TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 09:41:48 PM |
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Okay, I'm tired of BFL's BS, so I have formed my own company to deliver low cost AISC mining hardware to the community. Announcing Dragonfly Hardware Systems (DHS) Introducing the MicroRig  DHS has outsourced for manufacture an existing AISC chip that when looped will preform the double hash that is required for the BitCoin network. Simulations have put this chip at about 2Gh/s at about 1 watt. Initial pricing will start at $500 for pre-orders starting on 25 June 2012. Pre-orders will be limited to two(2) MicroRigs per person/address. Unlimited ordering will begin sometime in early July, at that time the price will be moved to $750. Deliveries will begin 4 - 6 weeks after ordering. If your order isn't received at the end of the 6th week, at the purchasers request all monies paid fill be returned in full.
* This is all total bullshit, if you are dumb enough to believe it, order away and send me all your BTC, I will hold it for 6 weeks, make interest off of it, or maybe buy some more mining gear for myself, and then send it back to you in 6 weeks. No attempt will be made to actually deliver this product. This is a joke.
** Mods, don't be to mad at me for posting this please. I'm just tired of all the other bullshit being spewed all over and figured this might be a good joke. |
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enmaku
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June 18, 2012, 09:43:26 PM |
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Joke might have worked better if you hadn't misspelled ASIC. Either that or it's better because you did... Can't tell which.
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June 18, 2012, 10:01:43 PM |
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What is the website so i can order?!? Can I get it in red USB?
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BR0KK
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June 18, 2012, 10:07:58 PM |
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It doesn't warm my coffee .....  |
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 10:10:19 PM |
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Joke might have worked better if you hadn't misspelled ASIC. Either that or it's better because you did... Can't tell which.
No, It's for sure an AISC chip, not ASIC, says so right on the outside of it. |
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June 18, 2012, 10:10:43 PM |
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Will it get me laid?
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If you're not excited by the idea of being an early adopter 'now', then you should come back in three or four years and either tell us "Told you it'd never work!" or join what should, by then, be a much more stable and easier-to-use system.
- GA
It is being worked on by smart people. -DamienBlack
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 10:11:26 PM |
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What is the website so i can order?!? Can I get it in red USB?
Website will be up next week for pre-orders. Initially the only color will be gray. Other colors may follow later. |
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 10:11:49 PM |
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Will it get me laid?
Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently. |
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BR0KK
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June 18, 2012, 10:14:55 PM |
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Will it get me laid?
Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently. better than the BFL RIG "getting laid" ratio? |
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 10:18:48 PM |
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Will it get me laid?
Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently. better than the BFL RIG "getting laid" ratio? It is user dependent. But as far as a I know, nobody has gotten laid because they have a smallish ugly toaster looking device with a fan strapped to it next to their computer. Edit: Talked to BFL, they said the "Getting Laid" version of their singles will ship in 4 to 6 weeks. |
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BR0KK
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June 18, 2012, 10:38:39 PM |
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I'm talking about the rig factor. u should try that out man..... it works  |
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June 18, 2012, 10:46:15 PM |
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Please post BTC address so I can send 1000 BTC right naow !!!
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 18, 2012, 10:57:44 PM |
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Please post BTC address so I can send 1000 BTC right naow !!!
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June 19, 2012, 06:32:14 AM |
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Under development Modular UPGRADEABLE Miner (MUM). Looking for investors.
Changing one PCB with screwdriver and you have brand new miner in hand... Plug&Play, scalable from one module to thousands.
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June 19, 2012, 06:35:43 AM |
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But wait, Will it blend?
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June 19, 2012, 06:53:30 AM |
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Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.
I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.
They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started, you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser
Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.
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We are bees, and we hate you.
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June 19, 2012, 06:59:29 AM |
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Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.
I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.
They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started, you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser
Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.
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TheHarbinger (OP)
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June 19, 2012, 12:24:16 PM |
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Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.
I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.
They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started, you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser
Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.
As we now have received an order for units totaling 10 quintillion dollars US, all orders placed after this will have an expected shipping time of 12 to 15 weeks. However, please feel free to continue to pre-order. We are also working on a quantum-compute version of this chip, expected speed in 10 Th/s at 0.1 watt. Expect an announcement in October sometime. Anyone who buys a MicroRig will be able to trade it in for the newer quantum-compute version at full purchase price at release. |
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Serenata
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June 19, 2012, 12:30:25 PM |
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I just looooove such threads! Soz for the off topic  |
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BR0KK
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June 19, 2012, 12:44:14 PM |
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Mother of ASIC..... Look what i just found in a German Beer Bar:   What's that little plugin card for  |
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