long as they're funny 

[Kprawn]

Question - When does a women have the most hair between her legs?

Answer - When she sits on a horse. 

Ummmm what did you think... hmmmmm......................................................

[expert4knowledge]

Happy to read this thread, it is funny.

[Kprawn]

Guy sits on the river edge, with his dick in the water.

Stranger walks past, and think, this looks very strange. Being curious, he walks over.

Stranger : Good afternoon Sir, might I ask, what you are doing?

Guy with dick in the water : Catchin Dumbkunts!

Stranger : Wow ....How many have you caught?

Guy with dick in the water : You the first one. 


 

[adaseb]

All these jokes you copied out of other websites. I Googled a sentence and each one was posted somewhere before.


I assumed for a donation you would write them on your own from scratch.