Looking for investor of 8.5 BTC

[Buffer Overflow]

Actually, I'm trying to be funny but at the same time I'm serious about the business idea. Do you know any potential investors, Tittiez?

Translation: Actually, I'm trying to be funny but at the same time I'm serious about the business scam. Do you know any potential mugs, Tittiez?

[Bitcoin Oz]

This thread = http://www.419eater.com/ 

[AndrewBUD]

This thread

: )

Actually, I'm trying to be funny but at the same time I'm serious about the business idea. Do you know any potential investors, Tittiez?

You have a strange kind of humor and an even stranger idea of business.

Maybe you should seriously consider the fart in a jar idea.

I already patent that shit shit smell anyway

[Kegels]

Well, found out what our friend really wanted the 8.5 BTC for.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=94793.msg1048398#msg1048398

Now let me take a wild guess 'sron'. You wanted to withdraw 8.5 BTC anonymously through the ATM, by any chance?

LOL  

"relax man, you are going to give yourself grey hairs. That is for another opportunity. When my idea goes nuclear I don't want the masses chasing me. Relax, invest, enjoy the ride. Now do you know any investors? " 

How did I do? Was that a good imitation? 

[AndrewBUD]

No but the baby in your avatar seems to think so

[janetang]

Hi there,

This is a newbie account but I have been following the Bitcoin forum for a long time.

I was wondering if someone would be interested in investing 8.5 BTC in an IPO/Startup?

I am about to set up an IPO on GLBSE and I would be happy to offer bitcoins to a value of 85 USD in return within 6 months, under condition that the venture is profitable enough to break even after all expenses are paid including this one.

Regards

SRON

YEap, Details are quite needed.

[sron]

Well, found out what our friend really wanted the 8.5 BTC for.

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=94793.msg1048398#msg1048398

Now let me take a wild guess 'sron'. You wanted to withdraw 8.5 BTC anonymously through the ATM, by any chance?

LOL  

"relax man, you are going to give yourself grey hairs. That is for another opportunity. When my idea goes nuclear I don't want the masses chasing me. Relax, invest, enjoy the ride. Now do you know any investors? " 

How did I do? Was that a good imitation? 

Hey Kegels : )

If you ask me, that was rather spot-on... : )

Peace everybody. Let's make love, not war.

Also, let's have fun and not stress too much.

Now, if you could just send daddy-o here some of your superfluous bitcoins...

But seriously...

I'm trying to figure out the details of the contract right now.

Suggestion: Let's say the project(s) is profitable. I could then set aside say 10% of the profits to ensure liquidity of the assets by nominating a value of (profits x 0.1)/number of shares to each share and guaranteeing that the firm will always buy back shares for that price. Any trades going on above that is up to the market to decide but we would always offer (profits x 0.1)/number of shares for each share to anyone who wants to cash in. I hope this would be logical and viable... Sorry if it seems a bit vague, still trying to figure out the details.

[Buffer Overflow]

Care to explain why you started a thread asking the community how to withdraw Bitcoins as cash from an ATM anonymously? Or are you just going to ignore my question?

https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=94793.msg1048398#msg1048398

[Dargo]

Even though you have changed your pic, I will continue to think of you as "sron the investment clown."

[Bitcoin Oz]

Even though you have changed your pic, I will continue to think of you as "sron the investment clown."

His pic is now a black hole which is where investors money will end up 

[AndrewBUD]

Even though you have changed your pic, I will continue to think of you as "sron the investment clown."

His pic is now a black hole which is where investors money will end up 

DO NOT Invest..... If anyone wants to GIVE away bitcoins please PM me for my address

[starlightscope62]

BitDragon,

I am currently considering trying to raise bitcoins to a value of 100000 USD through the IPO.

What I am offering in this case is a micro investment:

Quote:

I was wondering if someone would be interested in investing 8.5 BTC in an IPO/Startup?

I am about to set up an IPO on GLBSE and I would be happy to offer bitcoins to a value of 85 USD in return within 6 months, under condition that the venture is profitable enough to break even after all expenses are paid including this one.

Explanation:

I will aim to return bitcoins to a value of 85 USD to the investor. 8.5 BTC today have a value of about 42.5 USD. Thus, this would be a 100% ROI if the venture is successful. It is a micro investment obviously but I am looking to collaborate with investors on a long term basis so this could be a good first contract to start with.

Regards

SRON

I will try to ignore negative remarks from negative people as much as possible. It's just not worth it.

You've used 'IPO' several times and it's getting to the point I'm pretty sure you do not know what that means. IPO, or initial public offering, means you have SOMETHING to offer and is in reference to legitimizing a company to the world public market. What you are attempting to scam is "start up funds" also known as "angel investing", but generally as a measure of trust you need to prove that you've already committed as much financially as you can (2nd mortgage on house, car sold etc). Asking for just straight up cash is a scam, trolling, and a waste of cyberspace.

Peace,
SLC62

[AndrewBUD]

^ Good post.... Who the hell asks for 8 bucks to start a business? That's like me going to the bank and asking them for a second mortgage for $420 to help finance my roadside lemonade stand....

[Raoul Duke]

sron is starting to sound suspiciously like highlevelminer/deathbylollipop

[sron]

Hey, I have an idea for the first project.

Let's build an open source crypto equity trading platform together!

It could be very useful!

There are millions and millions of website owners out there. Each and everyone of them could potentially launch their own crypto company on the platform, put a link to the shares on the website and generate some income from it.

It would revolutionize the Internet, because until now ad revenue has been the only source of income for many high quality websites and you know it only generates cents and pennies for most of them. It would be more rewarding to launch a crypto company and sell the shares directly on the website! Perhaps some sort of simple buy/sell button...

Anyone sees the potential in this?

The problem with GLBSE is it costs money (or rather bitcoins) to register. A lot of website owners do not want to invest 8.5 BTC to launch. If there is a problem with scammers we could just implement a rating system instead, where investors can rank assets with one to five stars.

Come on guys, let's do this! Let's build and have fun and change the world!

[Kegels]

how many of your friends and family have put money into this scheme to revolutionize the internet? Details please? How much of YOUR money have you already invested? details please.

[sron]

I do not have a lot of money so I can only invest a little every now and then.

But I have invested most of my life as an adult into trying to build a network of developers and entrepreneurs and making research about the web and IT industry, with the purpose of creating a platform for rapid and agile launches and coordination of software projects.

[bitdragon]

I honestly did not think you were an adult...
Ideas are plentiful and abound, taking action and doing something is much more rare.

Please do take action immediately on your grandiose idea and make it happen.

[sron]

I honestly did not think you were an adult...
Ideas are plentiful and abound, taking action and doing something is much more rare.

Please do take action immediately on your grandiose idea and make it happen.

I aim to create commission based projects.

Hence, I need to work with other people.

I need people who want to develop on commission.

I also need investors.

[AndrewBUD]

Have something to show to investors... an itemized business plan..... something.. Not just you spewing off what you WANT to do..... but only if you give me $$$$