ProTip:
It's all in the butter

I have a lot of experience and have honed my skills over the years so..
It's not about length.. it's about Girth !
Back in the late 80's did lots of experiments using all kinds of butters.
You can't just use margarine it's got to be REAL butter !
Back in the old days there was all these commercials that came out some of them like the Parkay, with talking butter containers.
Then there was the man and women couple talking about "I can't believe it's not butter" where she would swat away the mans hand in every commercial.
Then there was the one that had a kings crown show up on guys that had eaten that brand of butter (forgot the name)
anyway sometimes i need a mini stool to prop up my feet in the bathroom to get the job done.
but you really wanna go for girth for max stopping power and lots of votes !
any college girls can leave the ole' green long S but it takes a REAL man to put down some numbers on width !
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