In a few moments, I'll be dead.

[Dutch Merganser]

Even if there were two types, if he did really commit suicide then it will be on our consciences.

Speak for yourself.

In the case of Jon/Atlas/MicroCheeseDick we are observing the process of Evolution In Action, It's A Good Thing. He should be free and unhampered to fullfill his destiny. One need only read his posts to recognize that he is truly a example of Nietzsche's superman, poised over the abyss by his own superiority, someone that mere mortals are fit neither to judge nor affect.

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[Phinnaeus Gage]

Even if there were two types, if he did really commit suicide then it will be on our consciences.

Speak for yourself.

In the case of Jon/Atlas/MicroCheeseDick we are observing the process of Evolution In Action, It's A Good Thing. He should be free and unhampered to fullfill his destiny. One need only read his posts to recognize that he is truly a example of Nietzsche's superman, poised over the abyss by his own superiority, someone that mere mortals are fit neither to judge nor affect.

I had to Google Nietzche.

[nedbert9]

Statistically more woman attempt suicide but more men succeed.    

Statistically, more women think they have bad lives (cry for help), but more men actually do have bad lives (f this.  pop).

[schnell]

Seeing as me, cbeast, the joint and gage all played a key role in finally banning jon and (hopefully) ending an era, I think we all deserve some sort of gratuity.
Please refer to my payment methods on the first page.

XD

[check_status]

Does this fit the typical modus operandi for Jon, to start a thread and not reply?

Maybe what Jon really needs is True Hope!

[schnell]

Does this fit the typical modus operandi for Jon, to start a thread and not reply?

Maybe what Jon really needs is True Hope!

It is pretty normal, yes.
But, this thread is much different from others, as:
We got him banned.
We got the police involved and told his parents.

As I said, hopefully the end of an era.

[repentance]

Does this fit the typical modus operandi for Jon, to start a thread and not reply?

Maybe what Jon really needs is True Hope!

It is pretty normal, yes.
But, this thread is much different from others, as:
We got him banned.
We got the police involved and told his parents.

As I said, hopefully the end of an era.

Pretty sure his parents have been contacted before (and that he's whined here on the forum about that).  He's definitely been banned before.  He'll be back, and he'll pull this shit again just in the future.  But thank you for at least bringing about a temporary respite from it for the forums.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

Seeing as me, cbeast, the joint and gage all played a key role in finally banning jon and (hopefully) ending an era, I think we all deserve some sort of gratuity.
Please refer to my payment methods on the first page.

XD

He's banned? If true, I'm going to 75 myself. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77535.msg864717#msg864717

[cbeast]

Seeing as me, cbeast, the joint and gage all played a key role in finally banning jon and (hopefully) ending an era, I think we all deserve some sort of gratuity.
Please refer to my payment methods on the first page.

XD

He's banned? If true, I'm going to 75 myself. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77535.msg864717#msg864717

Looks like Gage's account was hacked too.

[rjk]

Seeing as me, cbeast, the joint and gage all played a key role in finally banning jon and (hopefully) ending an era, I think we all deserve some sort of gratuity.
Please refer to my payment methods on the first page.

XD

He's banned? If true, I'm going to 75 myself. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77535.msg864717#msg864717

Looks like Gage's account was hacked too.

lol. But seriously mods, please make this topic go away.

[Phinnaeus Gage]

I used the Freedom of Information Act to gain the following transcript of what happened yesterday. Use this if you need help with the codes: http://www.radiolabs.com/police-codes.html

Dispatcher: One-Adam-12, we have an unconfirmed 10-56 in progress.
PO1 & PO2: (in unison) Atlas! (PO1 hits breaks to stop at red light)
PO1: I wonder if he's 10-45B this time.
PO2: If he is, or was, then he's 10-45D.
PO1: (to dispatcher) Can we take a Code 7, first?
Dispatcher: That's a negative. I've got two bitcoiners on hold, County on standby, and the NSA on overtime reading every post on some forum.
PO2: Sounds like a Code N.
Dispatcher: That's a positive. Be advised that an undercover 11-51 may be in the vicinity. 10-20?
PO1: 10-97.
Dispatcher: Roger Dodger!
PO2: I wish she would quit that.
PO1: Heard that, Dodge!
PO2: (to dispatcher) 10-23!
PO1: (before ringing bell, door opens) Hello, Atlas.
Atlas: Dick. Dodger. I was expecting you.
PO2: We got a call from some concerned friends of yours.
Atlas: My account was hacked.
PO1: I see you still have those blue lights in your bedroom.
Atlas: Gives me value.
PO2: So, are you're parents still on vacation?
PO1: We can't ask him that.
PO2: Oops! Are your parents home?
Atlas: No. They're still on vacation.
Dispatcher: 10-19.
PO1: Got to go, Atlas. But we'll be watching you.
Atlas; Whatever!
PO2: (while getting into squad car) Weird kid!
PO1: I met his cousin once, down from Oklahoma. Involved a 10-79.

[mufa23]

Bookmarked this thread when it was just two pages. Now it's nine... Anyone care to summarize what happened?

Confirmed troll? Did he an hero? Cyber police?

[schnell]

I used the Freedom of Information Act to gain the following transcript of what happened yesterday. Use this if you need help with the codes: http://www.radiolabs.com/police-codes.html

Dispatcher: One-Adam-12, we have an unconfirmed suicide in progress.
PO1 & PO2: (in unison) Atlas! (PO1 hits breaks to stop at red light)
PO1: I wonder if he's serious this time.
PO2: If he is, or was, then he's dead.
PO1: (to dispatcher) Can we take a meal break, first?
Dispatcher: No. I've got two bitcoiners on hold, County on standby, and the NSA on overtime reading every post on some forum.
PO2: Sounds like a newsworthy event.
Dispatcher: Yes. Be advised that an undercover escort may be in the vicinity. Location?
PO1: Arrived at scene.
Dispatcher: Roger Dodger!
PO2: I wish she would quit that.
PO1: Heard that, Dodge!
PO2: (to dispatcher) Stand by!
PO1: (before ringing bell, door opens) Hello, Atlas.
Atlas: Dick. Dodger. I was expecting you.
PO2: We got a call from some concerned friends of yours.
Atlas: My account was hacked.
PO1: I see you still have those blue lights in your bedroom.
Atlas: Gives me value.
PO2: So, are you're parents still on vacation?
PO1: We can't ask him that.
PO2: Oops! Are your parents home?
Atlas: No. They're still on vacation.
Dispatcher: Returning to station.
PO1: Got to go, Atlas. But we'll be watching you.
Atlas; Whatever!
PO2: (while getting into squad car) Weird kid!
PO1: I met his cousin once, down from Oklahoma. Involved a bomb threat.

FTFY

[phorensic]

Bookmarked this thread when it was just two pages. Now it's nine... Anyone care to summarize what happened?

Confirmed troll? Did he an hero? Cyber police?

Cliffs:

Atlas posts a faux suicide note for attention
Some people laugh, some people take it serious and call police
Police contact Atlas and/or family members and they say he is OK
Atlas claims alias "Jon" was hacked
Atlas successfully avoids emergency services bills
People can now continue to make fun of Atlas' social problems, which I love to see because he is one sick kid
...
Profit!

[schnell]

Bookmarked this thread when it was just two pages. Now it's nine... Anyone care to summarize what happened?

Confirmed troll? Did he an hero? Cyber police?

Cliffs:

Atlas posts a faux suicide note for attention
Some people laugh, some people take it serious and call police
Police contact Atlas and/or family members and they say he is OK
Atlas claims alias "Jon" was hacked
Atlas successfully avoids emergency services bills
People can now continue to make fun of Atlas' social problems, which I love to see because he is one sick kid
...
Profit!

Pretty much :3
But we have got him banned now!

[BadBear]

He's banned? If true, I'm going to 75 myself. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77535.msg864717#msg864717

Reposting my post from the other thread.

Well he's permabanned (again).

Most likely he's trolling and I'm tired of it, he's wasted enough of our time. Or what he says is true, and he's passing his account around to his buddies and they're trolling. Still his account, his responsibility, and his consequences.

[N12]

Well he's permabanned (again).

Awesome, we can play Atlas account hunting again.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Well he's permabanned (again).

Awesome, we can play Atlas account hunting again.

Let's just ban proxies, Tor, and everyone from Texas just to be safe.

[schnell]

Well he's permabanned (again).

Awesome, we can play Atlas account hunting again.

Let's just ban proxies, Tor, and everyone from Texas just to be safe.

+1

[matthewh3]

His photo made him look like a high-school child how can you all hate a child so much or are most of you children too?