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February 22, 2015, 09:39:12 PM
Last edit: February 22, 2015, 09:55:38 PM by roslinpl
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When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!

I even heard that Chuck Norris was the one who was the father of Super Man.
But I don't really want to tell that story in public Wink it might be disturbing.
I can give you just a clue, Chuck was on planet Earth while mother of S-Man was on Krypton.

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February 23, 2015, 07:40:48 AM
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When Superman goes to bed...He wears Chuck Norris pajamas!!!

When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he dons Sheldon's made-by-Raj's-cousins pajamas, so that by morning he'll be smart as well as invincible.
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February 23, 2015, 11:43:47 AM
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Chuck Norris scammed you with bitcoin chargeback.

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February 23, 2015, 03:45:35 PM
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Chuck Chuck Chuck Chuck norris every where Shocked

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February 23, 2015, 04:44:23 PM
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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February 23, 2015, 09:10:46 PM
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Before he goes to sleep each night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris. Grin
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February 23, 2015, 09:58:35 PM
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Before he goes to sleep each night, the boogeyman checks his closet and under his bed for Chuck Norris. Grin

The topic is about NEW Chuck Norris jokes

Hail the almighty Chuck Norris.
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February 23, 2015, 10:02:26 PM
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died
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February 23, 2015, 10:03:38 PM
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died

True story right there.
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February 24, 2015, 06:14:34 AM
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

You guys are both so original  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing the winner's underwear on his head.

Meanwhile, 17 Pakleds...
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February 24, 2015, 01:34:00 PM
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake in the desert, and after 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died

True story right there.

Yeah..lol..true story
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February 24, 2015, 04:01:35 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 100 confirmation Grin
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February 24, 2015, 04:15:50 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.
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February 24, 2015, 04:26:39 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes
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March 02, 2015, 11:39:09 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Terrible jokes u guys!! Smiley
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March 02, 2015, 11:55:32 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Terrible jokes u guys!! Smiley


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March 02, 2015, 11:58:40 PM
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Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley
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March 03, 2015, 02:42:08 PM
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Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley

Could you please go back to the fabiola!-needs-attention thread?...... please.....  and stop posting here again.... ever ... please?

This is a honorary thread for the greatest man ever walked the planet.
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March 03, 2015, 02:47:51 PM
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Could you guys post some funny short jokes somewhere ( not chuck Norris ones!)  pretty pls? Smiley

Could you please go back to the fabiola!-needs-attention thread?...... please.....  and stop posting here again.... ever ... please?

This is a honorary thread for the greatest man ever walked the planet.

Your comment arrives late as always Brian, we've already been having a joke party @ the fabiola! thread since last night.
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March 03, 2015, 03:43:27 PM
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Chuck Norris's bitcoin transaction are sent with 0 confirmation and they are accepted everywhere.

Damn! that's better than mine  Roll Eyes

Chuck Norris simply looked at Satoshi's bitcoin wallet address, then Satoshi emailed him all the private keys.

After a hard day's work, Chuck Norris went home, flopped on the sofa, then turned on the TV. Somewhere in New York City, Bruce Wagner cried out to Gel, "He's onto us!"
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