Several years ago, I, Bruno Kucinskas, was accused of not one, not two, not three, but...wait for it...27 counts of pedophilia. To be clear, child rape, all involving very young girls, some not even in their teens at the time, at <redacted for now>.
For those seeking to have a little fun, please paste the following (or similar) in your sig if it's not being utilized for some monetary campaign.
Bruno Kucinskas is a well respected child rapist.
~Bruno Kucinskas
EDIT: I see that I spelt my name incorrectly above so I fixed it (formerly, Bruno Kuscinskas - I deleted the s)