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June 12, 2012, 08:16:25 PM
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I want to invest in land, give me your loan and you'll have whatever you want in return.  10 million is ideal, but I can work with lower amounts.  I've had over a dozen successful trades on these forums and I'm capable of doing great things for both of us, if you give me a chance.

Loan period will be for 4-6 years.  I'll double your 10 million if you want.  I'll give you a beautiful house and yard.  Whatever makes you happy.

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June 12, 2012, 08:17:36 PM
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WTF lol
No doubt, the most entertaining loan threads are yours Tongue
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June 12, 2012, 08:20:22 PM
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WTF lol
No doubt, the most entertaining loan threads are yours Tongue
I guess, but they are serious.

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June 12, 2012, 08:22:50 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
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June 12, 2012, 08:23:05 PM
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June 12, 2012, 08:25:47 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

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June 12, 2012, 08:27:12 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
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June 12, 2012, 08:32:51 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

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June 12, 2012, 08:33:58 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

And then I'd have lots and lots of houses with yards.
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June 12, 2012, 08:36:42 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

And then I'd have lots and lots of houses with yards.
I hardly see how this pertains to the thread.  If you want that, go do that.  If you want something more, work with me.

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June 12, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
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For $10M I get a "whole house and yard".

Just yesterday I was commenting on how there was no established mechanism to turn giant piles of cash into real estate property.

You just solved it.   I know tons of homeless people with millions of dollars.  I mean you can't sleep inside a giant pile of money. 

($10M) -> Dank -> ? ? ? -> House AND Yard.

Dude I would have been happy with just the House.  You really should ask for $15M if the person wants a yard too.  
What do you want?  Beautiful house, yard and 20 million?  Nice car?

I bet you I could buy the entire village where I live for 5 million or less lol
And then what?

Then you would retire.  Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siestas with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos.

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June 12, 2012, 11:04:30 PM
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Address? I want to buy in before it's gone.
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June 12, 2012, 11:15:49 PM
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Whats the minimum buy in for this loan?
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June 12, 2012, 11:28:34 PM
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I wonder how many motorcycles you could buy for a million bucks..

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June 13, 2012, 05:01:22 AM
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well this is only 500 grand... Throw together that house and yard, top it off with a garage and fit 17 or 18 of those babies in there!
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June 13, 2012, 05:29:15 AM
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That's a lot of bitcoins

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June 13, 2012, 05:31:32 AM
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What's your business plan?
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June 13, 2012, 05:31:43 AM
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I just had 100,000 btc, I could've gave you some
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June 13, 2012, 05:36:11 AM
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Dude, my house and yard (0.88 acre) only cost me $66,450 and I got $500 worth of propane and a 200 sq ft shed with it.  You're doing it wrong.

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June 13, 2012, 09:49:28 PM
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I don't think you guys grabbed the concept that there is no set interest for this loan. You choose it. Want the 10 mil trippeled? That's fine.

If you have the capacity of providing a loan of this scale, we can talk further about my business plan somehow, or in person.

We can set this up in a way that the land is deeded to your name until the loan is paid for.  I'll put my life up for this, please take this thread seriously.

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