Omikifuse
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December 14, 2014, 02:38:59 PM |
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Chuck Norris know who is Satoshi Nakamoto.
He was satoshi nakamoto and made the satoshi paper while doing the laundry, because he needed some place to train his mental math abilities |
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krunox123
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December 14, 2014, 03:55:56 PM |
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Lol! This thread made my day  |
Life sucks.
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mr.coinstrader
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December 14, 2014, 08:03:56 PM |
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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futurebit640
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December 14, 2014, 08:08:01 PM |
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Vod
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Licking my boob since 1970
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December 14, 2014, 08:20:55 PM |
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Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral.
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https://nastyscam.com - landing page up https://vod.fan - advanced image hosting - coming soon! OGNasty has early onset dementia; keep this in mind when discussing his past actions.
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Superhitech
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December 14, 2014, 08:26:43 PM |
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Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post. |
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Snorek
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December 14, 2014, 08:58:52 PM |
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Chuck Norris was able to borrow bitcoins without collateral...
...While being a newbie and loan request as his first post. The funniest thing I heard today. Maybe we can rename this thread to "Chuck Norris and Bitcoin jokes"  |
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ivanst776
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December 14, 2014, 11:51:06 PM |
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Chuck Norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
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December 15, 2014, 02:38:25 AM |
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I finally came up with a Chuck Norris joke. It's not that great, but here it is anyway. Whenever cops see Chuck Norris in their rear view mirror, they pull themselves over.or Whenever cops see Chuck Norris, they beat themselves up. |
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elite3000
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December 15, 2014, 03:26:15 AM |
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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(oYo)
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December 15, 2014, 03:33:23 AM |
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It seems some people aren't getting it. This thread is for NEW Chuck Norris jokes. (I was gonna say Chucky, but chickened out.) The one old one I posted earlier at least has a disclaimer stating as much. |
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bill gator
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December 15, 2014, 03:34:48 AM |
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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roslinpl (OP)
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December 15, 2014, 03:57:46 AM |
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Chuck Norris know how to ROI with USB errupters :-)
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larsson
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December 15, 2014, 04:01:56 AM |
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.  |
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Superhitech
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December 15, 2014, 04:03:45 AM |
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Chuck Norris bought a working miner that arrived on time from BFL.
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tins
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December 15, 2014, 07:02:31 AM |
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In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
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extrabyte
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December 15, 2014, 03:26:52 PM |
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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michaeladair
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I'm a Web Developer: HTML, CSS, PHP, JS.
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December 15, 2014, 03:32:55 PM |
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In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
Carmen San Diego. |
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tins
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December 15, 2014, 03:52:22 PM |
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In his youth, Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. They are now only referred to as 'The Islands'.
It's said that a single tear from Chuck Norris could cure cancer...unfortunately, he has never cried.
Chuck Norris ALWAYS knows where to find Carmen Santiago.
Carmen San Diego. |
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bank of bits
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December 15, 2014, 04:11:05 PM |
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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