Little known facts about myself/yourself.

[organofcorti]

I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur

"Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it."

Why would that be needed? Ever heard of 3G internet?

Too slow. You don't have 4G?
Also, I find it easier to type when I am stationary.

Why would I want 4G if there's only 25% of the country covered by it? I don't throw money out just because

You have a chauffeur and you're not throwing out money just because?

[MarketNeutral]

I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur

"Mom, could you take me to Best Buy?"

j/k  

You're fuckin' crazy, dude.













Everybody knows there is no Best Buy in Portugal

I know, you're lucky!
 

[rjk]

I don't shop at Best Buy because I value the integrity of my asshole.

[SaltySpitoon]

I don't shop at Best Buy because I value the integrity of my asshole.

A well known fact about rjk, is that after injesting 290 lbs of candy, they now have diabetes. How is that working out for you anyway?

[rjk]

I don't shop at Best Buy because I value the integrity of my asshole.

A well known fact about rjk, is that after injesting 290 lbs of candy, they now have diabetes. How is that working out for you anyway?

Most of it got sold, which was the intended purpose. But I still need to haul my butt over to the dentist to fix a filling that popped out when chewing a sticky candy.

[SaltySpitoon]

Most of it got sold, which was the intended purpose. But I still need to haul my butt over to the dentist to fix a filling that popped out when chewing a sticky candy.

ORRRRR, you could continue eating the sticky candies until all of your teeth fall out, and then you could get cool steel teeth. Nothing gets the babes like a bear trap in your mouth. Just look at the one guy from James Bond, and James Bond gets the Bond girls. See?

[Raoul Duke]

I don't have a drivers license nor do I want/need one. I have a chauffeur

"Home, James. I have an evening appointment to keep with the bitcointalk.org forum members. Don't forget to step on it."

Why would that be needed? Ever heard of 3G internet?

Too slow. You don't have 4G?
Also, I find it easier to type when I am stationary.

Why would I want 4G if there's only 25% of the country covered by it? I don't throw money out just because

You have a chauffeur and you're not throwing out money just because?

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

[Matthew N. Wright]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

[Raoul Duke]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

Not really. There are more options than those 2.
In fact your second option is something that doesn't even exist where I live.

[Matthew N. Wright]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

Not really. There are more options than those 2.
In fact your second option is something that doesn't even exist where I live.

How do they handle people like hoo there then if there are no parole officers to make sure they're not killing people who said things they don't like on the internet?

[Raoul Duke]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

Not really. There are more options than those 2.
In fact your second option is something that doesn't even exist where I live.

How do they handle people like hoo there then if there are no parole officers to make sure they're not killing people who said things they don't like on the internet?

Usually they force them to commit suicide, you know, hanged with their bed sheets style, while still in jail.

[organofcorti]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

Not really. There are more options than those 2.
In fact your second option is something that doesn't even exist where I live.

How do they handle people like hoo there then if there are no parole officers to make sure they're not killing people who said things they don't like on the internet?

Usually they force them to commit suicide, you know, hanged with their bed sheets style, while still in jail.

What do you do for fun then?

Hoo hanging would ruin my only opportunity for trolling, because even though I'm not very good at it I manage to hit the mark every time without even trying.

[Raoul Duke]

Having a chauffer != Paying for it

That leaves 2 obvious options on the table:

• rich family
• parole officer

Not really. There are more options than those 2.
In fact your second option is something that doesn't even exist where I live.

How do they handle people like hoo there then if there are no parole officers to make sure they're not killing people who said things they don't like on the internet?

Usually they force them to commit suicide, you know, hanged with their bed sheets style, while still in jail.

What do you do for fun then?

Hoo hanging would ruin my only opportunity for trolling, because even though I'm not very good at it I manage to hit the mark every time without even trying.

hoo is easily trollable lol All you have to do is not to agree with him and you're trolling.

[nathanghart]

I slept with the Prime Minister's wife back in the 1970s. It's true! It was really boring and long-winded, and most of the audience nodded off.

Wow and you had an audience? You should have entertained them better though. 

[Mousepotato]

My pictures get posted all the time on /b/ 

[rjk]

My pictures get posted all the time on /b/ 

For research purposes only, which ones might those be?