Do u guys need girly advice? : )

[b!z]

Come on fabiola, i thought this was ment to be a sorta how to get a root guide for some of the poor loners here.
Why dont you post instructions for the quickest way from conversation to bed from a girls point of view.

Go read a self-help book or something.

Sometimes girls can give smart advices, but only sometimes. Just ask her how to make good coffee, and I am 97% sure she will not know, even may be Fabiola 

What's your definition of good coffee?

>inb4 starbucks

He's talking about those Italian metal coffee makers that go on top of a stove like.

How do you know?

I know too many coffee snobs haha

favorite coffee?

Cappuccino, yours?
Aren't we breaking the rules going off topic?

opinion discarded

straight espresso > all

Espresso is awful and bitter, have you considered drinking something sweeter once in a while? It may help

Ya, but what a buzz you get off doing 6 espresso shots! 

Really? I've never done that, not sure if I wanna give it a go.

Keep drinking your sugar-laden Starbucks "coffee" then.

[saddambitcoin]

Drip coffee actually contains more caffeine by volume because it has more time in contact with the ground beans. Espresso is only pulled for like 20-30 seconds but under high pressure, whereas drip coffee is like 3 minutes. No doubt they will both get you jacked but it is a negligible difference between drinking many espresso shots vs cups of drip coffee.

Wtf am i talking about ?

[b!z]

Drip coffee actually contains more caffeine by volume because it has more time in contact with the ground beans. Espresso is only pulled for like 20-30 seconds but under high pressure, whereas drip coffee is like 3 minutes. No doubt they will both get you jacked but it is a negligible difference between drinking many espresso shots vs cups of drip coffee.

Wtf am i talking about ?

What's your favorite type of coffee?

[(oYo)]

Come on fabiola, i thought this was ment to be a sorta how to get a root guide for some of the poor loners here.
Why dont you post instructions for the quickest way from conversation to bed from a girls point of view.

Go read a self-help book or something.

Sometimes girls can give smart advices, but only sometimes. Just ask her how to make good coffee, and I am 97% sure she will not know, even may be Fabiola 

What's your definition of good coffee?

>inb4 starbucks

He's talking about those Italian metal coffee makers that go on top of a stove like.

How do you know?

I know too many coffee snobs haha

favorite coffee?

Cappuccino, yours?
Aren't we breaking the rules going off topic?

opinion discarded

straight espresso > all

Espresso is awful and bitter, have you considered drinking something sweeter once in a while? It may help

Ya, but what a buzz you get off doing 6 espresso shots! 

Really? I've never done that, not sure if I wanna give it a go.

Keep drinking your sugar-laden Starbucks "coffee" then.

Tim Horton's started selling a "Dark Roast" coffee to compete with Starbucks. I went in and ordered one of their 'new burnt bean coffees'. She didn't even flinch. She knew exactly what I meant. The coffee was disgusting. Just like Starbucks. It'll probably do well.  

[saddambitcoin]

Drip coffee actually contains more caffeine by volume because it has more time in contact with the ground beans. Espresso is only pulled for like 20-30 seconds but under high pressure, whereas drip coffee is like 3 minutes. No doubt they will both get you jacked but it is a negligible difference between drinking many espresso shots vs cups of drip coffee.

Wtf am i talking about ?

What's your favorite type of coffee?

if i had to choose 1 origin to drink for the rest of my life: ethiopian yirgacheffe

for a special treat i enjoy a natural process coffee (the beans are dried with the fruit intact instead of being washed off normally). its so aromatic and fruity, more like tea than coffee.

that being said i also enjoy many coffees from south america, just depends on what is available from my local roaster.

[b!z]

Drip coffee actually contains more caffeine by volume because it has more time in contact with the ground beans. Espresso is only pulled for like 20-30 seconds but under high pressure, whereas drip coffee is like 3 minutes. No doubt they will both get you jacked but it is a negligible difference between drinking many espresso shots vs cups of drip coffee.

Wtf am i talking about ?

What's your favorite type of coffee?

if i had to choose 1 origin to drink for the rest of my life: ethiopian yirgacheffe

for a special treat i enjoy a natural process coffee (the beans are dried with the fruit intact instead of being washed off normally). its so aromatic and fruity, more like tea than coffee.

that being said i also enjoy many coffees from south america, just depends on what is available from my local roaster.

finally somebody with taste

[b!z]

Come on fabiola, i thought this was ment to be a sorta how to get a root guide for some of the poor loners here.
Why dont you post instructions for the quickest way from conversation to bed from a girls point of view.

Go read a self-help book or something.

Sometimes girls can give smart advices, but only sometimes. Just ask her how to make good coffee, and I am 97% sure she will not know, even may be Fabiola 

What's your definition of good coffee?

>inb4 starbucks

He's talking about those Italian metal coffee makers that go on top of a stove like.

How do you know?

I know too many coffee snobs haha

favorite coffee?

Cappuccino, yours?
Aren't we breaking the rules going off topic?

opinion discarded

straight espresso > all

Espresso is awful and bitter, have you considered drinking something sweeter once in a while? It may help

Ya, but what a buzz you get off doing 6 espresso shots! 

Really? I've never done that, not sure if I wanna give it a go.

Keep drinking your sugar-laden Starbucks "coffee" then.

Tim Horton's started selling a "Dark Roast" coffee to compete with Starbucks. I went in and ordered one of their 'new burnt bean coffees'. She didn't even flinch. She knew exactly what I meant. The coffee was disgusting. Just like Starbucks. It'll probably do well. 

lol yeah, their coffees taste really weird

[Slark]

One thing I want to say about girls: disregard females, acquire currency.

Also I do not like coffee. So lets not talk about it.

[b!z]

One thing I want to say about girls: disregard females, acquire currency.

Also I do not like coffee. So lets not talk about it.

Try a good coffee and you'll change your opinion

[fabiola!]

Drip coffee actually contains more caffeine by volume because it has more time in contact with the ground beans. Espresso is only pulled for like 20-30 seconds but under high pressure, whereas drip coffee is like 3 minutes. No doubt they will both get you jacked but it is a negligible difference between drinking many espresso shots vs cups of drip coffee.

Wtf am i talking about ?

What's your favorite type of coffee?

if i had to choose 1 origin to drink for the rest of my life: ethiopian yirgacheffe

for a special treat i enjoy a natural process coffee (the beans are dried with the fruit intact instead of being washed off normally). its so aromatic and fruity, more like tea than coffee.

that being said i also enjoy many coffees from south america, just depends on what is available from my local roaster.

finally somebody with taste

You guys have a "local roaster" ?? What??!

Ps. Saddambitcoin would you like me to recommend a tea that tastes a bit like coffee? You seem to like weird out-of-the-box delicacies. they have a square watermelon that tastes like banana in Japan, you may want to check that out, just ask your local square fruit grower, he will know!

[fabiola!]

Come on fabiola, i thought this was ment to be a sorta how to get a root guide for some of the poor loners here.
Why dont you post instructions for the quickest way from conversation to bed from a girls point of view.

There's no such thing. Every girl is different + depends on the situation, you need to narrow it down a bit. If you need help with a particular kind of girl in a particular situation it would be easier to help you.