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June 24, 2012, 09:31:13 PM |
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I am proud to announce the latest development in the Bitcoin Mining Marketplace... The Bitcoin Mining Time Machine. Loosely based off the 'Uncle Rico' unit, it will allow Miners to go back in time to January 2010 using their existing equipment to mine at that difficulty.  Pre-Orders are now being accepted. Delivery is expected to begin within 6 months. ** If you believe that this thread does not belong, please consider that I at least have a picture of my 'imaginary' product. |
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Grouver (BtcBalance)
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June 24, 2012, 09:32:39 PM
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AndrewBUD
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June 24, 2012, 09:34:32 PM |
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What is the Asking price now?
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Cablez
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June 24, 2012, 09:35:40 PM |
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Shouldn't it be what is the asking price then?  |
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DILLIGAF
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June 24, 2012, 09:38:02 PM |
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What is the Asking price now?
And where can we send our money ASAP by what methods and would you take the rights to future unborn children on trade or perhaps a couple of organs? |
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June 24, 2012, 09:38:52 PM |
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people don't fall for this! clearly a fake: no flux compensator.
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bitlane (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 09:39:55 PM |
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Pricing will depend on the amount of mining hardware you need to take back in time with you, as the 'Energy Crystals' that power the Time Machine require special licensing, based on your current GH or MH/s....
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bitlane (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 09:40:53 PM |
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people don't fall for this! clearly a fake: no flux compensator.
Proprietary Design.... Unfortunately I am unable to show pics of the inside of the units. |
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Cablez
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June 24, 2012, 09:46:22 PM |
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Can we just use this to drop our past selves a message to hit Bitcoin with every CPU we have in like mid 2009.  That would be sweet. |
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ice_chill
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June 24, 2012, 09:50:24 PM |
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Bitcoin Mining Time Machine is very dangerous to Bitcoin, it will make ASIC mining unprofitable!
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AndrewBUD
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June 24, 2012, 09:51:43 PM |
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How much to go back with lotto numbers?
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bitlane (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 09:56:07 PM |
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Bitcoin Mining Time Machine is very dangerous to Bitcoin, it will make ASIC mining unprofitable!
The plan is to mine all of the Bitcoins available to the project for it's life, so that when ASICs come about, there won't be anything left to mine.....making THEM obsolete before they are even released. |
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BR0KK
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June 24, 2012, 10:15:07 PM |
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why don't u mine yourself with it?
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bitlane (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 10:18:18 PM |
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why don't u mine yourself with it?
Because I am a Time Machine manufacturer and would rather sell this to the Bitcoin Miners who are interested. |
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bulanula
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June 24, 2012, 11:03:51 PM |
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Well played, bitlane. You are truly a master ! Where do I send my preorder ( making sure to use a non reversible payment method like bank transfer or BTC, because I want it to hurt - no hommo  ) ? How can I get this FIRST not after some folks also order it ! Most importantly of all, can it also act as a praying amplifier at the same time ( PrayerMax 5000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvM-6iiCFcw )  I won't buy it otherwise because I need my prayers amplified  |
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bitlane (OP)
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June 24, 2012, 11:22:31 PM |
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Well played, bitlane. You are truly a master ! Where do I send my preorder ( making sure to use a non reversible payment method like bank transfer or BTC, because I want it to hurt - no hommo ) ? How can I get this FIRST not after some folks also order it ! Most importantly of all, can it also act as a praying amplifier at the same time ( PrayerMax 5000 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvM-6iiCFcw ) I won't buy it otherwise because I need my prayers amplified Unfortunately, this is a single use device.....Time Travel ONLY for the purposes of Bitcoin Mining (No Lotto numbers, Prayer amplifications etc). Payment methods (all of course non refundable): - Checks, preferably made out in the name of 'CASH'. - Western Union. - Bitcoins (tainted or regular. extra crispy also an alternative. NO BBQ flavor) I hope that helps to answer enough questions to still leave a 'fog of vagueness' about things... Yours in Mining, bitlane. |
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June 24, 2012, 11:40:11 PM |
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What, no sour cream and onion? Those are my favorite.
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June 25, 2012, 12:49:41 AM |
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Since January 2010 did not have proper pooled mining, BTC Guild has been upgraded to allow alternative temporal placement mining. While the first few ASICFPGATM miners may be able to solo mine, it is only a matter of time before enough units are produced that you're competing and orphaning each other out. We all remember what happened to altcoins when a major amount of hash power was pointed at low difficulties!
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June 25, 2012, 12:52:53 AM |
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This is a breakthrough in the mining market! I am in the process of liquidating all my assets and giving all my money to you. Soon, it shall be delivered to you in a black suitcase by a ex-KGB agent. Please do not make fun of his sunglasses, he really does not like that and is likely to murder you on the spot if he feels insulted.
My goal is to travel back in time to the very first minute Satoshi release the bitcoin concept and fire up a few Radeon 5970s and spank that blockchain like the naughty girl she is.
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June 25, 2012, 02:48:08 AM |
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This is a breakthrough in the mining market! I am in the process of liquidating all my assets and giving all my money to you. Soon, it shall be delivered to you in a black suitcase by a ex-KGB agent. Please do not make fun of his sunglasses, he really does not like that and is likely to murder you on the spot if he feels insulted.
My goal is to travel back in time to the very first minute Satoshi release the bitcoin concept and fire up a few Radeon 5970s and spank that blockchain like the naughty girl she is.
Stored in an encrypted cold wallet? |
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