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November 17, 2014, 09:27:32 AM
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Hey :-)

This is perhaps the first joke created by myself and I need to share it:

- Do you know what is Chuck Norris doing over nights?
- he's watching YouTube with Lynx web browser :-)


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November 19, 2014, 01:46:33 PM
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haha funny XD

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through Dry LAND

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November 19, 2014, 01:47:23 PM
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huh?

its a text only web browser and hes watching youtube on it -.-

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November 19, 2014, 02:21:17 PM
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Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!

It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.
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November 19, 2014, 02:26:22 PM
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Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!

It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.

i really like that one  Grin

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November 19, 2014, 10:11:39 PM
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those last three I understood, and were funny


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November 20, 2014, 06:18:54 AM
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Q: how did chuck Norris become rich
A: by not buying bitcoins

hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor
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November 20, 2014, 06:48:30 AM
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Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!

It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.

i really like that one  Grin


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December 12, 2014, 07:53:20 PM
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Chuck Norris can solo mine bitcoin blocks by his mind.


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December 12, 2014, 08:04:52 PM
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haha funny XD

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through Dry LAND

+1 Smiley <lol>
and another +1 because I just imagine in my mind Smiley how does it looks to swim through Dry Land Smiley

Have you heard, Bitcoin network just got taken down with a 51% attack!!

It was Chuck Norris with an abacus.

^_^ Me speechless and <rotfl>

Q: how did chuck Norris become rich
A: by not buying bitcoins

hope u enjoy my ultimate internet meme humor

That's not very funny but well. Indeed Chuck Norris didn't became rich by buying Bitcoins.
He became rich by 51% attack with an abacus while swimming through the dry land and watching YouTube on Lynx.
All in same time if I didn't mentioned that before.

Chuck Norris can solo mine bitcoin blocks by his mind.
That's so true! Cheesy
I also heard that he already have 21mBTC in his wallet. Cheesy

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December 12, 2014, 08:06:31 PM
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Chuck Norris taught his father how to grow a beard.
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December 12, 2014, 10:28:34 PM
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December 13, 2014, 01:34:18 AM
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-What is Chuck Norris' bitcointalk.org username?

-b!z Cheesy
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December 13, 2014, 02:28:59 AM
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Just when I was running out of Chuck Norris jokes I saw this thread :p
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December 13, 2014, 05:21:25 PM
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the last chuck norris joke was spoken by chuck norris himself...

- https://www.cryptopia.co.nz  - your one stop crypto shop  -
Exchange, Mineshaft, Marketplace and much more. Check it out Smiley
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December 13, 2014, 05:44:44 PM
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Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.
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December 13, 2014, 05:53:15 PM
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Chuck Norris can cut the blockchain in half.

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December 13, 2014, 06:02:04 PM
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(Disclaimer: This is an oldie but a goodie.)

Chuck Norris doesn't flush a toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

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December 13, 2014, 06:08:56 PM
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Chuck Norris jokes are inmortal haha
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December 13, 2014, 06:33:39 PM
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Chuck Norris can ban ponzis from bitcointalk
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