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October 27, 2014, 09:04:01 PM
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Is there any knowledge yet on cats training ? Can cat be baby sitter too ? This could be very good, cat is active in night time  Grin
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October 28, 2014, 01:17:03 AM
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I am sorry, but it is not possible to train a cat to be a babysitter.
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October 28, 2014, 01:19:14 AM
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You can train a cat to sit on your baby...

Saying that you don't trust someone because of their behavior is completely valid.
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October 28, 2014, 01:41:39 AM
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You can train a cat to sit on your baby...

Yes. Sit on the baby's face and smuther it to death. It happens without training.

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October 28, 2014, 01:51:58 AM
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i thought this was a tutorial on how to train a cat but i am wrong. Geezzz.. I need a tutorial on how my cat would be smart and responsive on my commands,
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October 28, 2014, 02:02:59 AM
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Is there any knowledge yet on cats training ? Can cat be baby sitter too ? This could be very good, cat is active in night time  Grin

The most you can is to train your cat to play with your baby, so they won't get bored. Buy baby sitting? Nah...
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October 28, 2014, 02:05:54 AM
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Exposure to radio-active spider like? But that could just create a monster spider-cat that could fuck up that baby real bad. Are you a gambler?

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October 28, 2014, 03:30:02 AM
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i thought this was a tutorial on how to train a cat but i am wrong. Geezzz.. I need a tutorial on how my cat would be smart and responsive on my commands,

If it isn't responsive to your commands, I don't think you need to worry about the being smart part. Smiley

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October 28, 2014, 03:33:28 AM
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Is there any knowledge yet on cats training ? Can cat be baby sitter too ? This could be very good, cat is active in night time  Grin

I think dog do a better job at baby sitting.
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October 28, 2014, 07:02:19 AM
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Very difficult to train a cat to anything. I own 3 cats and they know how to piss and poop, but I don't expect them to do much other than that. Still they are great low maintenance furry companions.
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October 28, 2014, 01:04:22 PM
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OP posts too much.
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October 28, 2014, 01:34:07 PM
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you can train anyone.
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October 28, 2014, 04:06:09 PM
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I would never trust a cat for baby sitting. Cats can never be your friend.
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October 28, 2014, 04:35:32 PM
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I would never trust a cat for baby sitting. Cats can never be your friend.
Of course they can be your friends!
However, they probably wouldn't be good baby sitters. No animals would (with the possible exception of other primates, but I'd never dare try).
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October 28, 2014, 04:56:34 PM
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i thought this was a tutorial on how to train a cat but i am wrong. Geezzz.. I need a tutorial on how my cat would be smart and responsive on my commands,

If it isn't responsive to your commands, I don't think you need to worry about the being smart part. Smiley

It's been suggested cats know what your "commands" are but just don't give a fuck.
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October 29, 2014, 02:28:26 AM
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Is there any knowledge yet on cats training ? Can cat be baby sitter too ? This could be very good, cat is active in night time  Grin

You can google this sir. I have googled some dog training but I still couldnt do it though.
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