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TheDickTree.comThe boys over at
JD decided it would be a good idea to start a community drawing.
Basically, Whoever wants to their (or someone elses) username featured in this art shall tip and have the name drawn onto the tree of dicks. Size of the dick drawn shall be proportional to the amount tipped and there is no upper nor lower limit to have your or another username featured.
I will be posting the picture below and updating it as people pledge towards having their name carved onto the tree of dicks.
Dick tree branches so far:
AKCoinMiner (The one dick tree to rule them all)
Dreama (Dick tree seed)
Zolace (First branch of dick tree)
manl (The small branch of the dick tree)
May (Droopy dick tree branch)
uvwvj (The smaller branch of the dick tree)
ricky (Smallest dick tree branch possible)
Homo (Possibly black branch of dick tree)
Bazza (The trunk of the dick tree)
Pnut (Annoying branch of the dick tree)
Road2wealth (Massive branch of the dick tree)
Blazedout419 (Look at his dick tree balls!)
AltcoinPros (6 inches of raging blinged out dick branch)
a1choi (The asian branch of the dick tree)
BazzaBot (Robo dick branch)
Battlr (Happy birthday dick branch)
Luckyb.it (The devil's triangle dick branch)
Huntercoin (The dick branch that is a game)
dooglus (Complete with maple syrup dick branch drippings)
Miley Cyrus (Twerkin' on her firewang tire swing)
Bit.do/dicks (Shameless dick branch)
Loidy (A very lucky dick branch)
Moneypot.com (Radical new chart gambling dick branch)
PocketRocketCasino (The dick branch of the degen family)
Ruru (Rolex wearing branch of the dick tree)
Dice.Ninja (The midnight black dice ninja branch) <-- Cunts
andu (High in the sky dick branch)
As the tree of dicks grows taller I shall extend the picture. The goal is to reach space and the moon and planets with a glorious dick tree.
Every few days I will also compile a gif showing the growth of the dick tree from previous posts!
*Tree has extended past the scope of the original picture!*Dick upgrading, giving other dicks diseases and buying Dicksurance™:
In this time of great technology as well as medical miracles it's now possible to both accessorize your dick as well as grow it to lengths longer then previously thought possible.. Just because your dick branch starts off one size does not mean you are stuck with it forever!
You can (for a nominal fee) have your dick branch extended! Also adding cool custom accessories to your dick is way to make it stand out from the crowd! If you can think it, It can be added (more than likely)!
Another new feature is the ability to give your dick branch (or others) infectious diseases! Herpes, clamidya, maple syrup drip dick..
If you can imagine it and have the BTC to back your biological warfare against another dick branch by all means spread the "love".
In order to combat this new feature, The dick branches can now be insured with KLYE-brand Dicksurance™!
This prevents others from infecting your dick branch with any sort of nasty saber toothed crotch crickets or any other unwanted nastiness!
Dicksurance™ costs are on a case to case basis and protect indefinitely! Names listed above marked in
bold italics have Dicksurance™!
Physical painting prize:It was mentioned by a fellow BTC user that it would be fun to have an oil and canvas painting of this picture done. I whole heartedly agree.
So, Whomever pledges the largest amount shall receive a hand painted version of this painting as it is on December 31st, 2014.
Depending on the size of the picture at that time will depend on the size of the canvas used and I will do my best to reproduce its state.
First round oil painting winner:
AKCoinMiner (still need to purchase paints for this one)
THE SECOND ROUND OF PAINTING (New dick tree) STARTS WHEN NEW WEBSITE IS LAUNCHED.
Feel free to pop into the chat at
Just-Dice if you would like to learn more!
Alternatively if you do not wish to pop into the chat, feel free to post in the thread below with TXID or PM me.
Any pledges for a branch can be sent to: 1ART8MzPqABmqWz4SsaKLZfrwb9HjNF5dv
(Some altcoins accepted! CLAM, GP, LTC, Dogeshit and basically anything else trade-able)
Discounts for buying multiple dick branches at once are available. Post requests below or via PM.
Please remember to include what username you want as well as any colour preference !
Cheers,
Kyle.T
