You assumed I was referring to the model as being "Nearly New" and calling me an asshole.
I have worked on Macs since there were Mac's.
I have mactracker on my iPhone and Macbook Pro (mid 2014) and know fully well how to look up the model spec's to see its release/discontinue date.
I was referring to "Nearly New" as to when you "Purchased" it. Since that is what qualifies if you can still add the warranty which you can do up to 1 year from date of purchase even on refurb units bought from the Apple Store.
https://selfsolve.apple.com/agreementWarrantyDynamic.doThat will tell you how much time is left on the warranty if you bought it from Apple. And as long as there is time left Applecare can be added.
Ill accept that apology now
1) I
CORRECTLY stated (not assumed) that you were referring to my laptop's age.
2) I don't care that you have worked on Macs "since there were Mac's". If that is true, it is just a claim. I can claim that I worked on Apple's since their were Apple's and predate you! Big deal. *Flashes Apple IIe gang sign* ha
3) If you know full well how to look up the models release/discontinue date, then why are you being an ASSHOLE and asking if it is eligible for extended AppleCare? Shouldn't you be "full well" able to "look up the model spec's to see its release/discon date"? Why are you talking shit to me like some interogation ass when you "full well" knew already? Or are you just lying now to tell me how smart you are after I called you out for missing your information that was previously posted? (Rhetorical question, no answer required, I am proving a point, you already lost, so no answer will be given any thought.)
4) You were referring to my mac's purchase date? No shit. Can you travel back in time? Because I cannot!
Therefore, asshole, it is impossible for this mac to be more than a year old. So your rude asshole question was unjustified, and you got called out for it.
Regardless of when I purchased it, it is impossible for it to be over a year old. Do I need to explain the math AGAIN for you?
5) Nice link, I am realizing a pattern here with you. You ignore information and previous posts.
We already established what model the mac is,
so we know it was even not released over a year ago,
so we can correctly conclude that it is less than a year old mac,
so we can correctly conclude that there is time to add Applecare,
so we do not need your link, because we already have the specs and release date of this model.
6) Why the fuck would I apologize to you? You have wasted my time and I have had to act as your educator.
You have been an asshole.
You don't pay attention to information.
You claim you know about Mac's and specs and how to look up release dates,
yet you continue to display ignorance to the release date, or to a basic understanding of Math.
Then you try to shift the focus to what you claim you mean by "nearly new".
I don't care how you define "nearly new" 6 months or less, or purchase dates, does not matter.
You cannot do math or look up specs, or understand any of this. Why would I care how you define words at this point?
You yourself claimed that Applecare can be added within the first year of an Apple's Purchase.
You also claimed you know and are capable of finding the release date of this model, which I pointed out for you.
You failed to do the math after I did it for you, showing that it is less than a year old.
And you keep failing to understand that means it is eligible for extended AppleCare.
So why are you providing me links like I don't already know or haven't already shown you?
Are you going to ask me how much RAM and HD space it has next?
Now you want to tell me that buying more stuff like the warranty adds to resale value?
Again, I cannot go back in time. How fucking stupid are you? Why are you telling me useless information?
Clearly you are in your own dream world, dividing costs by 3 for no reason.
I don't know who you are, and I don't want to know, or care.
I don't know what world you live in where you can pay for your laptop in 3 payments over 3 years, but I dont want to know because you are a jerk, and you are stupid, and you make shit up.
Please just fuck off.
I will now block you and hope someone else that is intelligent will ask about the laptop, who doesn't require math 101.
